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What's your Best, funny chat up lines

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By *punkymonkey40 OP   Man
over a year ago

derby

Has any one got any good chat uplines either real and worked or just pure crazy and funny?

Is that a ladder in your tights or my stairway to heaven

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Oh shit you look like you're about to fall, don't worry, ill hold you up.

It hasn't failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey my nuts are swinging like the the sixtys... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey hey I'm father Christmas... I have to empty my sack xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to brake my sex drought!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one that's NEVER failed me, ever: "heaven must be missing a star tonight" (obviously meaning they're the star)

I've tried almost every line you can think of, but that is my ultimate failsafe chat up line. Works literally every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just send a cock picture instead, works on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever told you you're tidier than an ocd sufferer's sock drawer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face will be leaving in 15 mins id like u to be on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell of chloroform to you ?

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By *punkymonkey40 OP   Man
over a year ago

derby

Do you wanna wonky willie in your chocolate factory?

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