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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.

Oh the relief!!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I know the feeling only too well but once I followed through so sorry about that PP. hope it came off the couch ok

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I know the feeling only too well but once I followed through so sorry about that PP. hope it came off the couch ok "

You must be thinking of someone else that wasn't at my house.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I popped once when someone was fingering me, yuck !!! Xx

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.

Oh the relief!! "

Worse when you let it out, thinking it will be quiet and you do that squeaky sounding fart x

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"I know the feeling only too well but once I followed through so sorry about that PP. hope it came off the couch ok

You must be thinking of someone else that wasn't at my house."

My apologies must have been the other guy who looks like you Actually now I think of it. He did have a small cock

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.

Oh the relief!!

Worse when you let it out, thinking it will be quiet and you do that squeaky sounding fart x "

Oh the squeaky one with the after poof

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You can try to disguise it by coughing at the same time

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You can try to disguise it by coughing at the same time "

A dangerous risk of follow-through, I would have thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love farting in sauna and steam room. The echo is amazing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You can try to disguise it by coughing at the same time

A dangerous risk of follow-through, I would have thought... "

Yeah, I hadn't thought that through properly had I?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female."

Ah-hem...ladies don't fart

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.

Ah-hem...ladies don't fart "

They offer wind?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.

Ah-hem...ladies don't fart "

Ladies don't spit either

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I love farting in sauna and steam room. The echo is amazing "

Mixed with sulphur smell too, I bet that makes your eyes water rodl

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.

Ah-hem...ladies don't fart

Ladies don't spit either "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love farting in sauna and steam room. The echo is amazing

Mixed with sulphur smell too, I bet that makes your eyes water rodl"

Why my eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maturity at its finest pp never change

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.

Oh the relief!! "

haha!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.

Ah-hem...ladies don't fart "

Thank goodness I am not a lady, I would explode

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

as the saying goes and i do believe it is reputed to be on a tombstone somewhere " where ere ye are where ere ye be allus let thy wind go free, cos it was holing wind that killeth me" lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"You're talking to someone and you wish they'd bugger off as you know you're holding in a big fart and they aren't someone you can't let rip in front of. Thank god they've just left.

Oh the relief!! "

Nah, I'm happy to let rip anywhere

I don't believe in holding farts in.

If you do, they travel up to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I love farting in sauna and steam room. The echo is amazing

Mixed with sulphur smell too, I bet that makes your eyes water rodl

Why my eyes? "

Cos I have to keep mine protected and safe for the time being.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Maturity at its finest pp never change "

And a gentleman too

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Then the lift opens on the ground floor and a family get in

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I like to save mine for bed then when man thinks he can share my bed. I let them go. He goes home then . I get my bed.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.

Ah-hem...ladies don't fart "

What’s those funny noises that come from the vagina then? .

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.

Ah-hem...ladies don't fart

What’s those funny noises that come from the vagina then? ."

Fanny farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you don't stand up to far in the bath, jacuzzi, hot tub then your no lady. Providing of course that you are a female.

Ah-hem...ladies don't fart

What’s those funny noises that come from the vagina then? .

Fanny farts "
mmmmmm queef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread I feel like I can smell em

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