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Get yer tits out for the lads. Ladies how do you resist.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ladies when such a great chant reaches its beer driven crescendo how do you manage to resist the urge to cast off your vestments and indeed

Get yer tits out for the lads

You beacons of self control you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love boobs!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge "

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out.

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out."

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out."

Yep easy for me to resist, I’m more a 1-2-1 kind of person, than putting on a show for the masses

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out.

Yep easy for me to resist, I’m more a 1-2-1 kind of person, than putting on a show for the masses "

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out.

Yep easy for me to resist, I’m more a 1-2-1 kind of person, than putting on a show for the masses "

What if it was a room full of d*unken Spurs players?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Didn't know they did resist I thought it was like an order or a command as it always happens.

Must be the company I keep. I'm changing church starting next Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out."

Gerrem out then sweetcheeks

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Blokes who shout that often have a magnificent pair of moobs so maybe they just want a comparison?

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ladies when such a great chant reaches its beer driven crescendo how do you manage to resist the urge to cast off your vestments and indeed

Get yer tits out for the lads

You beacons of self control you. "

It's so, so difficult..so difficult in fact that I automatically did it when I just read the words!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out.

Yep easy for me to resist, I’m more a 1-2-1 kind of person, than putting on a show for the masses "

It’s this lack of public spirit that is holding society back, I bet the tube stations during the blitz were awash with women exposing their norms as men in suits covered in pearly buttons played on their washboards.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Their norks not their norms although Norman isn’t a bad name for a good knocker.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’d actually do it just to shock the bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have self respect

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I just flop them out, serves them right if a tit gets loose and slaps them round the head or ends up in a beer

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I just flop them out, serves them right if a tit gets loose and slaps them round the head or ends up in a beer "

Can you imagine filling out the accident report for that?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I just flop them out, serves them right if a tit gets loose and slaps them round the head or ends up in a beer "

A nice frothy head on a boob is always a good look.....

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I just flop them out, serves them right if a tit gets loose and slaps them round the head or ends up in a beer

Can you imagine filling out the accident report for that? "

Or the fight that starts

Did you spill my pint,

No mate it was this right tit over here.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I just flop them out, serves them right if a tit gets loose and slaps them round the head or ends up in a beer

Can you imagine filling out the accident report for that? "

I carry near miss forms with me at all times for this very purpose

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out.

Yep easy for me to resist, I’m more a 1-2-1 kind of person, than putting on a show for the masses

What if it was a room full of d*unken Spurs players? "

I still wouldn’t... they are just d*unk men at the end of the day

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Blokes who shout that often have a magnificent pair of moobs so maybe they just want a comparison? "

Haha you are probably right

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I just flop them out, serves them right if a tit gets loose and slaps them round the head or ends up in a beer

Can you imagine filling out the accident report for that?

Or the fight that starts

Did you spill my pint,

No mate it was this right tit over here. "

Or that left tit over here

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out.

Yep easy for me to resist, I’m more a 1-2-1 kind of person, than putting on a show for the masses

What if it was a room full of d*unken Spurs players?

I still wouldn’t... they are just d*unk men at the end of the day "

But their ball skills are more impressive

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out.

Yep easy for me to resist, I’m more a 1-2-1 kind of person, than putting on a show for the masses

What if it was a room full of d*unken Spurs players?

I still wouldn’t... they are just d*unk men at the end of the day

But their ball skills are more impressive "

How do you know haha

Anyway I don’t have balls for them to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge "

Fair point, but your are so lovely

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out.

Yep easy for me to resist, I’m more a 1-2-1 kind of person, than putting on a show for the masses

What if it was a room full of d*unken Spurs players?

I still wouldn’t... they are just d*unk men at the end of the day

But their ball skills are more impressive

How do you know haha

Anyway I don’t have balls for them to play with "

You dont get to a Champs League final without decent ball control.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Oh why would that appeal, a room full of d*unk men chanting “get ya tits out”

So, so easy to resist the urge

Is it? I'm normally fighting the urge to whip them out."

i tend to be fighting the urge to whip the viewers!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I will not

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I have no self control so I just whip them out!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I have no self control so I just whip them out!"

brazen hussy lol !!!!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I have no self control so I just whip them out!

brazen hussy lol !!!! "

Oh, you know me so well and we've never met!

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