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"How long till the vodka kicks in? "You will know when I don't answer | |||
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"Have you ever inserted anything into your poop hole for the purpose of sexual gratification?" Hell yes who hasn't | |||
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"Hi Scarlett! If you can't pull a piercing to remove it, what else can you do? "Not had enough vodka to answer this. Abit confused Meli elaborate | |||
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"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)?" Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap | |||
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"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)? Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap "Ice in it  | |||
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"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)? Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap
Ice in it "God I'm not that posh I'm in a fecking caravan | |||
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"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it?" Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway  | |||
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"Hi Scarlett! If you can't pull a piercing to remove it, what else can you do?
Not had enough vodka to answer this. Abit confused Meli elaborate "I've worked out you have to unscrew it. All by myself.  | |||
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"Hi Scarlett. I have stolen and troughed a mini chocolate rabbit from my youngest's easter bucket. I feel slightly guilty and need to redress the balance by either; A. Buying something to replace the stolen bunny. Or B. Stealing chocolate from my eldest child too, so both of my offspring have suffered theft equally. Which is it to be? " B it will even it out. Plus more chocolate for you | |||
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"Hi Scarlett! If you can't pull a piercing to remove it, what else can you do?
Not had enough vodka to answer this. Abit confused Meli elaborate
I've worked out you have to unscrew it. All by myself. "Should be ask Meli time
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"Where is humanity heading? Why is water wet? Is the moon made of cheese? that will be all" Feck off to all these I have no clue | |||
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"What’s the capital of Peru ?" Don't be lazy Google it | |||
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"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it? Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway "It's just... in.... the air | |||
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"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it? Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway
It's just... in.... the air"Come on you've been on the vodka too | |||
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"Where did you hide the Zimmer "Where you left it. How's it hanging | |||
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"Hi Scarlett. I have stolen and troughed a mini chocolate rabbit from my youngest's easter bucket. I feel slightly guilty and need to redress the balance by either; A. Buying something to replace the stolen bunny. Or B. Stealing chocolate from my eldest child too, so both of my offspring have suffered theft equally. Which is it to be? B it will even it out. Plus more chocolate for you "You're the best  | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? " No do you want to give it a go  | |||
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"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)? Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap
Ice in it
God I'm not that posh I'm in a fecking caravan "On holiday | |||
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"Hi Scarlett. I have stolen and troughed a mini chocolate rabbit from my youngest's easter bucket. I feel slightly guilty and need to redress the balance by either; A. Buying something to replace the stolen bunny. Or B. Stealing chocolate from my eldest child too, so both of my offspring have suffered theft equally. Which is it to be? B it will even it out. Plus more chocolate for you
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"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it? Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway
It's just... in.... the air
Come on you've been on the vodka too "No no, I, sadly, have no vodka | |||
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"How many dicks could you take in a night ? "Met a load of dicks one night all dick heads tbh | |||
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"Which brand of vodka are you drinking / what are you drinking it with (which mixer)? Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap
Ice in it
God I'm not that posh I'm in a fecking caravan
On holiday "I am can't you tell | |||
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"How many dicks could you take in a night ?
