FabSwingers.com forum: Plight Of The Unicorn....

By *nknownAdventure OP Couple
over a year ago

St Albans

We all know that unicorns are becoming rarer and rarer.

We've found photo evidence that suggest that some may have been mixed in with the bed sheets and some..... may even have been used by those vicious Fairies to produce their cakes (however tasty they are…)

Any other clues to their disappearance or where they can be found we’d love to hear from you as we’ve turned detective !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I've got nothing

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

They are in the forbidden forest, getting drained of their blood by Voldermort

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fed up and hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are in the forbidden forest, getting drained of their blood by Voldermort"

Is he back again? New username?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wed love to know to, very rare to find

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples who want to meet other couples and not just have MFF are becoming rarer and rarer.

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By *nknownAdventure OP Couple
over a year ago

St Albans

Would you like to pop in for a private interview to help evade detection from "The Authorities"?

Your interview will be kept in a safe place with full confidentiality respected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There like santa not real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip: Have sex with your wife alongside a mirror, this way you can have the effect of swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We think it just comes in stages. We will have a blitz of couples contacting us that want to play etc and then it will go quiet.

But also we have had periods where all we seem to he doing is meeting single girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples who want to meet other couples and not just have MFF are becoming rarer and rarer. "

We are looking for another couple

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We think it just comes in stages. We will have a blitz of couples contacting us that want to play etc and then it will go quiet.

But also we have had periods where all we seem to he doing is meeting single girls."

Lucky you we have not found our unicorn yet

Mrscxxx

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

An you introduce me to these vicious fairies pls as I like cake,.l

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There like santa not real

What do you mean Santa is not real

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There like santa not real

What do you mean Santa is not real

Santa is real if you believe. He lives in your heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve been hunted for their horns. I hear it’s worth more than Ivory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There like santa not real

What do you mean Santa is not real

Shh....don't listen to the mean man....he's on the naughty list.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Santa is real!!! So are fairies and pixies and witches x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" An you introduce me to these vicious fairies pls as I like cake,.l"

Your profile seems fake

Also how do people remove the "xx miles away from you" part on their profiles and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know that unicorns are becoming rarer and rarer.

Any other clues to their disappearance or where they can be found we’d love to hear from you as we’ve turned detective !!

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you should try the back of your wardrobe, you may need a a jackhammer. Also apologise to the neighbours if you have to knock through but there they'll be..trust me..

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By *nknownAdventure OP Couple
over a year ago

St Albans

Looked there too.... hiding in your's only then

Search for clues goes on..

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

*adjusts her invisibility cloak and sidles out of the room unnoticed*

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’m always out in the open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably been scared off by all the cock pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The MC In Magic Mike (Hippodrone London) has her own Unicorn im sure his voice is Channing Tatum !!!!!

No honest I was there ...

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By *urvyKinkyLacyWoman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Hellllo

I’m here!! BBW unicorn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" An you introduce me to these vicious fairies pls as I like cake,.l"

Would like some of that cake too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh good way to wheedle all those pesky unicorns out

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Ahh good way to wheedle all those pesky unicorns out

hahaha!!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

And there was me thinking this was a new Disney film .....

Note to self - read posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flight of the navigator

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By *nknownAdventure OP Couple
over a year ago

St Albans

NEWS FLASH....Photo evidence found as to their disappearance.

Cant attach it here so on profile, those pesky fairies.... #leaveourunicornsalone

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