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     and on thet subjest i dont want me stop hitting anyway! if fecking hurts!!!! lol | |||
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"I have a shallow vag and nobody wants to meet me  "Now Nell ... we all know it's not about the depth With that revelation you'll now be beating off the dicks I'm sure ... so to speak | |||
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"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock "
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"Ahh yes. Every man I've fucked has commented "fuck me that's tight" seems like it does matter afterall "bloody hell they will moan about anything!!! have a flue like the tyne tunnel and they moan its like dangling a worm in a bucket! give em a nice tight one and its too fecking tight!!!! lol  | |||
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"Ahh yes. Every man I've fucked has commented "fuck me that's tight" seems like it does matter afterall
bloody hell they will moan about anything!!! have a flue like the tyne tunnel and they moan its like dangling a worm in a bucket! give em a nice tight one and its too fecking tight!!!! lol "Wow .. flue like the tyne tunnel??? This thread is really opening the eyes | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch" You've been with all the women? | |||
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"Ahh yes. Every man I've fucked has commented "fuck me that's tight" seems like it does matter afterall
bloody hell they will moan about anything!!! have a flue like the tyne tunnel and they moan its like dangling a worm in a bucket! give em a nice tight one and its too fecking tight!!!! lol "Spot on | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch You've been with all the women? "I've been with quite alot. Enough to give decent statistical survey. | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch You've been with all the women?
I've been with quite alot.
Enough to give decent statistical survey.
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"I get the ones who want to pound all the way in and are angry with me when they hit my cervix and I tell them to slow down. Totally my fault. I need a vag extension. " I don't have a cervix and imagine them getting sucked into a void and floating around my body forever more. | |||
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"I get the ones who want to pound all the way in and are angry with me when they hit my cervix and I tell them to slow down. Totally my fault. I need a vag extension. I don't have a cervix and imagine them getting sucked into a void and floating around my body forever more. " | |||
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"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy" only men with little dicks day that  | |||
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It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!
Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.
So yeaaaaaaah size matters | |||
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"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy No no no no no" That'll be a no then  | |||
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"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’ To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear. And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!
It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!
Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.
So yeaaaaaaah size matters "This just in: people know their own bodies. Listen to them. Believe them. Even young women! | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch" You keep telling yourself that. | |||
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"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’ To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear. And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!
It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!
Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.
So yeaaaaaaah size matters "So you got a mr kipling vagina | |||
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"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy" Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight.... I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce. | |||
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"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’ To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear. And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!
It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!
Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.
So yeaaaaaaah size matters
This just in: people know their own bodies. Listen to them. Believe them. Even young women! "Who knew?? Talking... before or during sex?? This is heresy!!! | |||
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"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’ To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear. And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!
It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!
Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.
So yeaaaaaaah size matters
This just in: people know their own bodies. Listen to them. Believe them. Even young women! "Whenever this kinda thing pops up on the forum and I post his, I have men telling me I’m wrong, or that it’s turn on | |||
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"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight.... I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce. " Do you ACTUALLY think that? Really? | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch" Apart from when that Baby comes out | |||
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"I’m ‘exceedingly tight’ To the point where no matter how wet I am, how much lube is used, if I’m fucked by someone clueless or too hard, I could tear. And what winds me up is that men don’t believe me. Why on earth is it a challenge to ‘ruin me’ ? Why on earth would I find it a turn on?!
It’s literally happened on a meet and all he said was ‘oh...I didn’t realise you were serious’ aye did you not?! Despite fucking me and commenting on how tight I was?!
Sex can hurt a lot. Meh.
So yeaaaaaaah size matters
This just in: people know their own bodies. Listen to them. Believe them. Even young women!
Whenever this kinda thing pops up on the forum and I post his, I have men telling me I’m wrong, or that it’s turn on "Arsehole filters. Use them. Love them. | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch Apart from when that Baby comes out "You realise I totally blame you for this thread | |||
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 isn't that how the saying goes! | |||
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"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight.... I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce. " You do know that the more turned on a woman gets the more her chuff relaxes and gets a "wide on" to accommodate the incoming cock. Could be that you'd not really turned her on.... can't imagine why that would be
Some genuinely are tighter than others and hers could be one of them, maybe not for lack of fucking - she probably masturbated.
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"No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!"No but really you guys just say that, tell me the truth, is my pussy good enough for you?! | |||
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"No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!"Of course it matters | |||
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"No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!
No but really you guys just say that, tell me the truth, is my pussy good enough for you?! "Can't tell by looking, need to have a go and let you know after  | |||
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"No, depth and tightness don't matter but who's adhered to does isn't that how the saying goes!
No but really you guys just say that, tell me the truth, is my pussy good enough for you?!