Met a load of dicks one night all dick heads tbh "Ever been with a black male ? | |||
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"Hello Miss Woman, what's that buzzing noise and how can I stop it? Throw it against a wall. If all else fail take the batteries out. What's buzzing anyway
It's just... in.... the air
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No no, I, sadly, have no vodka"Oh you need some with your buzzing | |||
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"How do you spell Scarlet / Scarlett? There appears to be some disparity between your username spelling and the title of this thread..." Vodka dear plus it isn't my name so who cares how I spell it | |||
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Ever been with a black male ? "Yes | |||
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"Smirnoff blue. With a Smirnoff blue mixer. Perfect ... and so smooth. How smooth are you ???? " Red here. I have a bush | |||
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"If you have a red car is it fastest than blue cars" I was dreading you. Prob blue cos I don't drive or have a red car | |||
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"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you." He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho | |||
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"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you. He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho "You need to look further - try across the pond lol. | |||
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"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you. He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho
You need to look further - try across the pond lol."Customs declined my passport | |||
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" Red here. I have a bush "Swoon | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? No do you want to give it a go "But of course | |||
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"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you. He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho
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Swoon"You fallen over | |||
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By a thread "Oh my funny xx | |||
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"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you. He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho
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I have a passport "Get your arse here mad night out | |||
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"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you. He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho
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Customs declined my passport
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Get your arse here mad night out "I'm on my way! Lol | |||
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"Would you rather get rid of your stuffed ferret collection, or rim my bum hole?" My ferrets are my life you know that. Nice anus tho | |||
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"Describe "Mr. Perfect" for you. He doesn't exist. There is a Mr Mad head tho
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I'm on my way! Lol "Be prepared | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? No do you want to give it a go
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"Have you ever considered a new name such as ‘pillar box red woman’ or ‘maroon woman’ instead?" Nah I get by on this name. Don't need anyone posted stuff in my box | |||
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"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with." You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up | |||
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"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with. You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up "God help me  | |||
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"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with. You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up
God help me "Exactly you asked | |||
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X" Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend | |||
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"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with. You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend "Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x | |||
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"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with. You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up
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Only if I can put you both in straight jackets first "If that works for you. Crack on | |||
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend
Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x"My new drinking bestie | |||
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend
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My new drinking bestie "Cheers lovely x | |||
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"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with. You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up
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Only if I can put you both in straight jackets first
If that works for you. Crack on "Or I’ll tie you both up (with oranges in your mouths obvs) then bugger off to the pub | |||
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"Pick one M and one F from this thread to have some MFF fun with. You and cheeky. Think we would be locked up
God help me
Exactly you asked
Only if I can put you both in straight jackets first
If that works for you. Crack on
Or I’ll tie you both up (with oranges in your mouths obvs) then bugger off to the pub "Your milking this now oranges was my thing and duck tape you in a cupboard | |||
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend
Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x
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Cheers lovely x"Night out then | |||
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend
Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x
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Ready when you are x"Name the day. Next month I'm spent up now | |||
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend
Oh ok then, you twisted my arm x
My new drinking bestie
Cheers lovely x
Night out then
Ready when you are x
Name the day. Next month I'm spent up now "Haha, me too. I'm poor till payday x | |||
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"How much you drank now?
Jo.Xx "Me? Erm....  x | |||
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"Should I have another vodka or be sensible and go to bed? X Feck woman get another vodka or we need to talk. It's the weekend
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My new drinking bestie
Cheers lovely x
Night out then
Ready when you are x
Name the day. Next month I'm spent up now
Haha, me too. I'm poor till payday x"Add me and we will make a date | |||
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"How much you drank now?
Jo.Xx "Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo | |||
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"Cider or lager" You not read the thread. Vodka. Or you asking which one. Lager. I'm barred from cider. I fall into bushes | |||
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"Can I have a hug? I've had too much grey goose" Aw bless you. Mad stuff that. Just to clarify we are on about whiskey and not you doing something to a goose | |||
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"Can I have a hug? I've had too much grey goose" Huuugggggg | |||
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"How much you drank now?
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Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo "I think you've had too much, there's far too much  for my bum hole. 
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Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo
I think you've had too much, there's far too much for my bum hole.
Jo.Xx "I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers | |||
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"Can I have a hug? I've had too much grey goose Huuugggggg "Mwah get off the goose | |||
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"Scarlet... Can I ask you a question? Is this sam "Hang on... I’m asking the question! (Yes) | |||
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"Scarlet... Can I ask you a question? Is this sam
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"How much you drank now?
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Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo
I think you've had too much, there's far too much for my bum hole.
Jo.Xx
I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers "Ok but, leave my bum hole out of it.
