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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've lost my car keys.

Where can they be?

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By *il73Woman
over a year ago

Hyde

The place that you left them

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Where did you see them last ? Quote from my ex

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

In that bowl you hopefully placed them in.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Down the cushions of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops sorry. I hid them so you can't leave my house

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

They might be in my mother’s handbag, that’s where we found my sons missing keys this morning

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

In Rubies cleavage ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They're not in the place I left them. My kid got hold of them and now they're no where to be seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've lost my car keys.

Where can they be?"

Up your bum?

You seem to put so many other objects up there... so, maybe.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Looks like your walking then

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"They're not in the place I left them. My kid got hold of them and now they're no where to be seen"

Oh no check the toilet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're not in the place I left them. My kid got hold of them and now they're no where to be seen"

Think out of the box then!

A shoe, the oven, the bath, the freezer.

I have odd kids

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Toy box? ( no not that one! The kids toy box!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They're not in the toy box, shoes, kitchen appliances or my anus, I've checked throughly through all of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the spare key?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the spare key? "

Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it

*facepalm*

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"I've lost my car keys.

Where can they be?"

Probably the same place as your phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've lost my car keys.

Where can they be?

Probably the same place as your phone

My phones in my hand

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

What does your child say? Have you resorted to bribery yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does your child say? Have you resorted to bribery yet?"

He said he doesnt know where they are and can he have an ice lolly

The answer was no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but you dont have a car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're not in the toy box, shoes, kitchen appliances or my anus, I've checked throughly through all of them "

Thoroughly?!

I’ll bet.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Get the spare key?

Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it

*facepalm*"

Rookie mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the spare key?

Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it

*facepalm*"

Argh!! I feel like your mum right now about to scold you for silly behaviour

. When you find the key please but the spare in a safe place

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"What does your child say? Have you resorted to bribery yet?

He said he doesnt know where they are and can he have an ice lolly

The answer was no

Can you not say you’ve hidden the lolly in the same place as he’s hidden your keys...if he can find the lolly he can have it... lock the freezer first...

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

You should get one of them keepers so when you whistle it beeps at you ... no good until you find them tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're not in the toy box, shoes, kitchen appliances or my anus, I've checked throughly through all of them

Thoroughly?!

I’ll bet.

Would you like a thorough look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In that bowl you hopefully placed them in. "

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum

You're the second person to say they're up my bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum

You're the second person to say they're up my bum.

We heard the rumours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum

You're the second person to say they're up my bum.

We heard the rumours. "

Will you shut up about my anal playtime hobbies please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum

You're the second person to say they're up my bum.

We heard the rumours.

Will you shut up about my anal playtime hobbies please"

Negative.

You like it in the bot-bot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sat on them and they got stuck up your bum

You're the second person to say they're up my bum.

We heard the rumours.

Will you shut up about my anal playtime hobbies please

Negative.

You like it in the bot-bot

I know, but its personal

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Get the spare key?

Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it

*facepalm*"

Whaaaat??? !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the spare key?

Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it

*facepalm*

Whaaaat??? !!!!"

Ok. I just got the car a couple of days ago and was given the keys on the same ring.

Because it's off road at the minute I never took one off to put on my main keys.

Should have done it straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the spare key?

Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it

*facepalm*

Whaaaat??? !!!!

Ok. I just got the car a couple of days ago and was given the keys on the same ring.

Because it's off road at the minute I never took one off to put on my main keys.

Should have done it straight away

OK bribary is needed. It works for any age kid. Say who ever finds the keys first gets.... Whatever age appropriate prize... No doubt the kid already knows where they are. I've dragged up a 16 year old. This works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get the spare key?

Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it

*facepalm*

Whaaaat??? !!!!

Ok. I just got the car a couple of days ago and was given the keys on the same ring.

Because it's off road at the minute I never took one off to put on my main keys.

Should have done it straight away

I like this idea.

I'm a terrible father though so might need help with this. Can a 4 year old be bribed with cigarettes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the spare key?

Dont ask why, but the spare key is attached to it

*facepalm*

Whaaaat??? !!!!

Ok. I just got the car a couple of days ago and was given the keys on the same ring.

Because it's off road at the minute I never took one off to put on my main keys.

Should have done it straight away

I like this idea.

I'm a terrible father though so might need help with this. Can a 4 year old be bribed with cigarettes?"

I haven't tried that one... Maybe go for a visit to see the lion King at the cinema or a new toy. Cigarettes work better when they are teenagers

. Although alcohol is even better hence the cider that's in my fridge to bribe mine

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ok .. don't panic ..the car's outside your house..the keys are either..inside the car ..on the way between the car and the house..or in the house ..start dismissing the places the keys can't be.. because you never went there..and they must be somewhere that you have visited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok .. don't panic ..the car's outside your house..the keys are either..inside the car ..on the way between the car and the house..or in the house ..start dismissing the places the keys can't be.. because you never went there..and they must be somewhere that you have visited"

Man of sense.

You sure your male?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

If it a nice car, it will be gone by tomorrow...

If it's a shed, their down the sofa.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Man of sense.

You sure your male?

Hehe...if the house key was on the ring with the house key ..and you had to unlock the door ..the keys are in the house..lol

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