FabSwingers.com forum: Nothing to declare

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s time to tell the poster above why you are no longer in love with them, the stranger the better

It’s not you it’s me..... I am moving to Yemen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you sit weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plot twist, I never loved you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the white shirts, I long to see a pattern on you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's the white shirts, I long to see a pattern on you"

Now that I've recovered I think I can do better. Sorry.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It's the white shirts, I long to see a pattern on you

Now that I've recovered I think I can do better. Sorry.

I can’t keep loving you when you insist you are straight. I know deep down you really want to be with me but I can’t wait till you come to terms with your real sexuality.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ever Fallen In Love - Buzzcocks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OB2YoC4sg

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"It's the white shirts, I long to see a pattern on you

Now that I've recovered I think I can do better. Sorry.

I can’t keep loving you when you insist you are straight. I know deep down you really want to be with me but I can’t wait till you come to terms with your real sexuality.

I'm not a big chocolate eater I'd get fat

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ever Fallen In Love - Buzzcocks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OB2YoC4sg"

Your clock just came between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunkie

You look too sexy in that suit

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Bunkie

You look too sexy in that suit "

It’s me not you. I’m just not that into you anymore and since you stole your knickers back I’m sorry but I can’t be dealing with that shit

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It's the white shirts, I long to see a pattern on you

Now that I've recovered I think I can do better. Sorry.

I can’t keep loving you when you insist you are straight. I know deep down you really want to be with me but I can’t wait till you come to terms with your real sexuality.

I'm not a big chocolate eater I'd get fat

I’m selfless chocolate I keep the calories while you get to devour me except I’ve fallen out of love with you cause of your love island addiction - I can’t compete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can I love someone with no pics? Get outta here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since you changed from s to re I just don't think I know you any more

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How can I love someone with no pics? Get outta here"

I've tried, really I have, but your repetition of everything I say is wearing.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ever Fallen In Love - Buzzcocks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OB2YoC4sg

Your clock just came between us"

It's ok, it's back on the wall now

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've tried, really I have, but your repetition of everything I say is wearing."

Your toenails are so long they click on the floor, like a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your toenails are so long they click on the floor, like a dog.

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I thought you calling everyone "my lover" was a Bristolian thing. It is when I realised that everyone was your lover, I had to call it quits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ain't no fever it's an STI and you gave it to me

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Sorry love your hubby just had hart attack riding my cock

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I sorry but I like women more now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sorry but I like women more now

I can't keep up with your vodka consumption, my liver is like a raisin!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I sorry but I like women more now

I'll get my coat then

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I can no longer trust you after finding you in having an group "sex" with the neighbours garden gnomes in the bath filled with baked beans.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I sorry but I like women more now

I'll get my coat then

See now, that's where you've seriously messed up pp, I'm gonna slip into Alice Winger mode

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I sorry but I like women more now

I'll get my coat then

See now, that's where you've seriously messed up pp, I'm gonna slip into Alice Winger mode

It slipped again...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Whos pissing up my lamp post

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I never was. It was all a trick.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Winters gone, spring and fall. You never wrote me, you never called. Nathan Jones you've been gone too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could deal with the nose picking but the flicking it was just too much.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I could deal with the nose picking but the flicking it was just too much. "
I didn’t mind that but you collecting it after and eating it, I though ‘nah’.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Whos pissing up my lamp post

Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your foreskin is too saggy. It’s not you it’s me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you its me and I want my table tennis bat back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whos pissing up my lamp post

Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine

Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Whos pissing up my lamp post

Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine

Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour

Well you snore louder than a pack of Hyenas laughing together

At least that's what your ex Missus told me

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Whos pissing up my lamp post

Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine

Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour

Well you snore louder than a pack of Hyenas laughing together

At least that's what your ex Missus told me

I didn t like your music choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you too much

I just can’t stand being smothered between your tits any longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Mr Mystique’s cock too much

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I love Mr Mystique’s cock too much

Sorry but your brother is better at sex than you

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon

You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that into you

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that into you

You never zipped up

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that into you

You never zipped up

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I thought you were the bloody tax man

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that into you

You never zipped up

I thought you were the bloody tax man

Spiders give me the heebeejeebees

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"You won’t leave when I’ve asked you too saying you can’t find the door

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just not that into you

You never zipped up

I thought you were the bloody tax man

Spiders give me the heebeejeebees

I got sick of the sex down the back of aldis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow what a beautiful surprise!!!??? You wanna marry me? Ehm. I fucked your mum...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll always love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll always love you "

I've never liked your shade of lipstick

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Oh wow what a beautiful surprise!!!??? You wanna marry me? Ehm. I fucked your mum...lol"

You thought you was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...after the whipped cream and rubber dolphin incident, we are not interested any more...sorry...but, that's the way it goes.

Take care...oh, and please return wife's thong....it does not suit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well...after the whipped cream and rubber dolphin incident, we are not interested any more...sorry...but, that's the way it goes.

Take care...oh, and please return wife's thong....it does not suit you"

I get it, I really do, some people like the sound of duck mating calls. It's just I don't want to see them made that way.

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon

Did you get dressed in the dark and put on a t-towel instead of a shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You said I could get fat! You said you didn't mind! Then you got fit, and I'm not good enough anymore! Shut up and let me speak, tell me the truth, was he worth it? Shut up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Whos pissing up my lamp post

Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine

Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour

Well you snore louder than a pack of Hyenas laughing together

At least that's what your ex Missus told me

I didn t like your music choices

I'm sorry, it was your Granny's record collection

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Whos pissing up my lamp post

Just blame it on next door's dog and give him a bone to chew on and I'm sure you'll be fine

Your farts smell of mouldy old rotting vegetables. No more love thy neighbour

Well you snore louder than a pack of Hyenas laughing together

At least that's what your ex Missus told me

I didn t like your music choices

I'm sorry, it was your Granny's record collection

I'm sorry Ace but I have ClockPhobia

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