FabSwingers.com forum: That’s just ‘wrong’

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks with sandals....unless you are a toddler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who butter both sides of their toast, why not just set a drip up and pump the butter in directly?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Socks with sandals....unless you are a toddler. "

Socks with shorts ... especially knee high!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

People who have flower petal bed spreads - it’s wrong on so many levels.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Socks with sandals....unless you are a toddler.

Socks with shorts ... especially knee high!"

Knee high socks or shorts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pj's, dressing gowns, socks when your naked, three quarter length shorts, speed cameras, traffic wardens and traffic police all these things are wrong

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Socks with sandals....unless you are a toddler.

Socks with shorts ... especially knee high!

Knee high socks or shorts?

Socks

tsk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop socks. Wrong!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

blue suit and brown shoes. ( it irritates me )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"blue suit and brown shoes. ( it irritates me ) "

Its a classic look.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"People who have flower petal bed spreads - it’s wrong on so many levels."

Mine is rather lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"blue suit and brown shoes. ( it irritates me ) "

Ooooo my husband is wearing his light blue suit and brown shoes to an engagement party in two weeks

I love it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Shirt and tie with jeans

Go smart or go casual ... don't mix ... you look like a knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch one up them

It's a sign they're gay, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"blue suit and brown shoes. ( it irritates me ) "

I like that!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch them

Punch their ass????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barcode tattoos. I often wonder if I scanned them in Asda how much they would cost.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

When making tea and putting milk in first

And

Milky tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take selfies while pretending to look away, as if someone else took the picture, where they sitting on your lap?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Jesus h......I'm a socks, wellies with shorts wearer.....when I'm doing the garden....

I'll just go sit in the twat corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"

This. Our old rental flat had blue carpet in the kitchen and it was the type of carpet you get in an office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When making tea and putting milk in first

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Milky tea

Agreed. That deserves a hanging man!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Jesus h......I'm a socks, wellies with shorts wearer.....when I'm doing the garden....

I'll just go sit in the twat corner

Strangely... that is acceptable (wellies and shorts ... not sitting in the twat corner)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch them

Punch their ass????

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All of them !!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

people who leave the cellophane on furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely no carpet in the bathroom. .. soooooooo unhygienic

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By *isshorny247Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

It goes together like cracker and cheese. Black shoes won’t go with a blue suit.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A lot of this stuff is cultural. I've long since learned to stfu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super skinny jeans on men with socks stuffed down there

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By *adyA01Woman
over a year ago

Wellington

Socks whilst having sex! Just NO!!

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By *isshorny247Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

Yes it look very classic and they lot of man were blue suits and brown shoes and it look very smart and very sexy too

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm sensing a trend here .......SOCKS......I love my socks most are puppets .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids onboard stickers on car window's!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch one up them

It's a sign they're gay, isn't it?

ffs!!!!! you saying my fat ugly neighbour is gay!!!!! hell he is worse than i thought!!!! ( only a joke no slag of gay folks!!!! before you all start bleating!!!!!)

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Kids onboard stickers on car window's! "

we have dogs on board on our car windows!!!! more to stop idiots going up to the dogs and irritating them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids onboard stickers on car window's!

we have dogs on board on our car windows!!!! more to stop idiots going up to the dogs and irritating them lol

I can see the sense in that

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

That you done it all viagra advert on TV

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By *ay83Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Kids onboard stickers on car window's! "

These are so in an emergency the responders can quickly identify vehicles with kids it... not just people showing off they have working reproductive systems

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Kids onboard stickers on car window's!

These are so in an emergency the responders can quickly identify vehicles with kids it... not just people showing off they have working reproductive systems

And yet they often don't get taken off when there are no kids ... so said responders spend ages looking for kids who aren't there

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Having to wear a swimming costume or a towel in a sauna or steam room. The point is to let the heat and moisture get to your skin. Why would you then insulate yourself from it by wrapping a big towel round you? It's just not right. It's down to prudishness I think.

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By *ay83Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Kids onboard stickers on car window's!

These are so in an emergency the responders can quickly identify vehicles with kids it... not just people showing off they have working reproductive systems

And yet they often don't get taken off when there are no kids ... so said responders spend ages looking for kids who aren't there "

Your right... that is wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Jesus h......I'm a socks, wellies with shorts wearer.....when I'm doing the garden....

I'll just go sit in the twat corner

Can I sit in that Corner with you. I bet you look sexy as hell in socks wellies and shorts

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Brown Teeth, what else ain't clean if ya window isn't

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By *ornyscaff69Man
over a year ago

Norwich

CROCS

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

60" Televisions in 2up/2down houses with small rooms

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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

Blokes who use the cubicle toilet instead of a urinal for a pee!

