FabSwingers.com forum: Ask scarlet anything part 2

By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

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are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?"

No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

What did you do to the gulls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Can you order me a double gin please, on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which hand do you wipe your bum with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is scarlet!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is scarlet!?? "

Probably throwing up at the back of Aldi again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which hand do you wipe your bum with?"

Yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like farting and smelling you own fart ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

Have you fell down yet?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"What did you do to the gulls? "

I'd be locked up if I told you. Apparently it's illegal to kill them

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can you touch your nose with your tongue? "

Can I feck. Please tell me you can tho

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can you order me a double gin please, on the rocks"

Of course get your booty here

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Which hand do you wipe your bum with?"

I have a bidet

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Where is scarlet!?? "

My darling I'm playing pool. Kicking the arse out of 2 guys

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Which hand do you wipe your bum with?

Yours

I said we was doing a 3 sum last night lol sober up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?

No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka

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lol hey I'm having great weather to

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Do you like farting and smelling you own fart ? "

Yes you want to smell them. Fruity

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Is it?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

Have you fell down yet?

Nope in heels looking good. Mingling with the locals. I actually fit in. They nick named me cilla bastards lol

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?

No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka

lol hey I'm having great weather to "

It makes you feel good. You any white bits

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is it? "

What was the question

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

"Is it?

What was the question

That was the question

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is it?

What was the question

That was the question "

Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

Ice pops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you look so hot?

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

"Is it?

What was the question

That was the question

Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace

Cicero lives!

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Why do you look so hot?"

It's a natural look sorry

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Is it?

What was the question

That was the question

Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace

Cicero lives! "

English please

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Has a cat or dog ever given you a sour face look when it's sniffed your feet

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

"Is it?

What was the question

That was the question

Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace

Cicero lives!

English please

Sorry he was Roman, not English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who you in a caravan with

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Has a cat or dog ever given you a sour face look when it's sniffed your feet

I have a guy for that

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By *wsw1londonMan
over a year ago

London

Will you send me a naughty picture of you please?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Is it?

What was the question

That was the question

Yes it's long and hard. Lovely to suck. Ice pipsare are ace

Cicero lives!

English please

Sorry he was Roman, not English "

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

I can (gotta be good at something)

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

I can (gotta be good at something)

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Will you send me a naughty picture of you please?"

Maybe when I sober. Send me a pic on the mean time

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I can (gotta be good at something)

You got a stutter said that twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who you in a caravan with

Come on

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

When you were on gogglebox did you ever get frisky in front of the camera...

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Oh sorry wrong scarlet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered why people kept asking me random questions...

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

Tripped over my tongue ??????

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Who you in a caravan with

Come on

Rocking if you don't come knocking

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"When you were on gogglebox did you ever get frisky in front of the camera... "

I fingered myself with a fudge

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I wondered why people kept asking me random questions..."

What did they and sorry

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Tripped over my tongue ??????"

Roll it in for God's sake

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By *ad SantaMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?

No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka

Weather's great if your a duck lol

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Out and having a drink. Bring the questions on

are you in Starbucks can you get me a mochachino?

No in a beer garden. Bloody gorg weather and of course vodka

Weather's great if your a duck lol

I have seagull feathers

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By *ad SantaMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Where's my vodka then

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By *ad SantaMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Have you seen my marbles

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Where's my vodka then

Not in Bradford

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Have you seen my marbles

No I'm not Peter pan

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x"

Feck of course vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet

The woman I love has just got engaged to somebody else..... what should I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/07/19 20:03:50]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are i the captain scarlet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha what a knob!

Wrong thread

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Scarlet

The woman I love has just got engaged to somebody else..... what should I do?"

Walk away my dear. Hard work. Or just feck him

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Are i the captain scarlet?"

Captain of my ship

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x

Feck of course vodka

Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Haha what a knob!

Wrong thread

My god woman really

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x

Feck of course vodka

Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x

I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha what a knob!

