FabSwingers.com forum: The local update section..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...is a great way to find out what all the local women are moaning about now, apparently Terry has been bit of a shit.

What are they moaning about in your area?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kik for special friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kik for special friends.

That was in my local update ... I wasn't implying anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably need rent or drugs again

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Everyone is going to Eurekas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kik for special friends.

That was in my local update ... I wasn't implying anything "

Oh shit, I’ve just messaged you. Ignore what I said about your beard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody named dave has got crabs according to localslutforbarebackdickthatalmostsplitsmyminge.

She’s advised people not to meet him.

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By *earded_kent_GentMan
over a year ago

ashford

Being warned about the quiet ones......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wishes they had a dungeon and someone else is looking to eat a shaved tight quim through a gloryhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get any local updates because I've not ticked the 'looking for' boxes. *smugface*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting meets, and someone banging on about feathers and chickens! I dare not look!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone wishes they had a dungeon and someone else is looking to eat a shaved tight quim through a gloryhole

Sounds a lot more interesting up your way, someone is asking for advice on best ways to clean a hot tub down here. I’ll pm them and say elbow grease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently "we should all be careful, there's some weird people on here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently "we should all be careful, there's some weird people on here"

Papichulo you are back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy wants a rub down with a wet lettuce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone wishes they had a dungeon and someone else is looking to eat a shaved tight quim through a gloryhole

I'll update it now, I found one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone wishes they had a dungeon and someone else is looking to eat a shaved tight quim through a gloryhole

I'll update it now, I found one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tameimpala joined fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone is just bored or horny or both ....very dull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy wants a rub down with a wet lettuce "

Who can blame him in this weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no idea; there's such a confusing misuse of apostrophes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martin is home alone and wants a lady to surprise the wife with when she gets home.

Another guy wants to go to a party that's couples only but his GF is sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tameimpala REjoined fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tameimpala REjoined fab

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy wants a rub down with a wet lettuce

Who can blame him in this weather."

It’s not that hot here but I guess it might feel good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've no idea; there's such a confusing misuse of apostrophes.

Caps lock is in full force.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some guy wants a rub down with a wet lettuce

Who can blame him in this weather.

It’s not that hot here but I guess it might feel good "

Just heard he likes it all year round, takes all sorts.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Apparently shit happens, someone has full balls and a few are off to a club if anyone wants to go

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

The same person complaining about how bored she is and how full of time wasters the site is but who never opens or reads messages lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

All the guys are hung and horny, there's a lot of people (mainly men) looking for 'fun' at various camp sites around Silverstone and a few truckers parked up keeping their doors open.

There are literally no updates from women.

God help me!!

Oh, and welcome back Tame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to....."

Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Oh my word! My poor eyes.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Oh I've found a nice naming and shaming one in my local updates, apparently someone's patter is shite,and their body is let's say unattractive, to the status poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my word! My poor eyes. "

Sorry

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Oh I've found a nice naming and shaming one in my local updates, apparently someone's patter is shite,and their body is let's say unattractive, to the status poster. "

Who is talking about me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Oh my word! My poor eyes.

Sorry

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh I've found a nice naming and shaming one in my local updates, apparently someone's patter is shite,and their body is let's say unattractive, to the status poster.

Who is talking about me

I've also found a guy who looks exactly like Vanilla Ice!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Oh I've found a nice naming and shaming one in my local updates, apparently someone's patter is shite,and their body is let's say unattractive, to the status poster.

Who is talking about me

I've also found a guy who looks exactly like Vanilla Ice!

No way pmsfl

Btw folks that's NOT me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Local Updates is someone saying the quantities of which drugs she’s wanting to take before clubbing while full of cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....

Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv.

I might just do that. Clearly we're a reserved bunch in North Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....

Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv.

I might just do that. Clearly we're a reserved bunch in North Yorkshire

Iv just done that! Oh my... I'm changing it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....

Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv.

I might just do that. Clearly we're a reserved bunch in North Yorkshire

Iv just done that! Oh my... I'm changing it back.

Where did you change it to?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No one is moaning in mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No moaning in my local updates. They all appear to be busy fucking and enjoying themselves.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

It's all kinda boring here on local updates at the moment but the night is still young lol

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

With it being Saturday I'd dare not look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one wanting someone to stand out from the rest in the wakey locals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, I've just ticked a few boxes to look at the locals and it's very disappointing. Someone is off to Durham tonight and someone else is looking for a Milf who wants a good seeing to.....

Change your postcode. It's better than Saturday night tv.

I might just do that. Clearly we're a reserved bunch in North Yorkshire

Iv just done that! Oh my... I'm changing it back.

Where did you change it to?"

Ash's postcode in London. I'm not doing that again.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Lots of single guys looking to meet, another lad showing his extensive collection of toys, (though he might just be an Ann Summers rep) and a blatant catfish uploading more modelling shots.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"With it being Saturday I'd dare not look."

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Lots of guys looking for meets. One is very tired and needs a rub down with a wet lettuce

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I've no idea; there's such a confusing misuse of apostrophes.

Pahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is full of "single" guys wanting outdoor "fun"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Someone doesn't get people because they're weird apparently, someone else is warning people off a pic hunter, and one guy wants to suck cock or have someone sick his!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently some people on this site need to grow some balls, whilst others need to grow up

Other than that, discrete curious guys can get sucked off - as long as they're wearing shorts

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Someone's in the woods at Newport ( since yesterday apparently), another guy wants someone to get his cock out of his shorts and wank it ( I feel a queue forming) and a local cd moaning how crap the site is

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

Some guy advertising his fake taxi cab for interested ladies to flag him down. How could anyone resist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got tattoo #16 today.

Considering changing my summary from some tattoos to heavily tattooed

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Some guy who joined 28 minutes ago moaning....

“For a sex site there are some fussy people here, Just lay back and let me lick you”

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Some guy who joined 28 minutes ago moaning....

“For a sex site there are some fussy people here, Just lay back and let me lick you”

I've just seen that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of single guys looking to meet, another lad showing his extensive collection of toys, (though he might just be an Ann Summers rep) and a blatant catfish uploading more modelling shots.

Ann Summers rep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh looks like Lib is back

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I've also found a guy who looks exactly like Vanilla Ice!

Wasn't he considered something of a teen heartthrob back in the day? I'm pretty sure my mate's sister had an A1 size poster of him on her wall (probably courtesy of Smash Hits! magazine...)

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Mine is full of "single" guys wanting outdoor "fun"

Oddly enough as soon as the weather turned decent all the outdoor and dogging type posts seem to have disappeared. I'd be way more up for that kind of thing if it wasn't cold, dark and wet out!

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Cheers to the 3 lads that Fucked my slut last night . I’m getting her Fucked again tonight 6 lads are in to use her

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