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Wanting to wear socks in the bedroom for a sweaty fun meet. Why!!wft!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"

There is carpet made especially for bathrooms you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blokes who use the cubicle toilet instead of a urinal for a pee!

I do it all the time, what's wrong with a bit of privacy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch them

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?

There is carpet made especially for bathrooms you know! "

....and?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who's profile says straight but message me all the time wanting to blow me off....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men who's profile says straight but message me all the time wanting to blow me off...."

I wondered how long it would take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adults on skateboards and push scooters, they think they look cool but they look ridiculous!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Men who's profile says straight but message me all the time wanting to blow me off...."

Fab straight

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Men who's profile says straight but message me all the time wanting to blow me off....

I wondered how long it would take

To blow him off? Well I guess it depends how good they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Men who's profile says straight but message me all the time wanting to blow me off....

I wondered how long it would take

To blow him off? Well I guess it depends how good they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"blue suit and brown shoes. ( it irritates me ) "

It's as it should be!

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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

"Blokes who use the cubicle toilet instead of a urinal for a pee!

I do it all the time, what's wrong with a bit of privacy? "

Not if I'm desperate for a dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who wear suits but no socks, another stupid look!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"

My house had carpet in the bathroom and the loo when we bought it, ripped that out straight away. Not a good idea with males in the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blokes who use the cubicle toilet instead of a urinal for a pee!

I do it all the time, what's wrong with a bit of privacy?

Not if I'm desperate for a dump

Use the urinal if your that desperate!

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Socks with sandals....unless you are a toddler. "

They weren't sandals they were lightweight walking shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?

My house had carpet in the bathroom and the loo when we bought it, ripped that out straight away. Not a good idea with males in the house!

Ooooooft nope nope nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who butter both sides of their toast, why not just set a drip up and pump the butter in directly?

Do people do that? Never come across that ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?

My house had carpet in the bathroom and the loo when we bought it, ripped that out straight away. Not a good idea with males in the house!

Ooooooft nope nope nope

I always sit down to pee so no problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blokes who use the cubicle toilet instead of a urinal for a pee!

I sometimes treat myself too a sit down wee...!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite, beet root and clingfilm, I mean why.......

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Marmite, beet root and clingfilm, I mean why....... "

As a combination or individual, pretty random

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

The trend of wearing sliders and white socks

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"Blokes who use the cubicle toilet instead of a urinal for a pee!

My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch them

Id agree with you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People driving in the middle or right hand lane when the left lane is clear....

The right hand lane is not the BMW / Audi lane!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People driving in the middle or right hand lane when the left lane is clear....

The right hand lane is not the BMW / Audi lane!!!!"

You forgot the berks in mercs

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Marmite, beet root and clingfilm, I mean why....... "

All on the same sandwich?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Marmite, beet root and clingfilm, I mean why.......

All on the same sandwich?

That Winter means you'll have to cover up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet paper hung the wrong way round. It needs to hang from the FRONT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"

I agree with you.

I think the mat at side of toilet is good idea for men.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Marmite, beet root and clingfilm, I mean why.......

All on the same sandwich?

That Winter means you'll have to cover up

Are you using predictive text?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies taking their heels off for sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having no butter at all in a sandwich.. what’s that about

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Twats with Jeans half way down their ass . Just makes me want to punch one up them

It's a sign they're gay, isn't it?

That's where it originated - in US jails as a sign that they were "receptive" to sexual advances.

Back on thread - having fog lights on when it isn't foggy, especially after dark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"

Pampas grass and a huge wagon wheel hanging on the wall of their home heh! heh!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Jesus h......I'm a socks, wellies with shorts wearer.....when I'm doing the garden....

I'll just go sit in the twat corner

I'll join you, that's my everyday wardrobe

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

The LFC fan whom chose to abuse me repeatedly on these forums for no reason at all. Back when I had MUFC as my name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pj's, dressing gowns, socks when your naked, three quarter length shorts, speed cameras, traffic wardens and traffic police all these things are wrong

Really? So who would scoop up all the gory body parts in bad crashes then and investigate serious collisions where people have died. If your kid was mown down by a speeding lunatic would you not want it investigated?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"blue suit and brown shoes. ( it irritates me ) "

Are you suggesting black shoes? That’s beyond wrong. Black with black or grey only and especially not with jeans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When making tea and putting milk in first

And

Milky tea

This !!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"The LFC fan whom chose to abuse me repeatedly on these forums for no reason at all. Back when I had MUFC as my name. "

I'm a blue mate , give me shout next time he's on

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"When making tea and putting milk in first

And

Milky tea

This !!

