FabSwingers.com forum: Statuses that have the usual scroungers asking for things

By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

Pisses me off seeing someone put up on there status.....

Someone bring me sone fags round

Anyone got a tenner i can borrow

Can someone pick me up please as cant afford a taxi

....whats your favourite status quotes you see that pisses you off ?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

None of them piss me off, they're funny more than anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck for free here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find ones surreptitiously asking for drugs amusing.

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

"I find ones surreptitiously asking for drugs amusing. "

Fags or drink is the main one i find lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ... don’t forget the ones asking for someone to pay for their Site supporter pass.

So low budget !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women here asking for site supporter .. and strangely enough they get that easily.

Hope they are not blowing someone for 3/5 quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men asking for someone to drain their balls

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

It's usually the other way here... People offering cash for sex or things like "who wants to meet I've got the booze" or "come to mine for some 'sniff'" etc. Always looks a bit desperate and we always block any profiles with drug references.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pisses me off seeing someone put up on there status.....

Someone bring me sone fags round

Anyone got a tenner i can borrow

Can someone pick me up please as cant afford a taxi

....whats your favourite status quotes you see that pisses you off ?

"Anyone for any sniff?"

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By *eteforprincesssMan
over a year ago

up a monkeys butt!

I get.."are you for real?" Alot... I say.. yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had no idea people put stuff like that on their status,,lol,its funny bit sad but hey ho.

btw is that how you get a plumber

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Should I delete?"

Overwhelming yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Dying for a wank, who wants to help?’

‘Looking for a gud fuk’

Tempted......

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

"Women here asking for site supporter .. and strangely enough they get that easily.

Hope they are not blowing someone for 3/5 quid.

Hahaha ...yessss !!

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By *ral Extraordinaire OP Man
over a year ago

Kent

'Whos on one tonight' is a status regular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the mention of having some lemo, instant block.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"the mention of having some lemo, instant block."

Ok..I'll be the thicko to ask..

What's lemo?

Surely not lemsip?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"the mention of having some lemo, instant block."

But lemonade is such a cool refreshing drink

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I saw one on my local updates asking for a ps4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a couple who always insist they accept gifts near me.... Strange.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"I saw one on my local updates asking for a ps4 "

Yeah, think you might be aiming a bit high there Hun. Perhaps start off asking for a ds n go from there?

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"I saw one on my local updates asking for a ps4

Yeah, think you might be aiming a bit high there Hun. Perhaps start off asking for a ds n go from there?

To be fair if it were an n64 with goldeneye I’d swing it about on cam for a bit

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I saw one on my local updates asking for a ps4

Yeah, think you might be aiming a bit high there Hun. Perhaps start off asking for a ds n go from there?

To be fair if it were an n64 with goldeneye I’d swing it about on cam for a bit

I'd just like to throw it out there, I actually do have an N64 and Goldeneye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the mention of having some lemo, instant block.

Ok..I'll be the thicko to ask..

What's lemo?

Surely not lemsip?

slang for very hard A class drug, white lines.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"I saw one on my local updates asking for a ps4

Yeah, think you might be aiming a bit high there Hun. Perhaps start off asking for a ds n go from there?

To be fair if it were an n64 with goldeneye I’d swing it about on cam for a bit

I'd just like to throw it out there, I actually do have an N64 and Goldeneye

Soooo Hi! How you doin?

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"the mention of having some lemo, instant block.

Ok..I'll be the thicko to ask..

What's lemo?

Surely not lemsip?

slang for very hard A class drug, white lines. "

Ohhhh gotcha.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Oddly enough, this one just came up near me

. any1 want to exchange some pics n vids in exchange for my takeaway! lol x

Two young ladies apparently

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By *rofessor_MarcusMan
over a year ago

Chorley

That's where I've been going wrong. All I can offer is to work on a Second World War tank, no wonder I've had no volunteers

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"That's where I've been going wrong. All I can offer is to work on a Second World War tank, no wonder I've had no volunteers"

Which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently saw one asking if any solicitors on Fab could give her free advice lol.

The one that really sticks in my mind was asking if anybody could mend the ECU on her Citroen Saxo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Should I delete?"

Overwhelming yes."

THIS!!!

N x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Begging for fabs

Usually a profile with horrendous photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pisses me off seeing someone put up on there status.....

Someone bring me sone fags round

Anyone got a tenner i can borrow

Can someone pick me up please as cant afford a taxi

....whats your favourite status quotes you see that pisses you off ?

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they are cringeworthy!!

Stay classy folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont ask dont get

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By *icole123Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"I saw one on my local updates asking for a ps4

Yeah, think you might be aiming a bit high there Hun. Perhaps start off asking for a ds n go from there?

To be fair if it were an n64 with goldeneye I’d swing it about on cam for a bit

I'd just like to throw it out there, I actually do have an N64 and Goldeneye

Looking for a lodger who pays in kind?

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

‘All the women on here are fakes and time wasters. Prove me wrong!’

It’s usually a guy with a ten word profile and 22 cock pics.

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