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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ask us all a stupid question:

Why no Christmas television ads yet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you look at a map and australia is so far from the usa, why don't they just go around the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder where that Preston Gnome went to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why would a cat be on a hot tin roof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does my penis go when I'm not happy?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

If you tie a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it... which would hit the floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do all odd socks go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do all odd socks go?"

They’re having a little party somewhere with the teaspoons, phone chargers and Tupperware lids.

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By *tag and HellcatCouple
over a year ago

Notts/Derby

Who is there only one Monopolies Commission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do all odd socks go?

They’re having a little party somewhere with the teaspoons, phone chargers and Tupperware lids. "

Yeah I get that but Where ?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Where do all odd socks go?

They’re having a little party somewhere with the teaspoons, phone chargers and Tupperware lids. Yeah I get that but Where ?"

In the same place as those pens and pencils that go missing

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Why is abbreviation such long word?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Why when the doorbell rings does the dog always think it's for them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do we teach kids to walk and to talk...then as soon as they can ,we say"sit down and shut up" !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Where does my penis go when I'm not happy?"

Retreats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the earth is round and the planet rotates how come the water doesn't fall off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are the warriors?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask us all a stupid question:

Why no Christmas television ads yet !"

Get a stupid answer

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Who are the warriors? "
Who made you warchief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask us all a stupid question:

Why no Christmas television ads yet !"

Butter or margarine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

( waits on a verbal beating )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask us all a stupid question:

Why no Christmas television ads yet !"

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or banana?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Why would a woodchuck chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you look at a map and australia is so far from the usa, why don't they just go around the back"

Genuine lol on this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?"

I'd like to know as well....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Test match cricket.

how can you be out when you're in and then back in until you're out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/07/19 12:22:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

I'd like to know as well...."

One of life’s little conundrums

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Is a fallacy the noun from phallic?

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Why does toast always land butter side down

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By *eteforprincesssMan
over a year ago

up a monkeys butt!

What's down when your in, but up when your out??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Why does monosyllabic have so many?

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By *eteforprincesssMan
over a year ago

up a monkeys butt!


"What's down when your in, but up when your out??"

My umbrella

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By *eteforprincesssMan
over a year ago

up a monkeys butt!


"Why does monosyllabic have so many?"

Why is the word big so small?

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

How many roads must a man walk down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are the warriors? Who made you warchief "

RIFFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do people in China call their good plates?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Who are the warriors? Who made you warchief

RIFFS

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

[Removed by poster at 14/07/19 12:41:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you write a book about failure and it doesn’t sell, is that a success?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

[Removed by poster at 14/07/19 12:49:21]

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Is the hokey co key what it's all about ?

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby


"Why when the doorbell rings does the dog always think it's for them?"

That was funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does gravity exist? Like wtf i wana fly

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Is the s or the c silent in scent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens when you get scared half to death twice ???

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"What happens when you get scared half to death twice ???"

Then you'll still have a quarter of your life left

2nd time would be half of your remaining half (he says in an adonoidal voice)

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Why is abbreviation such long word?"

And is there any reason why "dyslexia" is a difficult word to spell,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you write a book about failure and it doesn’t sell, is that a success?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does ignorant mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does ignorant mean?"

Uneducated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens when you get scared half to death twice ???

Then you'll still have a quarter of your life left

2nd time would be half of your remaining half (he says in an adonoidal voice)"

So theoretically you can get scared half to death for quite some time

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

I don't see why the sun is such an issue to explore... Why don't we go at night?

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By *weet Treat 69Couple
over a year ago

North Wales area


"Where do all odd socks go?

They’re having a little party somewhere with the teaspoons, phone chargers and Tupperware lids. "

With my keys bank card and remote

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By *weet Treat 69Couple
over a year ago

North Wales area

When someone is trying to make a point and say at the end of the day. Why not at the end of the month or year??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"What happens when you get scared half to death twice ???

Then you'll still have a quarter of your life left

2nd time would be half of your remaining half (he says in an adonoidal voice)

So theoretically you can get scared half to death for quite some time "

Oh yes ...

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

How can I get better at eating pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I go meet the guy in the woods who wants to fuck me in all 3 holes?

I mean, we've never spoken before and I'll I've seen is 3 pics of his cock but fuck it, I'm not doing anything else right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I go meet the guy in the woods who wants to fuck me in all 3 holes?

I mean, we've never spoken before and I'll I've seen is 3 pics of his cock but fuck it, I'm not doing anything else right now. "

No its dangerous you may kill him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I go meet the guy in the woods who wants to fuck me in all 3 holes?

I mean, we've never spoken before and I'll I've seen is 3 pics of his cock but fuck it, I'm not doing anything else right now. No its dangerous you may kill him "

He doesn't know that though, I can put him with the other bodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I go meet the guy in the woods who wants to fuck me in all 3 holes?

I mean, we've never spoken before and I'll I've seen is 3 pics of his cock but fuck it, I'm not doing anything else right now. No its dangerous you may kill him

He doesn't know that though, I can put him with the other bodies. "

oh right marjorie when did you get out?

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