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"How much you drank now?
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Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo
I think you've had too much, there's far too much for my bum hole.
Jo.Xx
I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers
Ok but, leave my bum hole out of it.
You should be d*unk by now though your on holiday.
Jo.Xx "Right bum hole dismissed. I'm having a blast. Apparently I've been spotted every where but reality. I'm scared of seagulls and not left the caravan | |||
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I'm shaking in my boots "That’ll be the vodka 
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"If smarties have the answers what is the question?????????" Is that another Google one or are you on vodka too | |||
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"Scarlet... Can I ask you a question? Is this sam
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I'm shaking in my boots
That’ll be the vodka
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"If smarties have the answers what is the question????????? Is that another Google one or are you on vodka too "Nope..& no alcohol at all this weekend.. very sad.. kids eh! | |||
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"If smarties have the answers what is the question????????? Is that another Google one or are you on vodka too
Nope..& no alcohol at all this weekend.. very sad.. kids eh!"Then Smarties is the question also. I think Einstein had this theory. I sound so brainy | |||
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"How much you drank now?
Jo.Xx
Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo
I think you've had too much, there's far too much for my bum hole.
Jo.Xx
I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers
Ok but, leave my bum hole out of it.
You should be d*unk by now though your on holiday.
Jo.Xx
Right bum hole dismissed. I'm having a blast. Apparently I've been spotted every where but reality. I'm scared of seagulls and not left the caravan "Hahaha good
You daft thing, the seagulls only want your chips not you. .
Glad you're having a good time. Xx
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"hi scarlett woman my question is will you add a pussy pic to your profile ? i and im sure lots more would love to see it " I have 2 pussies one called Albert other Clyde. Which one you want adding | |||
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"How much you drank now?
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Not enough but lovely bum hole Jo
I think you've had too much, there's far too much for my bum hole.
Jo.Xx
I'm good here. Still answering questions. Not dribbling yet. Still slightly intelligent answers
Ok but, leave my bum hole out of it.
You should be d*unk by now though your on holiday.
Jo.Xx
Right bum hole dismissed. I'm having a blast. Apparently I've been spotted every where but reality. I'm scared of seagulls and not left the caravan
Hahaha good
You daft thing, the seagulls only want your chips not you. .
Glad you're having a good time. Xx
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds? "I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere | |||
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"How many guys have you fucked in your 49 years ?? "Feck do you want all the names. I'd be here all day. Honestly can't rem most | |||
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"Scarlet... Can I ask you a question? Is this sam
Hang on... I’m asking the question!
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I'm shaking in my boots
That’ll be the vodka
Nah come on Sam give me your question "Why have you used the startled by a finger up the bum emoji? | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?
I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere "lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting? | |||
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I'm shaking in my boots
That’ll be the vodka
Nah come on Sam give me your question
Why have you used the startled by a finger up the bum emoji? "Always wondered what that emoji was. You make me a little nervous. Ask me your question. Let's get it over with | |||
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"Can I goose your ferrets? " Only if you stroke them lovely first | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?
I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting? "What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now | |||
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I'm shaking in my boots
That’ll be the vodka
Nah come on Sam give me your question
Why have you used the startled by a finger up the bum emoji?
Always wondered what that emoji was. You make me a little nervous. Ask me your question. Let's get it over with "Oh. There’s no need to be nervous, I’m actually a very nice man. I just wanted to know what one thing in your life currently makes you the happiest? | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?
I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?
What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now "Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x | |||
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"Scarlet... Can I ask you a question? Is this sam
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(Yes)
I'm shaking in my boots
That’ll be the vodka
Nah come on Sam give me your question
Why have you used the startled by a finger up the bum emoji?
Always wondered what that emoji was. You make me a little nervous. Ask me your question. Let's get it over with
Oh.
There’s no need to be nervous, I’m actually a very nice man.
