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By *good-being-bad OP   Man
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'm on one or two dating sites and I make no secret I'd like a lady to enjoy this journey with..

I read profiles and they often state positive person, good sense of humour.

You're not gonna say I'm a miserable twat, I always see the negatives..

So how do ypu would you sell yourself ?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Loves food sleep and gaming. Sometimes enjoys fucking. Won't suck your dick but will eat pussy. Apply within!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd use my first veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty much exactly the same way I do on here.. with less revealing photos.. possibly sneak a topless one on.. so they have an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get someone to write my profile . ..same as here

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d say I am pleasant and plump, fun to be around, superb snogger and amazing at sex

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I don’t know. My dating profiles were positively itself.... when you find out let me know! Given up in favour of fab.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

This is my blurb on POF.. I hardly use it as was a total waste of time..bit of a rant hahaha but was fed up of all the BS. I tend to use bumble now.. In all honesty I think if it's going to happen it will and there's not a lot you can do about it... Anyway have a read and a laugh...

"Genuine person looking for a like minded person for fun, laughter, conversation and see what happens next! Do you exist??????

Trying not to become cynical with this online ‘dating’ thing as most men either seem to just want a shag or can’t hold a conversation.

I am not after one night stands so if that’s all you want that’s fine by me but not what im looking for. That doesn't mean I'm a prude or don't want sex.. I absolutely love it! Also don't want to sext because your feeling horny... You have a hand so use it! That is reserved for someone special... If I ever find him!!!

Looking for the simple things of just been able to talk.. laugh have fun and hopefully have that connection... spark... and of course passion! For evenings/ days out.. Just time together..no expectations, just see what happens!

I love to travel and holidays... I’m always planning my next trip...nights away... City breaks exploring or chillin on the beach with drink and a book!! What’s the point of working hard if your not going to enjoy life too?! Do You want to come with me?

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

In my last dating profile I think I put ...

"A little bit hatstand, but generous to a fault.

Will get on better with those who don't take themselves too seriously as opposed to those with strict rules on cutlery use.

Also a bonus if you see talking to yourself as charming rather than cause for alarm"

Got a ltr from it so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much how I sell myself on here but would add my interests hobbies and pastimes

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"This is my blurb on POF.. I hardly use it as was a total waste of time..bit of a rant hahaha but was fed up of all the BS. I tend to use bumble now.. In all honesty I think if it's going to happen it will and there's not a lot you can do about it... Anyway have a read and a laugh...

"Genuine person looking for a like minded person for fun, laughter, conversation and see what happens next! Do you exist??????

Trying not to become cynical with this online ‘dating’ thing as most men either seem to just want a shag or can’t hold a conversation.

I am not after one night stands so if that’s all you want that’s fine by me but not what im looking for. That doesn't mean I'm a prude or don't want sex.. I absolutely love it! Also don't want to sext because your feeling horny... You have a hand so use it! That is reserved for someone special... If I ever find him!!!

Looking for the simple things of just been able to talk.. laugh have fun and hopefully have that connection... spark... and of course passion! For evenings/ days out.. Just time together..no expectations, just see what happens!

I love to travel and holidays... I’m always planning my next trip...nights away... City breaks exploring or chillin on the beach with drink and a book!! What’s the point of working hard if your not going to enjoy life too?! Do You want to come with me?

"

Then you receive a message saying arent you on fab!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I dont anymore

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"This is my blurb on POF.. I hardly use it as was a total waste of time..bit of a rant hahaha but was fed up of all the BS. I tend to use bumble now.. In all honesty I think if it's going to happen it will and there's not a lot you can do about it... Anyway have a read and a laugh...

"Genuine person looking for a like minded person for fun, laughter, conversation and see what happens next! Do you exist??????

Trying not to become cynical with this online ‘dating’ thing as most men either seem to just want a shag or can’t hold a conversation.

I am not after one night stands so if that’s all you want that’s fine by me but not what im looking for. That doesn't mean I'm a prude or don't want sex.. I absolutely love it! Also don't want to sext because your feeling horny... You have a hand so use it! That is reserved for someone special... If I ever find him!!!

Looking for the simple things of just been able to talk.. laugh have fun and hopefully have that connection... spark... and of course passion! For evenings/ days out.. Just time together..no expectations, just see what happens!

I love to travel and holidays... I’m always planning my next trip...nights away... City breaks exploring or chillin on the beach with drink and a book!! What’s the point of working hard if your not going to enjoy life too?! Do You want to come with me?

Then you receive a message saying arent you on fab!!"

I'm not on anymore deleted POF.. Was awful

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"This is my blurb on POF.. I hardly use it as was a total waste of time..bit of a rant hahaha but was fed up of all the BS. I tend to use bumble now.. In all honesty I think if it's going to happen it will and there's not a lot you can do about it... Anyway have a read and a laugh...

"Genuine person looking for a like minded person for fun, laughter, conversation and see what happens next! Do you exist??????

Trying not to become cynical with this online ‘dating’ thing as most men either seem to just want a shag or can’t hold a conversation.

I am not after one night stands so if that’s all you want that’s fine by me but not what im looking for. That doesn't mean I'm a prude or don't want sex.. I absolutely love it! Also don't want to sext because your feeling horny... You have a hand so use it! That is reserved for someone special... If I ever find him!!!

Looking for the simple things of just been able to talk.. laugh have fun and hopefully have that connection... spark... and of course passion! For evenings/ days out.. Just time together..no expectations, just see what happens!

I love to travel and holidays... I’m always planning my next trip...nights away... City breaks exploring or chillin on the beach with drink and a book!! What’s the point of working hard if your not going to enjoy life too?! Do You want to come with me?

Then you receive a message saying arent you on fab!!

I'm not on anymore deleted POF.. Was awful "

Did you when you were though? That's what happened to me when I was on pof. How the hell anyone recognised me I have no idea as the pictures were totally different.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"This is my blurb on POF.. I hardly use it as was a total waste of time..bit of a rant hahaha but was fed up of all the BS. I tend to use bumble now.. In all honesty I think if it's going to happen it will and there's not a lot you can do about it... Anyway have a read and a laugh...

"Genuine person looking for a like minded person for fun, laughter, conversation and see what happens next! Do you exist??????

Trying not to become cynical with this online ‘dating’ thing as most men either seem to just want a shag or can’t hold a conversation.

I am not after one night stands so if that’s all you want that’s fine by me but not what im looking for. That doesn't mean I'm a prude or don't want sex.. I absolutely love it! Also don't want to sext because your feeling horny... You have a hand so use it! That is reserved for someone special... If I ever find him!!!

Looking for the simple things of just been able to talk.. laugh have fun and hopefully have that connection... spark... and of course passion! For evenings/ days out.. Just time together..no expectations, just see what happens!

I love to travel and holidays... I’m always planning my next trip...nights away... City breaks exploring or chillin on the beach with drink and a book!! What’s the point of working hard if your not going to enjoy life too?! Do You want to come with me?

Then you receive a message saying arent you on fab!!

I'm not on anymore deleted POF.. Was awful

Did you when you were though? That's what happened to me when I was on pof. How the hell anyone recognised me I have no idea as the pictures were totally different. "

Yes I did... It was bloody weird and annoying grrrrr haha x

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