Can't tell by looking, need to have a go and let you know after "I'm alright, thanks. | |||
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"Old Roy Chubby Brown joke, “Your organs a bit small” “I didn’t know I’d be playing in the Royal Albert Hall” " | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? " If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem. | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem. "Aw Byron ... don't put yourself down .. There's people queuing to do it for you | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem.
Aw Byron ... don't put yourself down ..
There's people queuing to do it for you "Baddum tshhhhh. | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem.
Aw Byron ... don't put yourself down ..
There's people queuing to do it for you
Baddum tshhhhh. "I'm here all week .. try the veal | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? If, like me, you've only got a teeny tiny tic tac cock, this is never a problem.
Aw Byron ... don't put yourself down ..
There's people queuing to do it for you
Baddum tshhhhh.
I'm here all week .. try the veal "Awwwwwwgh, yerr a tooph crowd. | |||
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"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock
Wtf?? "Oops this thread is more serious than I thought . Pass my coat | |||
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"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock
Wtf??
Oops this thread is more serious than I thought . Pass my coat "I thought it wasn't taking the direction I thought it would ... forums huh? | |||
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"Yes, I’m not going anywhere near someone who has a wizards sleeve." How will be you know until you get close? | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch" I think you meant, none of them want want to take your 6 inches. | |||
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"Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in "How dare you ... Oh wait ... you can't mean me | |||
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"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight.... I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce. " maybe Google is your friend here...vaginismus | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch" A womans vagina lengthens when she is sexually aroused. Just saying. | |||
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"Yes, I’m not going anywhere near someone who has a wizards sleeve. How will be you know until you get close? " If it looks like a donkey’s yawn then it’s probably too big for me | |||
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"Yes, I’m not going anywhere near someone who has a wizards sleeve. How will be you know until you get close? If it looks like a donkey’s yawn then it’s probably too big for me " | |||
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"Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in
How dare you ...
Oh wait ... you can't mean me "I think that we will be perfect fit | |||
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"Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in
How dare you ...
Oh wait ... you can't mean me
I think that we will be perfect fit "Proof in the eating? | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? " Well I was just going to check with a sky remote but I appear to have misplaced it. As long as you don’t have to tie a plank to your arse to stop you from falling in, it shouldn’t really be an issue I reckon | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? Well I was just going to check with a sky remote but I appear to have misplaced it. As long as you don’t have to tie a plank to your arse to stop you from falling in, it shouldn’t really be an issue I reckon "Can of Lynx handy? Africa of course | |||
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"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock " definitely the best kind | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? Well I was just going to check with a sky remote but I appear to have misplaced it. As long as you don’t have to tie a plank to your arse to stop you from falling in, it shouldn’t really be an issue I reckon
Can of Lynx handy? Africa of course "I’m from Hull luv, we don’t have that fancy scmancy perfume for men up here. I’ve only got a sky remote because I robbed it from a mates house down south. | |||
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"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock " . that's the best synonym on here for ages | |||
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"Sometimes mine is as tight as a mouses earhole, others I can fire out traffic cones. Not sure about depth, can't be that deep surely? I'm only 4'11 P" You've got small hands though, makes the old boy look bigger..... | |||
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"Hmmmm in not sure about this although I've often thought is it in "Yep, I recall you saying that.. just as I was putting my boxers back on | |||
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"Sometimes mine is as tight as a mouses earhole, others I can fire out traffic cones. Not sure about depth, can't be that deep surely? I'm only 4'11 P You've got small hands though, makes the old boy look bigger....." Exactly! B has a micro penis and see how big they make his look!
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I don't think I'm huge but have definitely found too deep is too much, yet the way society has us believe as we mature, size matters and hence forth it's a kinda frustration brought on by confusion and the underlying desire just to please and not injure!
Obviously never experienced the discomfort a stabbed cervix can induce but do know how it can cause cease to enjoyment...
So from a blokes point of view
No, it matters not
But it is confusing lol and fits involve restraint and sensitivity, but then shouldn't all fun? Even the most depraved and naughty? | |||
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"Sometimes mine is as tight as a mouses earhole, others I can fire out traffic cones. Not sure about depth, can't be that deep surely? I'm only 4'11 P You've got small hands though, makes the old boy look bigger..... Exactly! B has a micro penis and see how big they make his look!
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch You've been with all the women?
I've been with quite alot.
Enough to give decent statistical survey.
