FabSwingers.com forum: I NEED MY COCK USED 24/7? ANY FEMALE XX

By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

IM AM SO HORNY!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What can I use it for ?

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

why is everyone shouting today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don’t think it’s normal to be horny that often

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A 24/7 cock! THAT IS WORTH SHOUTING ABOUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd recommend not using that profile picture to advertise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually don’t think it’s physically possible for it to be used 24/7. I could be wrong though. Perhaps check with google.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don’t think it’s normal to be horny that often

Lol, not even Rabbits shag that often!!!

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"A 24/7 cock! THAT IS WORTH SHOUTING ABOUT

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hope it's not going to drop off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually don’t think it’s physically possible for it to be used 24/7. I could be wrong though. Perhaps check with google. "

Unless you re an animal...but not that much lol, I think rabbits mating sessions lasts seconds xD so I guess you could get few more in ahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHOUTING GETS YOU EVERYWHERE ON HERE DUDE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you can get a blow up version which would be perfect for you and a puncture repair kit

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Could use it for a door stop I suppose

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

I don't think one female will be enough for that job. You'd be better off asking for multiple females working in shifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HAS ANYONE GOT A COIL PACK SUITABLE FOR AN ULTRASPARK ELECTRONIC IGNITION SYSTEM? PM ME PLEASE!

just wondering if this works..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will you sleep? When will the cock user sleep? These are important technicalities

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Could use it for a door stop I suppose"
or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Could use it for a door stop I suppose or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?"

It could be one of those joke doorbells... Touch it & get squirted in the eye

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

you are right a few minor gliches to iron out but more than one woman might be the answer, but i need it as life

i hope you all have a great horny day x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ones nob will surely resemble a hock of ham after all that time(!) May I heartily recommend Sudocrem - readily available at any supermarket

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Could use it for a door stop I suppose or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?

It could be one of those joke doorbells... Touch it & get squirted in the eye

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Could use it for a door stop I suppose or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?

It could be one of those joke doorbells... Touch it & get squirted in the eye

maybe i should get a flower to put around it, it might look prettier x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we keep it to the forums please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a pot of ghost chilli con carne that needs a stir.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I cut it off and drill some holes in it and use it as a flute?

I don't think I have enough puff for 24/7 though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HAS ANYONE GOT A COIL PACK SUITABLE FOR AN ULTRASPARK ELECTRONIC IGNITION SYSTEM? PM ME PLEASE!

just wondering if this works.. "

There’s probably a few women in here with coils lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cut it off and drill some holes in it and use it as a flute?

I don't think I have enough puff for 24/7 though. "

I'll help with the puff

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

[Removed by poster at 16/07/19 18:34:57]

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

maybe i can offer breaks... no pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want someone to ride me

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Could use it for a door stop I suppose or a doorbell? touch it and you can get a nice shouty noise to alert everyone?

It could be one of those joke doorbells... Touch it & get squirted in the eye

maybe i should get a flower to put around it, it might look prettier x"

Ooooh I could use it as a vase, I have a habit of putting things in willies....

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

aslong as you lick the spoon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cut it off and drill some holes in it and use it as a flute?

I don't think I have enough puff for 24/7 though.

I'll help with the puff"

Awesome! We could flatten his balls and use them as cymbals?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Imagine how sore it would get, and when would you plan on eating, sleeping and going for a good ol' poo?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Ah, Me so horny sounds much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe i can offer breaks... no pay."

Now you’re talking. Are we talking UK or further afield? And can I bring friends? Will there be spending money included?

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

it would look better on the table...

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!"

Does it get really hard? I need a new handle for my frying pan, I don't use it 24/7 but it's probably going to be used more than if you just want it used for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 'Whack-a-mole' game is missing a mole. I got a bit over enthusiastic with the hammer.

Perhaps you could use it to replace my missing mole?

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

bring your friends.. no spending money, in the uk.

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

i cant wait to see you flipping pancakes...

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

a mole??

i wanted to be the hammer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cut it off and drill some holes in it and use it as a flute?

I don't think I have enough puff for 24/7 though.

I'll help with the puff

Awesome! We could flatten his balls and use them as cymbals? "

Cymballs

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

what happened to my penis?...

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"what happened to my penis?..."

It seems the ladies have made a one man band out of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!"

BREAKING NEWS;

A man on a swinging site is horny, more on this later and now Tom with the weather, what’s it looking like out there Tom ?!

