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The Not So Secret Service

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here with 0 confidentiality

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This....this is going well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of cake, can you tell everyone on my friends list that I want to enjoy carnal activities with all of them. Don't mention my name though as some may unfriend me with indecent haste.

I'm sure you can find the right wording for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna stalk this thread. Some gems usually pop up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

he's a tramp.. but they love him... breaks a new heart every day...

Its average in size but easy on her eyes

Cake... or death... :- eddie izzard

- From Schwarles

Not sure what it all means

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Piece of cake, can you tell everyone on my friends list that I want to enjoy carnal activities with all of them. Don't mention my name though as some may unfriend me with indecent haste.

I'm sure you can find the right wording for me."

I think you did a grand job by yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/07/19 09:45:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pissing on the lamppost of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not currently wearing a swing dress!

- From Inaswingdress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he's a tramp.. but they love him... breaks a new heart every day...

Its average in size but easy on her eyes

Cake... or death... :- eddie izzard

- From Schwarles

These are things i think of looking at your posts.

Not sure what it all means"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell Piece of Cale he’s a massive douche. Many thanks!

Kind regards,

Boldy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m giving out free blowjobs behind my local KFC. Man that lasts the longest will be rewarded a meal of his choice from kfc. I have coupons

- Her Majesty Queen Leviosa

Recommend avoiding this lads, I've heard her box is greasier than the bargain bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m giving out free blowjobs behind my local KFC. Man that lasts the longest will be rewarded a meal of his choice from kfc. I have coupons

- Her Majesty Queen Leviosa

Recommend avoiding this lads, I've heard her box is greasier than the bargain bucket "

I’ve given it a wash ffs

They ain’t getting near my box anyway

Just my mouth. And I’ve brushed my teeth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you tell Piece of Cale he’s a massive douche. Many thanks!

Kind regards,

Boldy! "

Can you tell Boldy to read the rules

Kind regards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please tell piece of cake I'd like to lick his willy.

- Rubidoux

My favourite message so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close your legs its rude to point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell Piece of Cale he’s a massive douche. Many thanks!

Kind regards,

Boldy!

Can you tell Boldy to read the rules

Kind regards "

Rules? What is this word you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been asked to tell you I'm a massive DOUCHE.

But she would still like to tongue punch my fart box

- From BoldyLongLegs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tell Nora she's got a lovely rat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The cake is a lie. Its a trap.

Dont let him fool you like he did me...

He put sand in the vaseline.

- Also from schwarles

Not sure where he got that information, but he is 100% correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell piece of cake that I love to do his piece of crap

Yours sincerely

Lords of orgasmes

- Poor attempt at a frame job by F&B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please tell schwarles I like my women like I like my coffee, covered in bees!!

-Rubidoux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell piece of cake that I love to do his piece of crap

Yours sincerely

Lords of orgasmes

- Poor attempt at a frame job by F&B"

At least I have tried

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell piece of cake he'll never be the master of secrets like me

-Rubidoux

She has a point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you tell piece of cake that I love to do his piece of crap

Yours sincerely

Lords of orgasmes

- Poor attempt at a frame job by F&B

At least I have tried "

And thats all we can ask

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm needy and need all my holes filling

Haha

-DharmaDerriere

Wish I kept this one to myself and seen where it went

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Can you tell the lovely ladies on my hotlist that I've fixed the glitch in my mailbox and they can all PM me now.

Thanks.

Stingly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you tell the lovely ladies on my hotlist that I've fixed the glitch in my mailbox and they can all PM me now.

Thanks.

Stingly"

You just did

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell the ladies on my friends list that the oak furniture land sale finish this Sunday please.

Thanks in advance

-Mr Mystique

Always good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm needy and need all my holes filling

Haha

-DharmaDerriere

Wish I kept this one to myself and seen where it went "

You should have it could have gone one of three places

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm needy and need all my holes filling

Haha

-DharmaDerriere

Wish I kept this one to myself and seen where it went

You should have it could have gone one of three places "

Slide into my inbox and we'll see where it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Nora she's got a lovely rat"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rubi, “Do you know the three rules of Fascism? Make s*** up, scream it loudly, and then kill people.”... sound familiar?

-schwarles

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Can you tell the lovely ladies on my hotlist that I've fixed the glitch in my mailbox and they can all PM me now.

Thanks.

Stingly

You just did "

I don't think they got the message.

Can you shout it louder please?

Ta.

Stingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubi, “Do you know the three rules of Fascism? Make s*** up, scream it loudly, and then kill people.”... sound familiar?

-schwarles"

Fyi funny Eddie izzard quotes for those that think im going insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone ask Piece of cake if I can have the whole cake. I can never stop at one piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell the people who know who they are that I'm looking forward to meeting them.

-_naswingdress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell schwarles I'm the queen I live forever, I never die, I live to a million!

-Rubidoux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell Nora she's got a lovely rat"

flattered muchly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell pieceof cake, im not often impressed , but way to go dude on a way of getting people to send a message. I tip my hat to you even though im not wearing one.

- He Devil

I agree. Except the only people who have messaged me, are people ive already messaged before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rubi.. If you're choking in a restaurant* you can just say the magic words, "Heimlich maneuver," and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say "Heimlich maneuver" when you're choking to death.

*read bedroom

-schwarles

Can you two just send your weird ass messages to each other please

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Too funny

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Someone ask Piece of cake if I can have the whole cake. I can never stop at one piece

"

Tell him to piece off

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