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Breaking wind !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or as we all know it...Farting.

If you was with a playmate (new) and they proceeded to fart whenever .

Would this put you off ?

be it man or woman

Hve you ever been in this situation ? or done it yourself.

excluding fanny farts though

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

seems no one owning up to this one lol

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Can't say I've ever had it happen but I suppose if it did (either one of us) would just have to apologise/hope he would apologise and laugh it off, unless it kept happening of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fart but got cramp at just the wrong moment though, took me ages to sort that out lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl one farted in my face while me and my fb were playing with her.

He swears she didn't but the smell and her lack ofspeachafter proved him wrong.

x

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"A girl one farted in my face while me and my fb were playing with her.

He swears she didn't but the smell and her lack ofspeachafter proved him wrong.

x"

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh yuck !

but seems the majority wont fess up.

thinks its too embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bokeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

eh ?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Was only talking about fanny farts last night!!! LOL

They can be embarrasing - had one once when had been doing doggy, got pumped full of air, turned me over and went to lick me, i leaned up to look and fanny farted in his face, all wet and juicy too

He didnt mind tho.

As for bum farts, sometimes it cant be helped and you just have to laugh it off - well i do anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was only talking about fanny farts last night!!! LOL

They can be embarrasing - had one once when had been doing doggy, got pumped full of air, turned me over and went to lick me, i leaned up to look and fanny farted in his face, all wet and juicy too

He didnt mind tho.

As for bum farts, sometimes it cant be helped and you just have to laugh it off - well i do anyway. "

Fanny farts are so natural it's unreal.

Problem is, unlike bum farts you cant hold the fuckers in.

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was only talking about fanny farts last night!!! LOL

They can be embarrasing - had one once when had been doing doggy, got pumped full of air, turned me over and went to lick me, i leaned up to look and fanny farted in his face, all wet and juicy too

He didnt mind tho.

As for bum farts, sometimes it cant be helped and you just have to laugh it off - well i do anyway. "

Its when or if you do owt anally that the problem begins.

apparantly....

i wouldnt know meslf, only from what ive heard

Get so full of excess wind that nature cruelly gets its own back a little while later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was only talking about fanny farts last night!!! LOL

They can be embarrasing - had one once when had been doing doggy, got pumped full of air, turned me over and went to lick me, i leaned up to look and fanny farted in his face, all wet and juicy too

He didnt mind tho.

As for bum farts, sometimes it cant be helped and you just have to laugh it off - well i do anyway.

Its when or if you do owt anally that the problem begins.

apparantly....

i wouldnt know meslf, only from what ive heard

Get so full of excess wind that nature cruelly gets its own back a little while later "

Have you tried the douche thing prior to playing? A couple of bum fulls of warm soapy water not only seems to clean one out but also leaves you feeling nice, empty and noise free

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ILL tell my good friend

But douche tried and still needs a kite after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ILL tell my good friend

But douche tried and still needs a kite after"

Sure you have pumped enough warm water in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat here laughing myself stupid.....might have let a little bum fart go.

Daz got to know about my 'bum farts' first 'date'. Now we are together properly and have a baby on the way, seems like farts can also lead to a fairy tale ending hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ill tell you a secret.....

When im on my own and let go, as we all do in private.

Its like i have my own brass section of an orchestra in me room.

Quite tuneful but loud, must be all the veg i eat. lmao

And when in turkey and had a fella, i used to send him to the market first thing in the morning.

Well the walls are very thin over there. hahahahah

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