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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do men on here take pictures of their cocks next to various items to show "how big" they are? Seen pictures of cocks next to tape measures,half pint glasses and even a can of deodrant. Didnt make us think wow lets get in touch with them...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, show mine next to a grain of rice....

Oooops, shouldn't have said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do men on here take pictures of their cocks next to various items to show "how big" they are? Seen pictures of cocks next to tape measures,half pint glasses and even a can of deodrant. Didnt make us think wow lets get in touch with them...lol"

Something to do with objective evidence perhaps???!!!

At the end of the day, I am a firm believer of "Not what you have, it's how you use it that counts!"

And that applies to the tongue and hands and everything else too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for porspective i think and i agree its not what you have but how you use it. much prefer using my tongue and fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sky remote is an old favorite too......cock shots of any description make me hit the delete button

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I am much more likely to respond to a face pic, as its been said (and proven by many,lol) its not what you've got its how you use it that counts

There is nothing more off putting than a message which reads ' wanna try this?' followed by a pic of a erect cock! My response, delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I misunderstood the "no cock" pics when I took my piccie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The very first thing I picked up on when I joined this site "Don't do cock shots". Just a little research, and you avoid 90% of deletable, erm, cock ups.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A cock is a cock.Who would shag an ugly guy with a big cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A cock is a cock.Who would shag an ugly guy with a big cock?"

Someone with lots of paper bags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not unless i got two brown paper bags.

one for him and one for you in case his blows off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not unless i got two brown paper bags.

one for him and one for you in case his blows off "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not unless i got two brown paper bags.

one for him and one for you in case his blows off

lol"

And one to be sick in

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"A cock is a cock.Who would shag an ugly guy with a big cock?"

this why lots of ladies like doggy style, dont have to look at the face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone shows a photo of their dick next to a scud missile - that's the time to start worrying

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By *tormchaserMan
over a year ago

Bury


"Why do men on here take pictures of their cocks next to various items to show "how big" they are? Seen pictures of cocks next to tape measures,half pint glasses and even a can of deodrant. Didnt make us think wow lets get in touch with them...lol"

*** So why do you have a pic of Mr Jones' erect cock on your profile? ***

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"When someone shows a photo of their dick next to a scud missile - that's the time to start worrying "

By the way I wonder how big the biggest cock in the world is/was?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone shows a photo of their dick next to a scud missile - that's the time to start worrying

By the way I wonder how big the biggest cock in the world is/was? "

Well it isnt mr`s.It big but not massive......lol

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"When someone shows a photo of their dick next to a scud missile - that's the time to start worrying

By the way I wonder how big the biggest cock in the world is/was? "

google moment coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not unless i got two brown paper bags.

one for him and one for you in case his blows off "

And they are referred to as "two baggers"!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

"

You've definately got too much time on ya hands oldgit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once informed by a male friend, there is no such thing as being too long or too short, just too tight!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

You've definately got too much time on ya hands oldgit "

why you not out training got £20 eachway on you lol

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

"

Ouch

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By *tormchaserMan
over a year ago

Bury

I have one that's a foot long.

Oops, that IS my foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

why you not out training got £20 eachway on you lol"

Loll, I should be but I'm not. Hopefullt by this time next week it'll be all done and dusted ..

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"

why you not out training got £20 eachway on you lol

Loll, I should be but I'm not. Hopefullt by this time next week it'll be all done and dusted .. "

no stopping at the marsden inn for a pint lol

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

blatent hi-jack of this thread

still time for you all to sponser redhot for the greatnorth run

message him for details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The sky remote is an old favorite too......"

Yeah tried that one myself only came to the 0 channel button though so binned it pmsl xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"The sky remote is an old favorite too......

Yeah tried that one myself only came to the 0 channel button though so binned it pmsl xx "

Hope it was the remote ya binned, lol

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By *iamondladyWoman
over a year ago

titsville


"A cock is a cock.Who would shag an ugly guy with a big cock?