Wrong thread

My god woman really

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

If scarlet wasn’t a colour and therefore not even a word what would you have called yourself?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Why is the sky blue if space is black and the sun is yellow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet I've downloaded 4 films from netflix which one would you watch while you're still able to focus?

The beguiled nicole Kilmany

The taking of Pelham 123 John Travolta

Serena

Or about time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlet I've downloaded 4 films from netflix which one would you watch while you're still able to focus?

The beguiled nicole Kilmany

The taking of Pelham 123 John Travolta

Serena

Or about time?

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kidman not Kilmany lol

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"If scarlet wasn’t a colour and therefore not even a word what would you have called yourself?"

Minx what I was before for 9 years. Honest answer

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Why is the sky blue if space is black and the sun is yellow? "

I'm sat in the beer garden. That's it all I've got

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

[Removed by poster at 13/07/19 20:43:49]

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Scarlet I've downloaded 4 films from netflix which one would you watch while you're still able to focus?

The beguiled nicole Kilmany

The taking of Pelham 123 John Travolta

Serena

Or about time?

Taking of Pelham I've seen that good film

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Will it be chilli sauce on the kebab later or going for it without?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Next time you're at the bar order yourself a vodka and lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cooltalking, high walking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing, Pepsi.

But you have to ask for it exactly like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scarlet I've downloaded 4 films from netflix which one would you watch while you're still able to focus?

The beguiled nicole Kilmany

The taking of Pelham 123 John Travolta

Serena

Or about time?

Taking of Pelham I've seen that good film

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ok Pelham it is

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will it be chilli sauce on the kebab later or going for it without? "

Chilli all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Will it be chilli sauce on the kebab later or going for it without?

Chilli all the way

Yay..

Ave it..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

She won't fall for that old chestnut..

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Next time you're at the bar order yourself a vodka and lip smacking, thirst quenching, ace tasting, motivating, good buzzing, cooltalking, high walking, fast living, ever giving, cool fizzing, Pepsi.

But you have to ask for it exactly like that

Oh right now I'm in a scene of pecky blinders pissing my tits off. Most from Birmingham feck knows what they are saying. Not English anyway xx

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

It's a Google moment

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

It's a Google moment

Noooooo...

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

She won't fall for that old chestnut..

Nah head doesn't work that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren’t you tiddly yet

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

She won't fall for that old chestnut..

Nah head doesn't work that way

Your a lost cause..

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Aren’t you tiddly yet

No I'm being good lol

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

She won't fall for that old chestnut..

Nah head doesn't work that way

Your a lost cause..

Yep I've said that all along

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x

Feck of course vodka

Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x

I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool

We so are x

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What is the air speed velocity of a unladen swallow?

She won't fall for that old chestnut..

Nah head doesn't work that way

Your a lost cause..

Yep I've said that all along

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

What's the average weight of a rabbit?

Any breed.

Any voltage.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What's the average weight of a rabbit?

Any breed.

Any voltage."

Usb or battery? X

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x

Feck of course vodka

Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x

I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool

We so are x"

Aw I won't understand you lol but love the accent xx

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x

Feck of course vodka

Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x

I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool

We so are x

Aw I won't understand you lol but love the accent xx

Hahaha

We'll be drinking and dancing anyway, don't worry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many months have you got to wear that tag for?

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Should I have vodka or cider? Decisions decisions x

Feck of course vodka

Oh ok then. I'm so easy.... to persuade x

I fecking hope so. We are doing Liverpool

We so are x"

Def

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"How many months have you got to wear that tag for?"

Oh for fecks all of them. They needs l

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's the average weight of a rabbit?

Any breed.

Any voltage."

I kill rabbits. Bunny boiler

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Are you pissed or been Shagged yet tonight..

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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By *carlet_woman_xx OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are you pissed or been Shagged yet tonight.. "

I'm neither pissed or been rodgered

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