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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what’s your talent

Come on please do share

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I can still do the splits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make my penis go hard just by looking at girls breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a club, I can get anyone to dance, anyone. Even the old lad in the corner with the dodgy hip. I can get him break dancing in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make my penis go hard just by looking at girls breasts "

Not boys breasts?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can make my penis go hard just by looking at girls breasts "

Wow great talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm modest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make my penis go hard just by looking at girls breasts

Not boys breasts? "

Boys with breasts...

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By *amesd1114Man
over a year ago

London

I can say the alphabet backwards quicker than I can forwards Don't be too jealous haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 12/07/19 19:51:48]"

Good talent Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make my penis go hard just by looking at girls breasts

Wow great talent "

Unique ain’t I

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm a dab hand at killing threads on forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples. "

To what end?

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

I can get my left foot behind my head.

It's not that handy.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can make my penis go hard just by looking at girls breasts

Wow great talent

Unique ain’t I "

Oh def

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can get my left foot behind my head.

It's not that handy. "

What about your other foot? I've never met a left footed person before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

To what end?"

Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise "

Really

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

To what end?

Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea. "

Can you sort a few seagulls out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

To what end?

Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea. "

I thought you might be doing corrective surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise

Really "

I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise

Really "

Isn't nell your chief ferret catcher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play guitar and sing

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise

Really

I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though "

I'm smarter than the average bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise

Really

I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though

I'm smarter than the average bear "

And once again, my talent comes to light

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"what’s your talent

Come on please do share "

I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than someone can say handcuffs.

I'm pretty proficient with more than 20 Japanese weapons.

I can Tango.

I can't do all of those things at the same time.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Play guitar and sing"

And you do it so well doc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what’s your talent

Come on please do share

I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than someone can say handcuffs.

I'm pretty proficient with more than 20 Japanese weapons.

I can Tango.

I can't do all of those things at the same time."

And why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play guitar and sing

And you do it so well doc "

Thank you. I’d forgotten you’d heard me.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise

Really

I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though

I'm smarter than the average bear

And once again, my talent comes to light "

Thought your talent was a poo knife

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Play guitar and sing

And you do it so well doc

Thank you. I’d forgotten you’d heard me."

I have

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"what’s your talent

Come on please do share

I can turn a length of cord into handcuffs quicker than someone can say handcuffs.

I'm pretty proficient with more than 20 Japanese weapons.

I can Tango.

I can't do all of those things at the same time.

And why not "

I'm a man. We can't multi task.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can also insult anyone to their face, but I make it sound like a joke so well, they dont even realise

Really

I did it with you, didn't expect you to notice though

I'm smarter than the average bear

And once again, my talent comes to light

Thought your talent was a poo knife "

Apparently were not allowed to talk about the poo knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow jobs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

I can spaff a lot of verbal nonsense.

And I can balance a pint on my boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a boy scout so having adventures

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By *sa_curiousMan
over a year ago

Waterford

Banging away on my drums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amateur magician and “hyp no tist”

Currently learning the guitar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I can put men off me. By say 3 little words

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Dancing. Latin (not ballroom).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words "

I'm constipated, will you work it out with your dick, is a lot more than 3 words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pouting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

To what end?

Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.

I thought you might be doing corrective surgery "

You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words

I'm constipated, will you work it out with your dick, is a lot more than 3 words "

That's was a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words

I'm constipated, will you work it out with your dick, is a lot more than 3 words

That's was a joke "
oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

To what end?

Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.

I thought you might be doing corrective surgery

You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years. "

I forgot to put eye surgery.

You could also do a laser show during fireworks night and New Year's Eve to get some pocket money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

To what end?

Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.

I thought you might be doing corrective surgery

You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years.

I forgot to put eye surgery.

You could also do a laser show during fireworks night and New Year's Eve to get some pocket money "

Think of the children!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

To what end?

Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.

I thought you might be doing corrective surgery

You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years.

I forgot to put eye surgery.

You could also do a laser show during fireworks night and New Year's Eve to get some pocket money

Think of the children! "

I am! They love a laser show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can get no meets as a couple? That must be a talent surely?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can play the drums. I can also strip and rebuild a ford Capri v6 engine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try again, this time without typos....

I can shoot frickin lazer beams from my nipples.

To what end?

Oh, the usual, fighting crime and getting a pigeon or two for tea.

I thought you might be doing corrective surgery

You mean corrective eye surgery? That's my backup plan for when the crime fighting winds down in a few years.

I forgot to put eye surgery.

You could also do a laser show during fireworks night and New Year's Eve to get some pocket money

Think of the children!

I am! They love a laser show"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fairly competent kabuki performer and I can play the shamisen

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words

I'm constipated, will you work it out with your dick, is a lot more than 3 words

That's was a joke oranges "

Funny lordy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any I do have are pretty mundane, most people would probably not even label it a talent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words "

I can put women off me without saying a single word.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words

I can put women off me without saying a single word....."

I sense a challenge

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words

I can put women off me without saying a single word....."

Is it the zimmer

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I can put men off me. By say 3 little words

I can put women off me without saying a single word....."

Let me here it then.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I can play the drums. I can also strip and rebuild a ford Capri v6 engine "

Why did I not know you years ago?

I had a Capri Commanche and the bottom end shells went.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told I have the ability to cook restaurant quality smoked bbq ribs and sour dough pizza.

Tonight it's bbq pulled pork. First time 20 hour cook

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I can suck my own nipples

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