You don't need the kind of friend or workmate in your life that does this

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"

Those two examples most definitely feel wrong

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By *ems17Couple (FF)
over a year ago

Walsall

Eyelashes on headlights on a car

"powered by fairy dust" stickers on the rear bumper!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ladies taking their heels off for sex!"

If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blokes who use the cubicle toilet instead of a urinal for a pee!

I do that if there’s a few men lined up in order to avoid other men’s splash back, urinals are a bit outdated I think, especially this stainless steel big ones in pubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"blue suit and brown shoes. ( it irritates me ) "

Not a fan of style then mate? They go perfect together.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Kids onboard stickers on car window's!

we have dogs on board on our car windows!!!! more to stop idiots going up to the dogs and irritating them lol

Idiots who would do that may also be drawn as if by a mag, when they see the sign.

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Doing 30 in a 60!

I can't get past, truck just isnt fast enough to perform a safe overtake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People spooning coffee first and then sugar, or wet spoon in sugar, I hate those disgusting brown lumps when I’m making my drink. Must be even worse for tea drinkers

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Ive got some blue shoes, but they look silly with brown trousers.

I do need a mid-to-light blue suit, the brown shoes I have are chelsea boot style, square toed and a mix of light and dark tan. Are they acceptable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?"

One exception.

Saw a meme with a girl who had

'My name is laura'

Tatooed over her ass.

She also had the same thing tatooed upside down across the nape of her neck.

Some girls think of everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyelashes on headlights on a car

"powered by fairy dust" stickers on the rear bumper!"

Another exception.

There is a car fown the street from me where that exact sticker has weathered and peeled a bit.

It really looks like it says powered by fanny dust.

Makes me smile every morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mom's/Dad's Taxi stickers in cars

Novelty Socks

"Organised Fun"

Novelty Ties

People who call it Houston Railway Station, not Euston

People who pronounce SPECIFICALLY... PACIFICLY

Unpolished shoes

*******

This post and the others in the thread are the reason we're not allowed automatic weapons in this country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?

One exception.

Saw a meme with a girl who had

'My name is laura'

Tatooed over her ass.

She also had the same thing tatooed upside down across the nape of her neck.

Some girls think of everything. "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mom's/Dad's Taxi stickers in cars

Novelty Socks

"Organised Fun"

Novelty Ties

People who call it Houston Railway Station, not Euston

People who pronounce SPECIFICALLY... PACIFICLY

Unpolished shoes

*******

This post and the others in the thread are the reason we're not allowed automatic weapons in this country

I’m glad we’re not allowed automatic weapons

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"

Hanging is too good for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mom's/Dad's Taxi stickers in cars

Novelty Socks

"Organised Fun"

Novelty Ties

People who call it Houston Railway Station, not Euston

People who pronounce SPECIFICALLY... PACIFICLY

Unpolished shoes

*******

This post and the others in the thread are the reason we're not allowed automatic weapons in this country

I’m glad we’re not allowed automatic weapons "

Because its so satisfying manually reloading to make sure you take each one of those fuckers out?

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Is crumpet with poached egg on top wrong? Only I've no bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is crumpet with poached egg on top wrong? Only I've no bread

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lol buttered crumpet with poached egg perfectly acceptable

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Mom's/Dad's Taxi stickers "

British people who say mom not mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone over 18 with baseball hat on back to front.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Is crumpet with poached egg on top wrong? Only I've no bread

lol buttered crumpet with poached egg perfectly acceptable "

Phew thanks for approval

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"
definitely no carpet in the kitchen yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so fucking wrong urgh unless you have some cheese too

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"so fucking wrong urgh unless you have some cheese too"

I have cheese

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By *umbria rodMan
over a year ago

barrow in furness

"Barcode tattoos. I often wonder if I scanned them in Asda how much they would cost."

They come up as cabbage

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By *umbria rodMan
over a year ago

barrow in furness

"Socks whilst having sex! Just NO!!"

Totaly agree socks and sex just dont go that reminds me mist cut my toenails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is crumpet with poached egg on top wrong? Only I've no bread

lol buttered crumpet with poached egg perfectly acceptable

Phew thanks for approval

"
you've made me hungry now

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Is crumpet with poached egg on top wrong? Only I've no bread

lol buttered crumpet with poached egg perfectly acceptable

Phew thanks for approval

you've made me hungry now "

Omg the combo is delicious, food porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is crumpet with poached egg on top wrong? Only I've no bread

lol buttered crumpet with poached egg perfectly acceptable

Phew thanks for approval

you've made me hungry now

Omg the combo is delicious, food porn

"
lol damnit I can't have that combination at the minute but will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good, did you have a bearnaise sauce over the egg...

I'm going to have to go and get some chervil and tarragon now and make myself that for breakfast on the weekend

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Sounds good, did you have a bearnaise sauce over the egg...

