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im in charge of the health & safety where i work and even i think that its all gone way to far now

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter

what has a person with a clipboard and a high visibality jacket done that makes you say grrrrrrrr bloody health and safety, its not like it used to be

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

banning hot drinks from a parent and toddler group sounded a bit stupid to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says the bloke who has caused more aggro and harm whilst pissed as a newt!!

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By *hooter McGavin OP   Man
over a year ago

Exeter


"Says the bloke who has caused more aggro and harm whilst pissed as a newt!! "

thats a tad harsh, i threw up on someone and put a d*unk guy on a bus, i might add i was 19 when i did the bus and have grown up a lot, i hardly ever drink now spend almost all my time at work, you dont know me to judge me but thank you for commenting anyway, i know im not a saint but i was pretty far from being a propper bastard lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

McDonalds is a bastard company for work place accidents I hear.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep happened to me. Said I would withdraw from teaching the class and it was reinstated with safety cups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Says the bloke who has caused more aggro and harm whilst pissed as a newt!!

thats a tad harsh, i threw up on someone and put a d*unk guy on a bus, i might add i was 19 when i did the bus and have grown up a lot, i hardly ever drink now spend almost all my time at work, you dont know me to judge me but thank you for commenting anyway, i know im not a saint but i was pretty far from being a propper bastard lol "

It was a joke from your thread earlier not a judgement on you

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I draw the line when said dayglo jacketed person says the angle of insertion is wrong and more lube would help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I draw the line when said dayglo jacketed person says the angle of insertion is wrong and more lube would help. "

How long will it be before there's a bloke with a gimpy limp, hi-viz jacket and a clip board loitering around inside swingers clubs making sure everyones got a hard hat and hi-viz jacket and johnnies on

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

I draw the line when said dayglo jacketed person says the angle of insertion is wrong and more lube would help.

How long will it be before there's a bloke with a gimpy limp, hi-viz jacket and a clip board loitering around inside swingers clubs making sure everyones got a hard hat and hi-viz jacket and johnnies on "

pssst do you know when they're interviewing?

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By *exki11enWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

We're not allowed posters up in the lift at work.

I must say, i've never heard of death by papercut but you never know I guess......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I draw the line when said dayglo jacketed person says the angle of insertion is wrong and more lube would help.

How long will it be before there's a bloke with a gimpy limp, hi-viz jacket and a clip board loitering around inside swingers clubs making sure everyones got a hard hat and hi-viz jacket and johnnies on

pssst do you know when they're interviewing? "

I'll email the application asap

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

why you up for that job??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, I'm not 'allowed' to kill my boss.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"why you up for that job??"

Hell yeah, i'm not brainy enough to be a proper gynaecologist.

I just hope the interviewing committee is made up of a majority of males, cause i know how to measure cock length accurately

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *entscotscplCouple
over a year ago

falkirk ish

in my work place we have a generic risk assesment but for evey job we do

requies us to do a dynamic risk assesment

for each job its H&S gone crazy

its cya (cover your ass for the employer)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"in my work place we have a generic risk assesment but for evey job we do

requies us to do a dynamic risk assesment

for each job its H&S gone crazy

its cya (cover your ass for the employer)"

and does not each employee comply in order to cover their own ass?

trousers/skirt must be worn at work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in my work place we have a generic risk assesment but for evey job we do

requies us to do a dynamic risk assesment

for each job its H&S gone crazy

its cya (cover your ass for the employer)

and does not each employee comply in order to cover their own ass?

trousers/skirt must be worn at work lol"

Knickers and pants to be worn at all times at work as all man holes are to be covered

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"in my work place we have a generic risk assesment but for evey job we do

requies us to do a dynamic risk assesment

for each job its H&S gone crazy

its cya (cover your ass for the employer)

and does not each employee comply in order to cover their own ass?

trousers/skirt must be worn at work lol

Knickers and pants to be worn at all times at work as all man holes are to be covered"

But what about them soup kitchens, them brothels, won't they struggle with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"in my work place we have a generic risk assesment but for evey job we do

requies us to do a dynamic risk assesment

for each job its H&S gone crazy

its cya (cover your ass for the employer)

and does not each employee comply in order to cover their own ass?

trousers/skirt must be worn at work lol

Knickers and pants to be worn at all times at work as all man holes are to be covered

But what about them soup kitchens, them brothels, won't they struggle with that?"

If they are all sat down eating I don't think anyone would be many people trying it on

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Then again.....

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