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Detachable eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd love detachable eye balls. Be good for spying on people.

What would you like to have that was detachable?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have just reminded me of the creepy orange creatures with detachable everything in Labyrinth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arms for when you want to sleep on one side. Don't take them both off at the same time though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a detachable soul, so I can enter other people's bodies and control/experience them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock. I'd stick it to my coffee table and use it to store my onion rings.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Arms for when you want to sleep on one side. Don't take them both off at the same time though...."

Just like Arm Fall off Boy. Takes his arm off to beat villains to death.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"You have just reminded me of the creepy orange creatures with detachable everything in Labyrinth "

I was just about to post this.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester


"I'd like a detachable soul, so I can enter other people's bodies and control/experience them "

John Malkovich??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember the song "detachable penis" think I saw it on eurotrash, we were always singing it at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cock. I'd stick it to my coffee table and use it to store my onion rings."

Be a good talking point at party's and for when you want to play Hoop-La. You'd have to somehow keep the blood pumping though, unless it was preserved in its erect state.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like a detachable soul, so I can enter other people's bodies and control/experience them

John Malkovich?? "

Yeah do you know where I can find floor 7 and a half?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have just reminded me of the creepy orange creatures with detachable everything in Labyrinth

I was just about to post this. "

If you've seen the film Brother From Another Planet. He has an eyeball in a pot plant to keep look out for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember the song "detachable penis" think I saw it on eurotrash, we were always singing it at school "

Yeah i sore that on Nevermind The Buzzcocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once went to a joke shop for a detachable eye and the shop keeper told me he’d ‘sold out’. WTF. This is a true story as well.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has somebody found a Mr Potato Head under their bed OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cock. I'd stick it to my coffee table and use it to store my onion rings.

Be a good talking point at party's and for when you want to play Hoop-La. You'd have to somehow keep the blood pumping though, unless it was preserved in its erect state."

I think I'd have to pump it full of ketchup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has somebody found a Mr Potato Head under their bed OP? "

Beg parsnips?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My cock. I'd stick it to my coffee table and use it to store my onion rings."

That made me laugh too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingers i could stick them together to scratch the hard to reach bits

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My mind then I won't be so fussy..... As if!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love detachable eye balls. Be good for spying on people.

What would you like to have that was detachable?"

I just had an awful vision of you detaching and throwing it round the corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have just reminded me of the creepy orange creatures with detachable everything in Labyrinth "

The firies! It's a fact that two of them were voiced by Danny John-Jules (Cat from Red Dwarf) in one of his earlier roles?

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have just reminded me of the creepy orange creatures with detachable everything in Labyrinth

The firies! It's a fact that two of them were voiced by Danny John-Jules (Cat from Red Dwarf) in one of his earlier roles?

B"

Really? I was just showing my youngest Maid Marion and Her Merry Men on YouTube tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love detachable eye balls. Be good for spying on people.

What would you like to have that was detachable?

I just had an awful vision of you detaching and throwing it round the corner! "

It would need to be on a string like a Yo-Yo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have just reminded me of the creepy orange creatures with detachable everything in Labyrinth

The firies! It's a fact that two of them were voiced by Danny John-Jules (Cat from Red Dwarf) in one of his earlier roles?

B

Really? I was just showing my youngest Maid Marion and Her Merry Men on YouTube tonight "

He played Barrington.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have just reminded me of the creepy orange creatures with detachable everything in Labyrinth

The firies! It's a fact that two of them were voiced by Danny John-Jules (Cat from Red Dwarf) in one of his earlier roles?

B

Really? I was just showing my youngest Maid Marion and Her Merry Men on YouTube tonight

He played Barrington."

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You have just reminded me of the creepy orange creatures with detachable everything in Labyrinth

The firies! It's a fact that two of them were voiced by Danny John-Jules (Cat from Red Dwarf) in one of his earlier roles?

B

Really? I was just showing my youngest Maid Marion and Her Merry Men on YouTube tonight

He played Barrington.

Yep "

Have every episode on DVD

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