I'm going to have to go and get some chervil and tarragon now and make myself that for breakfast on the weekend"

No bernaise, cheese was naughty enough, bit crispy bacon tho for future

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over a year ago

"Sounds good, did you have a bearnaise sauce over the egg...

I'm going to have to go and get some chervil and tarragon now and make myself that for breakfast on the weekend

No bernaise, cheese was naughty enough, bit crispy bacon tho for future

Oh God...now its gonna have to be toasted crumpet, crispy bacon poached egg and bearnaise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Sounds good, did you have a bearnaise sauce over the egg...

I'm going to have to go and get some chervil and tarragon now and make myself that for breakfast on the weekend

No bernaise, cheese was naughty enough, bit crispy bacon tho for future

Oh God...now its gonna have to be toasted crumpet, crispy bacon poached egg and bearnaise! "

How something so wrong became so rightv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barcode tattoos. I often wonder if I scanned them in Asda how much they would cost."

Unexpected arse hole in the bagging area

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Red red dress iridescent shimmer n glitter, is it wrong to have sparkly pink nails?

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Those who leave the car garage stickers ie Arnold Clark on their cars....they don't pay you for free advertising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex is a wrong un

Socks in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet paper hung the wrong way round. It needs to hang from the FRONT!"

Yessss!! At last, someone who understands!

Also, baseball caps worn back to front. Anybody who does this or affects other gangsta style 'fashion statements' like the half mast jeans, bling jewellery, huge trainers and all that aggressive pointing using the index finger with thumb raised and other fingers tucked into the palm is a complete knob and out to be removed from the gene pool.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Cream then jam...its wrong all wrong

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Crocs.. the devil’s shoes..

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By *essons in LustCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

"Eyelashes on headlights on a car

"powered by fairy dust" stickers on the rear bumper!"

Haha ! This makes me cringe

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By *essons in LustCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

"Mom's/Dad's Taxi stickers

British people who say mom not mum"

I’ve always said mom as mum gives me the image of an old lady in a rainscarf and sometimes sounds like it’s being said by someone with a cold ‘ bub ‘

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By *essons in LustCouple
over a year ago

huddersfield

And pineapple on pizza is so fucked op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toilet paper hung the wrong way round. It needs to hang from the FRONT!

Yessss!! At last, someone who understands!

Do you think they might be stupid enough to be convinced to try and win the Darwin awards

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And pineapple on pizza is so fucked op "

Yes!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Toilet paper hung the wrong way round. It needs to hang from the FRONT!

Yessss!! At last, someone who understands!

Baseball caps the wrong way round - the real reason is that the cap's narrow band is holding the forehead section in place, through which surgeons performed the frontal lobotomy!

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?"

My ex husband had his own name.... backwards....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?

My ex husband had his own name.... backwards....

So if he wakes up hungover and looks in the mirror...he’d be able to read it?

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?

My ex husband had his own name.... backwards....

So if he wakes up hungover and looks in the mirror...he’d be able to read it?

Not even that clever. He had a tribal design thing with his new girlfriend's (now wife, more fool her!) name on one side and his on the other, but the both we towards the middle so it was like:

ALISON ### EIDDE

(Her name changed for privacy, his name was Eddie....)

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?

My ex husband had his own name.... backwards....

So if he wakes up hungover and looks in the mirror...he’d be able to read it?

Not even that clever. He had a tribal design thing with his new girlfriend's (now wife, more fool her!) name on one side and his on the other, but the both we towards the middle so it was like:

ALISON ### EIDDE

(Her name changed for privacy, his name was Eddie....)

*they both went towards the middle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?

My ex husband had his own name.... backwards....

So if he wakes up hungover and looks in the mirror...he’d be able to read it?

Not even that clever. He had a tribal design thing with his new girlfriend's (now wife, more fool her!) name on one side and his on the other, but the both we towards the middle so it was like:

ALISON ### EIDDE

(Her name changed for privacy, his name was Eddie....)

Oh lord

Sounds like a lovely tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bootleg jeans

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

"People who have their own name tattooed on them. Why? Are you worried you’re going to forget? If you forget, how would you even know it’s your own name?

My ex husband had his own name.... backwards....

So if he wakes up hungover and looks in the mirror...he’d be able to read it?

Not even that clever. He had a tribal design thing with his new girlfriend's (now wife, more fool her!) name on one side and his on the other, but the both we towards the middle so it was like:

ALISON ### EIDDE

(Her name changed for privacy, his name was Eddie....)

Oh lord

Sounds like a lovely tattoo

Let's just say it suited him

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Pineapple on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who have carpet in their kitchen...why?

And also their bathroom...although it’s kind of nice getting out the shower onto carpet. But still.

What else is just ‘wrong’ in your opinion?"
psychopaths

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