"Not sure that's the case. Statistically you would have had to research in your thousands before you could report your findings | |||
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"Only if I try to fill it with a 12" meatball marinara. I'm a kinky bitch for whom size matters then." Is there a vegetarian alternative? | |||
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"Only if I try to fill it with a 12" meatball marinara. I'm a kinky bitch for whom size matters then. Is there a vegetarian alternative? " Possibly, made with something nasty like falafels or quorn *shudders* | |||
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"Use the fucking ass " appropriate if one is ‘hung’ like a donkey. | |||
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"It did in Prisoner Cell Block H " I heard that old Lizzie Birdsworth could stash a whole pharmaceutical cabinet in hers..... | |||
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"If a guy says vag size matters he’s either talking bollocks or he’s lying! if he complains he deserves ditching! " But it does matter?! Why wouldn’t it?! I’m extremely tight and don’t want to be bloody torn, so of course it matters. | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? " I thought the vagina expands especially when she is aroused xx | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? I thought the vagina expands especially when she is aroused xx" True, a wide on does actually exist! So Men, if she's still dry and to tight after foreplay you're not doing it right! | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? I thought the vagina expands especially when she is aroused xx True, a wide on does actually exist! So Men, if she's still dry and to tight after foreplay you're not doing it right! "There’s a chance I’ll still be ‘too tight’, but I’ve never met a man who couldn’t make me wet | |||
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"I have a shallow vag and nobody wants to meet me "And I have a small dick | |||
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"I live by the "3 echoes rule", if I shout up her love tunnel and hear 3 or more echoes then it's a no from me "Hahahaha | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is "I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is? | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?"Was just about to say that! | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!"We’ve been quite in sync these last few days | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days "Haha we have! x | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days
Haha we have! x "a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days
Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour "I thought a ‘punched lasagne’ was also describing the way it looks | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days
Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour "I think you've got your comparisons mixed up. You're describing looks not size. P | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days
Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour "I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper. | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days
Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour
I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper."Like a punched lasagne? | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days
Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour
I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper.
Like a punched lasagne?"Have you ever punched a lasagne, it don't half make a mess. I prefer eatin' 'em. Punching 'em seems a waste | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days
Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour
I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper.
Like a punched lasagne?
Have you ever punched a lasagne, it don't half make a mess. I prefer eatin' 'em. Punching 'em seems a waste "I’m sure you could punch one and then eat it | |||
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"I've never had that many women to tell the difference between tight and a badly wrapped kebab
So I wouldn't know what tight is
I thought a ‘badly wrapped kebab’ described the way it looks (which is body shaming and stupid anyway) rather than how tight it is?
Was just about to say that!
We’ve been quite in sync these last few days
Haha we have! x a badly wrapped kebab is my way of saying a woman is loose .... Same as a punched lasagne or like throwing a hot dog down the Tyne tunnel. sorry if it offends I don't mean anything bad by it, it's just my bad humour
I'd just stop typing on this topic, the hole you're digging is only getting deeper.
Like a punched lasagne?
Have you ever punched a lasagne, it don't half make a mess. I prefer eatin' 'em. Punching 'em seems a waste
I’m sure you could punch one and then eat it "I don't like violence towards food. | |||
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I heard that old Lizzie Birdsworth could stash a whole pharmaceutical cabinet in hers....." | |||
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"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock " could you be more exact? I’ve no idea what one of those is! | |||
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"I have a shallow vag and nobody wants to meet me "I'd just like to point out that I was joking and not seeking meets with men with small penises. | |||
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"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock " I'll bring a snorkel... | |||
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"I’ve got a fanny like an empty headlock I'll bring a snorkel..." . You may need goggles too | |||
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"I get the ones who want to pound all the way in and are angry with me when they hit my cervix and I tell them to slow down. Totally my fault. I need a vag extension. " I know the feels. Cervix pounding is painful for me! | |||
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"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight.... I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce. " You are Jay from the inbetweeners and I claim my £5 | |||
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This just made me laugh "And me | |||
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"All women have a shallow vage. None of them can take 6 inch" Human biology obviously not your strong point then! | |||
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This just made me laugh
And me "It made me smile too | |||
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"Yes the tigher the beetter the pussy Sometimes but I've actually had a really horrid one that was REALLY tight.... I think her husband never fucked her and i was the first one after her divorce. You are Jay from the inbetweeners and I claim my £5" | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? " Only if you have a ruler | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? Only if you have a ruler " In all seriousness no but it should feel right | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? Only if you have a ruler In all seriousness no but it should feel right "And what is "right"? | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? Only if you have a ruler In all seriousness no but it should feel right
And what is "right"?"It's when you can feel the right vaginal wall, but there's a bit of a gap to the left wall | |||
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"So .. in the spirit of equality, and 'cos it was mentioned in another thread? Does vaginal size matter? Ever find yourself hitting the stops before you fully park the bus? Find that the gap is just too tight to squeeze in? Only if you have a ruler In all seriousness no but it should feel right
And what is "right"? It's when you can feel the right vaginal wall, but there's a bit of a gap to the left wall "Ah ... the clapper in the bell feeling | |||
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