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By *en-xxxMan
over a year ago

coventry

Jesus..... I’ve literally never been this desperate for sex lol

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

cant wait until your in full swing, i bet you sound great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, you're eating him alive! Lol give him the chance to explain himself...maybe he tried to say:

At this moment in time, I feel very naughty, and my optimism on being super powered is driven by my dopamine being sky high...plus, I have a big cock, and all women love it. Am I right OP

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

you look beautiful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you look beautiful xx"

Think he’s talking to you Tame

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I need my lungs and heart 24/7 ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press reply and quote so we know who you're responding to

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

all woman love cock...

i literally am in need of a extremely horny woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Press reply and quote so we know who you're responding to"

He can’t, he’s HORNY!!!!!!!!!

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Is the cock made of chocolate tho?

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Press reply and quote so we know who you're responding to"

will do...

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!

BREAKING NEWS;

A man on a swinging site is horny, more on this later and now Tom with the weather, what’s it looking like out there Tom ?!"

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Is the cock made of chocolate tho? "

it wont melt so im guessing not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Press reply and quote so we know who you're responding to

He can’t, he’s HORNY!!!!!!!!!

Ah, my mistake

The ability to think rationally goes out the window when one is SO HORNY!!!!!!!!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!

BREAKING NEWS;

A man on a swinging site is horny, more on this later and now Tom with the weather, what’s it looking like out there Tom ?!"
It's HARD to tell. There may be HARD scattered showers but later they may turn SOFT

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll pass

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Is the cock made of chocolate tho?

it wont melt so im guessing not..."

That's a shame, I really love those chocolate ones, the rock ones off the prom are OK tho they're not so sickly & can such those for longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!"

I am 'HORNY' 24/7.

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Press reply and quote so we know who you're responding to

He can’t, he’s HORNY!!!!!!!!!

Ah, my mistake

The ability to think rationally goes out the window when one is SO HORNY!!!!!!!!"

literally all sense is lost until the taste of pussy is here arghhh!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'll pass

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missed the word "out". That time of day, night night

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Is the cock made of chocolate tho?

it wont melt so im guessing not...

That's a shame, I really love those chocolate ones, the rock ones off the prom are OK tho they're not so sickly & can such those for longer"

24/7 longer? ill set up a stand on the prom.

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'll pass

missed the word "out". That time of day, night night

no going soft, there heavy showers on the way x

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Someones going to go blind wanking 24/7

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'll pass

you look great wish you would stick..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll pass

missed the word "out". That time of day, night night

Oh my. I never pass out

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"Someones going to go blind wanking 24/7

that it im trying to save my eye sight, now get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say that.. but once that orgasm happens and you go all wobbly legged and sleepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"all woman love cock...

i literally am in need of a extremely horny woman... "

We all love one cock, yours will never match "his"

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'll pass

missed the word "out". That time of day, night night

Oh my. I never pass out

we will see. i think i could get you to sleep.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll pass

you look great wish you would stick.."

Not had enough Smirnoff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll pass

missed the word "out". That time of day, night night

Oh my. I never pass out

we will see. i think i could get you to sleep. "

Not into choking

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'll pass

missed the word "out". That time of day, night night

Oh my. I never pass out

we will see. i think i could get you to sleep.

Not into choking

theres other ways

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive. "

i could go longer...

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'll pass

you look great wish you would stick..

Not had enough Smirnoff

ill get the round in...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll pass

you look great wish you would stick..

Not had enough Smirnoff

ill get the round in..."

Liking this guy he's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!"
food mixing maybe, rolling pin or a bottle stopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer..."

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"all woman love cock...

i literally am in need of a extremely horny woman...

We all love one cock, yours will never match "his" "

we all love one cock yours. why wasnt that your sentence?

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By *rent Bridge SwingersCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We think he’s telling fibs... the 30th March pic isn’t looking particularly horny... maybe it’s just 23/6 (the other 25 hours being time spent on the loo... or recovering after a rather nasty doorbell incident)

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine. "

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"We think he’s telling fibs... the 30th March pic isn’t looking particularly horny... maybe it’s just 23/6 (the other 25 hours being time spent on the loo... or recovering after a rather nasty doorbell incident)"

im telling the truth in the 25th hour of the day, you foiled me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?"

7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'll pass

you look great wish you would stick..

Not had enough Smirnoff

ill get the round in...

Liking this guy he's funny

smirnoff it is... x

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?

7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that."

where we meeting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?

7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.

where we meeting?"

Out the back of Lidl. By the dumpsters.

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?

7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.

where we meeting?

Out the back of Lidl. By the dumpsters."

where we usually meet, just say that.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?

7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that."

he best bring his A game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?