I just wanted to know what one thing in your life currently makes you the happiest?"Aw bless you. I've seen your work around the forum. Your funny believe me. My grandkids | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?
I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?
What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in "If a guy invited you to his place for a 3 course meal what would you like for Starter Main course Dessert | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in
If a guy invited you to his place for a 3 course meal what would you like for
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Main course
Dessert
"Parma ham and melon BALLS MEAT AND 2 VEG HIM FOR DESSERT | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?
I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?
What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now
Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x
Bosom buddies "We can share the throne x | |||
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" Aw bless you. I've seen your work around the forum. Your funny looking believe me. My grandkids "
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?
I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?
What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now
Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x
Bosom buddies
We can share the throne x"Need a drinking contest for that | |||
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" Aw bless you. I've seen your work around the forum. Your funny looking believe me. My grandkids
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?
I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?
What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now
Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x
Bosom buddies
We can share the throne x
Need a drinking contest for that "Bring it on. Shots and vodka? X | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in Can you run a 100 m in 15 seconds?
I'll let you know in 15 secs. If not I'v fallen somewhere lol can you drink a whole 750cl of vodka in one sitting?
What the feck. I'm the vodka queen. Your removed to swingers chat now
Vodka Queen?? There are 2 then x
Bosom buddies
We can share the throne x
Need a drinking contest for that
Bring it on. Shots and vodka? X"Name your shot. Vodka a givem6 | |||
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Not literally haha | |||
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"I can do jaeger bombs till they come out my ears x
Not literally haha"Normally come from my nose or vomit next day. All good. Tequila I don't rem so maybe better | |||
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"I can do jaeger bombs till they come out my ears x
Not literally haha
Normally come from my nose or vomit next day. All good. Tequila I don't rem so maybe better "You vomit?! Heathen wasting the alcohol haha. I don't get hangovers, I just get tired the next day x | |||
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"Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap "At least it's not tescos value vodka lol Hmm just how d*unk are you
Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into yourself sexually?
Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done, and did you enjoy it? | |||
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"I can do jaeger bombs till they come out my ears x
Not literally haha
Normally come from my nose or vomit next day. All good. Tequila I don't rem so maybe better
You vomit?! Heathen wasting the alcohol haha. I don't get hangovers, I just get tired the next day x"Hair of the dog woman | |||
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"Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap
At least it's not tescos value vodka lol
Hmm just how d*unk are you
Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into yourself sexually?
Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done, and did you enjoy it? "Not d*unk at all
Spatula
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"There's been a murder in the Fab Forums - answer in Cluedo style, who did it, where, and with what?" Miss scarlet Study Candlestick She enjoyed it too | |||
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"Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap
At least it's not tescos value vodka lol
Hmm just how d*unk are you
Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into yourself sexually?
Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done, and did you enjoy it?
Not d*unk at all
Spatula
Orgie involved 6 guys 3 women. I got the good end of the stick "Spatula
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"Smirnoff and . I know I'm cheap
At least it's not tescos value vodka lol
Hmm just how d*unk are you
Whats the weirdest thing you have inserted into yourself sexually?
Whats the dirtiest thing you have ever done, and did you enjoy it?
Not d*unk at all
Spatula
Orgie involved 6 guys 3 women. I got the good end of the stick
Spatula
Not d*unk at all? How much have you had? "I'm fine now. You never had a spatula | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? No do you want to give it a go
But of course
How does it work "It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability... | |||
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"How much more vodka until you’d contemplate chatting with me? "Not had enough yet. Try again in the morning | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? No do you want to give it a go
But of course
How does it work
It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability... "Sorry don't speak your language | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? No do you want to give it a go
But of course
How does it work
It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...
Sorry don't speak your language "Exactly! Less talk more action etc | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? No do you want to give it a go
But of course
How does it work
It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...
Sorry don't speak your language
Exactly! Less talk more action etc "I can do the splits | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? No do you want to give it a go
But of course
How does it work
It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...