Someone with lots of paper bags?"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

"

Apparantly when a guy so big gets erect, he faints

as all the blood he got goes there and he becomes all weak and useless

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Not unless i got two brown paper bags.

one for him and one for you in case his blows off "

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a foot long, but I don't use it as a rule

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never worried about the size of mine and never will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a foot long, but I don't use it as a rule

I'll get my coat "

They say the old ones are the best. lmao

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Why do men on here take pictures of their cocks next to various items to show "how big" they are? Seen pictures of cocks next to tape measures,half pint glasses and even a can of deodrant. Didnt make us think wow lets get in touch with them...lol"

Seen one who used a 'nobo' marker pen... I thought.... how apt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines a foot long, but I don't use it as a rule

I'll get my coat

They say the old ones are the best. lmao "

I thank yewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called 'The World's Biggest Penis' solved the mystery: it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

Apparantly when a guy so big gets erect, he faints

as all the blood he got goes there and he becomes all weak and useless "

Not true, the guy would have to stand with one arm raised for 20 minutes to allow all the blood to flow out of the arm then apply a tourniquet just under his arm pit.

This would allow an arm full of blood to fill his cock with out causing any other side effects however he can only fuck for 10 minutes or runs a serious risk of amputation due to tissue death in the empty arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But who wants to fuck a guy with one arm raised and with a tourn thingy on it .

Now thats desperation. lmao

i just wanna see him faint with a huge erection ....and hope he dont drop face down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But who wants to fuck a guy with one arm raised and with a tourn thingy on it .

Now thats desperation. lmao

i just wanna see him faint with a huge erection ....and hope he dont drop face down "

There is just no pleasin some fuckin women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never worried about the size of mine and never will do "

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never worried about the size of mine and never will do

Show off "

Im not showing it off well only if you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never worried about the size of mine and never will do

Show off "

Nope, he is hung like a hamster but subscribes to the " Who you gonna please with that.............Me" approach to sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never worried about the size of mine and never will do

Show off

Nope, he is hung like a hamster but subscribes to the " Who you gonna please with that.............Me" approach to sex "

I just dont have sex you cheeky feeker and at leat i dont do verifications for wrong ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody big hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i took a photo of my b/fs cock next to my bacon butty and told him to put it in our couple profile he wouldnt spoil sport lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I called a guys cock ‘average’ once and I thought he was gonna have a fit…. “oh so now it’s only average!!!!” he grumbled… someone had obviously lied to him and told him it was big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never worried about the size of mine and never will do

Show off

Nope, he is hung like a hamster but subscribes to the " Who you gonna please with that.............Me" approach to sex

I just dont have sex you cheeky feeker and at leat i dont do verifications for wrong ppl "

Yeah OK, thought we agreed that was our little secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never worried about the size of mine and never will do

Show off

Nope, he is hung like a hamster but subscribes to the " Who you gonna please with that.............Me" approach to sex

I just dont have sex you cheeky feeker and at leat i dont do verifications for wrong ppl

Yeah OK, thought we agreed that was our little secret "

I thought you wouldnt say anything about the size of my cock lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never worried about the size of mine and never will do

Show off

Nope, he is hung like a hamster but subscribes to the " Who you gonna please with that.............Me" approach to sex

I just dont have sex you cheeky feeker and at leat i dont do verifications for wrong ppl

Yeah OK, thought we agreed that was our little secret

I thought you wouldnt say anything about the size of my cock lmao"

The important part of our profile did not get to see it so I am only going on rumour control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok can we use summat else instead of the word "cock"

its a naughty word and makes me blush

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Ok can we use summat else instead of the word "cock"

its a naughty word and makes me blush "

cock cock cock cock cock cock

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ok can we use summat else instead of the word "cock"

its a naughty word and makes me blush "
tinky winky???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok can we use summat else instead of the word "cock"

its a naughty word and makes me blush "
Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok can we use summat else instead of the word "cock"

its a naughty word and makes me blush "

What would you prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man meat ??

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Man meat ?? "

Eeeewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ermmmmm

Willy is ok ....or todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about bowel trowel

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