FabSwingers.com forum: What would YOU leave on the MOON !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A plastic 'greys'alien model.. saying "this is what we look like on Earth"... just to confuse the aliens!..

Boris Johnson.

The internet and all its doings !

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My keys probably. Then I'd have to go back and get them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic bottles it's only fair

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

My ex... Without a space suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex... Without a space suit "

Snap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex... Without a space suit

Snap x

Ouch, harsh but fair lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My keys probably. Then I'd have to go back and get them."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheese.cover the entire ground in it.

..just so nursery kids can go 'SEE"

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

A lasting impression!

By that I mean tripping and face planting the surface

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Let me shorten that a bit
"Boris Johnson. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clown from Steven Kings "IT" The aliens would fk off back to their own planet x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Everton Flag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next doors cat.

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By *unsters66Couple
over a year ago

Newport

Jeremy Corbyn and Sprouts... !! ..

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

Swansea

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

The same sort of stuff they left on that film set in Area 51 the last time they 'went to the moon'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my mobile...I leave it everywhere else!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbours dog ,it would try the patience of a saint with its constant barking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A kit bag,filled with my troubles, tightly packed

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A pot noodle. A packet of monster munch a can of iron bru and a pack of angel delight. Then any passing aliens would see what they are missing on earth

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"My neighbours dog ,it would try the patience of a saint with its constant barking

In space nobody can hear your neighbour's dog bark. Tag line from an early draft of Alien.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massive cock drawn in moon rocks visible from earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My snoring husband....(love you really...)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Donald Trump and Piers Morgan ... no space suit provided

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My knickers.

Have a habit of loosing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some road cones,theyre left everywhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy corbyn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar leaving my apprentice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speed cameras....... All of them

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

The whole Conservative party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A hoover for all the dust

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"My knickers.

Have a habit of loosing them

There's a trick to not losing them... Don't wear any hahaha

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I'm forever losing hairbrushes so probably That hahaha

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

A packet of Jacob's Cream Crackers for Wallace & Grommit

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Donald trump

Taliban

Jess Glynn

Radio 1

Jeremy Corbin

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By *eteforprincesssMan
over a year ago

up a monkeys butt!

"Donald trump

Taliban

Jess Glynn

Radio 1

Jeremy Corbin

Fake accounts

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Oh and Nicola sturgeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and Nicola sturgeon "

but thats where shes from

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Oh and Nicola sturgeon

but thats where shes from

Yeh so true

Moon independence is her next campaign

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"My knickers.

Have a habit of loosing them

There's a trick to not losing them... Don't wear any hahaha "

But i like getting them ripped off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and Nicola sturgeon

but thats where shes from

Yeh so true

Moon independence is her next campaign "

Uranus will intervene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing i will take the moon to give as a gift

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

a steaming great turd with the union jack stuck on top of it

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"My ex... Without a space suit "

leave mine too

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A banana skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id cover it in cling folm n put a best before date on it and a list of wine that went with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A banana skin

Ay mario

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

My heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pc world idiots....They could have a moan to themselves there....Then nuke the moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My footprint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A copy of The Sun

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

I would leave everything out there. Once in a lifetime opportunity. Give it 100%. I'd hate to come off the moon feeling I hadn't given everything.

Or is that Wembley?

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Keep your Alien on a lead sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A poop bag just incase of future accidents

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"A poop bag just incase of future accidents

Glib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A poop bag just incase of future accidents

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cant say that word i heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep your Alien on a lead sign "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Floyd’s Dark side of the Moon on a continuous loop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mother in law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crate r two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/07/19 08:10:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vending machine

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Jeremy Corbyn and the whole Labour front bench, then they can create the Peoples' Lunar Republic and go to hell in a handcart without affecting the rest of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex...

Hes not from this planet.

Serial domestic abuser.. leave him to rot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ex... Without a space suit

leave mine too

Add the ex... aka pampers (self absorbs n full of shite)

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By *overt711CoolMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Jeremy Corbyn and Sprouts... !! ..

I get you don’t like Jeremy Corbyn but what you got against sprouts? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mouse

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Katie Price .

One less piece of plastic in the ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Katie Price .

One less piece of plastic in the ocean

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink Floyd’s Dark side of the Moon on a continuous loop

Love floyd... be wasted up there.. lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Pink Floyd’s Dark side of the Moon on a continuous loop

Love floyd... be wasted up there.. lol"

In space... no one can hear music

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

An empty packet of Cadbury's Smash...

to prove we do not still peel potatoes with our little knives..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My keys probably. Then I'd have to go back and get them."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A visitors book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd leave Donald Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit!

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

the remainers, so we can get on with life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the remainers, so we can get on with life."

Ah in that case i wont leave donald trump there as id be there aswell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a thought.. to the people who think the Earth is flat.. is the moon also flat !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A dinosaur fossil to freak out future digger upper-ers.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Nothing. Taking anything to the moon that's not needed would cause enormous pollution on earth, including making catastrophic global heating worse. I'd prefer not to contaminate another world

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