Sorry don't speak your language
Exactly! Less talk more action etc
I can do the splits "I can try; but it mightn't end well... | |||
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"Has anyone ever given you an orgasm just by looking at you? No do you want to give it a go
But of course
How does it work
It's one of those things you can't put into text, it's a combination of careful eye focusing and latent telekinetic ability...
Sorry don't speak your language
Exactly! Less talk more action etc
I can do the splits
I can try; but it mightn't end well... "Vodka helps for the pain | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in "does one like hot food | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food "Prefer it cooked yes | |||
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"How much vodka have you drank? X" Enough to sober me up | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes "I mean spicy | |||
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"How much vodka have you drank? X Enough to sober me up "Half a bottle of whiskey and I’m having to retype all of this and re read | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy "It gives me the shits | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits "Ditto | |||
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"How much vodka have you drank? X Enough to sober me up
Half a bottle of whiskey and I’m having to retype all of this and re read "Your pissed then light weight | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits "and that's too much info | |||
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"How much vodka have you drank? X Enough to sober me up
Half a bottle of whiskey and I’m having to retype all of this and re read
Your pissed then light weight "Very true but it’s a cheaper night for me lol I’ll carry on until I pass out. Competition time? | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits and that's too much info "It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits and that's too much info
It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail "no I'm done | |||
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"How much vodka have you drank? X Enough to sober me up
Half a bottle of whiskey and I’m having to retype all of this and re read
Your pissed then light weight
Very true but it’s a cheaper night for me lol I’ll carry on until I pass out. Competition time? "Jesus mate your not on my level. I'm on the table and your underneath. No competition. I won. Gold trophy here | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits and that's too much info
It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail no I'm done "Nite love | |||
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"Scarlet Why do you think some men pay for sex but few women do? I do realise that if a woman wants it they can easily get it but would they pay? " Men pay for kinky stuff I expect. I'd never pay. I've Norman and he does it for me | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits and that's too much info
It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail "No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!! | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits and that's too much info
It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail
No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!! "Can tell your from Birmingham lol. Bradford lass here you've no chance. Quit now | |||
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"What's your most shocking fantasy?" Waking up in the morning and I've dreamed all this | |||
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"What's your most shocking fantasy? Waking up in the morning and I've dreamed all this "vodka for ya | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits and that's too much info
It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail
No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!!
Can tell your from Birmingham lol. Bradford lass here you've no chance. Quit now "Brummy lad through and through blue in my veins. No quit in this blue nose. I get d*unk quick but never stop x | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits and that's too much info
It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail
No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!!
Can tell your from Birmingham lol. Bradford lass here you've no chance. Quit now
Brummy lad through and through blue in my veins. No quit in this blue nose. I get d*unk quick but never stop x"Stupid as well
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. Oh Scarlet one, how can I get the guy I want on Fab to notice me to notice me??? | |||
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" . Oh Scarlet one, how can I get the guy I want on Fab to notice me to notice me???"message him | |||
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"I'll answer anything until the vodka has kicked in does one like hot food
Prefer it cooked yes I mean spicy
It gives me the shits and that's too much info
It's true tho goes right thro me. Stop posting or I'll go into more detail
No details scare him. Nope I’m not to bad yet 8 pints half a bottle of whiskey. The competition is on!!!!
Can tell your from Birmingham lol. Bradford lass here you've no chance. Quit now
Brummy lad through and through blue in my veins. No quit in this blue nose. I get d*unk quick but never stop x
Stupid as well
Bless you. Green arrow me please "Definitely stupid
But still ready to compete with scarlet x | |||
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" . Oh Scarlet one, how can I get the guy I want on Fab to notice me to notice me??? message him "You Scarlet? Already did that... | |||
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" . Oh Scarlet one, how can I get the guy I want on Fab to notice me to notice me???"Whisper in my ear and I'll tell him. On the other hand be outright and say you want his manhood | |||
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