7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.

he best bring his A game "

It's usually how long those who claim to be horny 24/7 last

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?

7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.

he best bring his A game "

she better be ready...

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"24 minutes 7 seconds.

Impressive.

i could go longer...

Fuck that, he's usually in a cab once I got mine.

is that how long it takes to make you cum? 24 minutes plus 7 seconds?

7 seconds is enough, I want you gone after that.

he best bring his A game

It's usually how long those who claim to be horny 24/7 last

it was more a cry for help than a brag.. just to clear the air, im so horny x

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

"all woman love cock...

i literally am in need of a extremely horny woman... "

Negative. I do not love cock.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll pass

you look great wish you would stick..

Not had enough Smirnoff

ill get the round in...

Liking this guy he's funny

smirnoff it is... x"

I said you was funny. Could never drink that much Smirnoff

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I'll pass

you look great wish you would stick..

Not had enough Smirnoff

ill get the round in...

Liking this guy he's funny

smirnoff it is... x

I said you was funny. Could never drink that much Smirnoff

you still have to see me dance and move you might not need it

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"all woman love cock...

i literally am in need of a extremely horny woman...

Negative. I do not love cock. "

thats a shame.

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By *hilly85 OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

i need to taste pussy

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"i need to taste pussy

It tastes like chicken.

*this has been a public service announcement

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"i need to taste pussy

It tastes like chicken.

*this has been a public service announcement "

Chicken .. you mean cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need to taste pussy

Oh ok then, I'll let you taste my pussy.

Hubbys cock is covered in it.

Double bonus, you get to taste the pussy. He gets a 2nd blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need to taste pussy

Guess if you are really that desperate you could taste the local cat??

Maybe the owners will let you give it a quick lick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i need to taste pussy

Oh ok then, I'll let you taste my pussy.

Hubbys cock is covered in it.

Double bonus, you get to taste the pussy. He gets a 2nd blowjob.

What an offer OP!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"i need to taste pussy

It tastes like chicken.

*this has been a public service announcement

Chicken .. you mean cock?"

*reconsiders analogy.......

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!"

HAVE A WANK

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh goodness. They say being thirsty is a turn off. This is like death by dehydration thirsty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!"

Who are you. Pat Mustard?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!

HAVE A WANK"
It's 24/7, doesn't make no difference

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"i need to taste pussy

It tastes like armadillo.

*this has been a public service announcement

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"i need to taste pussy

It tastes like armadillo.

*this has been a public service announcement"

Can you show me the way to armadillo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd recommend not using that profile picture to advertise... "

lol,,lol,,lol

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!

HAVE A WANK It's 24/7, doesn't make no difference

He can wank 24/7.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll pass

you look great wish you would stick..

Not had enough Smirnoff

ill get the round in...

Liking this guy he's funny

smirnoff it is... x

I said you was funny. Could never drink that much Smirnoff

you still have to see me dance and move you might not need it

Trust me is need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd recommend not using that profile picture to advertise...

lol,,lol,,lol

ooooooh that made me lol a lot

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!

HAVE A WANK It's 24/7, doesn't make no difference

He can wank 24/7."
Makes it sore, so a friend told us

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"IM AM SO HORNY!!!

HAVE A WANK It's 24/7, doesn't make no difference

He can wank 24/7. Makes it sore, so a friend told us

Makes the foreskin go droopy to apparently.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"i need to taste pussy

It tastes like armadillo.

*this has been a public service announcement

Can you show me the way to armadillo?"

It's over there.

*points..........

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"i need to taste pussy

It tastes like armadillo.

*this has been a public service announcement

Can you show me the way to armadillo?"

I so sang that

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"i need to taste pussy

It tastes like armadillo.

*this has been a public service announcement

Can you show me the way to armadillo?

I so sang that"

*ear worm.....

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"maybe i can offer breaks... no pay."

That probably won’t help your cause. I knew a guy a few years ago who blew part of a massive inheritance by taking a whole month off work and employing six hot prostitutes on a rota to keep him pleasured 24/7 the entire month! After the month he complained about a lack of sleep, lack of money and that when he had slept, he’d missed the fun he’d paid for! Think he was a bit sore too! I think it eventually dawned on him that 24/7 sex isn’t really natural, however appetising it may seem!

If you’ll get a rota free of charge at least you’ll keep your money and won’t have to pay extra for their VAT, business tax, website costs, National Security etc. but you may find filling the rota a challenge!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"maybe i can offer breaks... no pay.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

"maybe i can offer breaks... no pay.

No, but it was my boss! Fortunately, he took a whole month holiday or he’d have been fired!

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