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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox "

Cheesecake is the answer thou seek’eth m’lady

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Awe what’s up chic? Hope you’re ok x

It’s Friday! It’s the weekend! I’m tempted to say Crackerjack but that’s sounds cheesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tightey whitey for you

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Chocolate and alcohol will make everything better x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Cheesecake is the answer thou seek’eth m’lady

OMG I’m cheered up already. Bring me cheesecake and speak to me in that special way you speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate and alcohol will make everything better x"

Can’t. Got to drive later.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chocolate and alcohol will make everything better x

Can’t. Got to drive later.

Awwww crap. I'll have a drink for you then x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tightey whitey for you "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

Yes!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox "

Try a cool magnum ice cream And be seductive to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate and alcohol will make everything better x

Can’t. Got to drive later.

Awwww crap. I'll have a drink for you then x"

You’re just too kind you are

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

How about a daft joke?

What's got 2 legs but can't stand up?

Half a dog

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

I need cheering up too Babs!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Try a cool magnum ice cream And be seductive to it

Thats no fun if nobody’s watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

Yes please that will cheer me up :_)

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Cheesecake is the answer thou seek’eth m’lady

OMG I’m cheered up already. Bring me cheesecake and speak to me in that special way you speak.

You mean in my best broad Bucks accent? ‘Ooooo Ahhhhh! Ow do? You wanna ‘elp me milk me cow?’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a daft joke?

What's got 2 legs but can't stand up?

Half a dog"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

Ooh yes please!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chocolate and alcohol will make everything better x

Can’t. Got to drive later.

Awwww crap. I'll have a drink for you then x

You’re just too kind you are

I know!! I'd send you naked boob pics but you've seen all my pics x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Don't know if my message will be welcome or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Cheesecake is the answer thou seek’eth m’lady

OMG I’m cheered up already. Bring me cheesecake and speak to me in that special way you speak.

You mean in my best broad Bucks accent? ‘Ooooo Ahhhhh! Ow do? You wanna ‘elp me milk me cow?’

Haha no

. Although you know you could speak to me in any way you wanted and I would give in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooches my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate and alcohol will make everything better x

Can’t. Got to drive later.

Awwww crap. I'll have a drink for you then x

You’re just too kind you are

I know!! I'd send you naked boob pics but you've seen all my pics x"

Can’t you bring your naked boobs here to my house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

Naked breast pics are always good for cheering me up as well

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Chocolate and alcohol will make everything better x

Can’t. Got to drive later.

Awwww crap. I'll have a drink for you then x

You’re just too kind you are

I know!! I'd send you naked boob pics but you've seen all my pics x

Can’t you bring your naked boobs here to my house?"

Can't drive. Drinking vodka x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick Predator on Netflix, get 4 cans of Special Brew and sit back and watch Arnie say ‘if it bleeds it can die’.

You’ll be as right as rain in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Try a cool magnum ice cream And be seductive to it

Thats no fun if nobody’s watching "

Try looking in a mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I send boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please be aware of the forum rules before posting.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"Shall I send boobs?

I'm also not getting that Friday feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I send boobs?

Yes!!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Awww nooo!! Hope you feel happier soon. Sending big squishy huggles from me... Mwah xxx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Go and have a look at your jeans thread, pour yourself your favourite drink first as it's Friiiiiiiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting."

Shut up and pop your cock in my box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to see my Gnome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Smooches my lovely "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't know if my message will be welcome or not. "

Oh it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting.

Shut up and pop your cock in my box "

I don't do that anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to see my Gnome

What do you think? Bloody things scare me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting.

Shut up and pop your cock in my box

I don't do that anymore "

. That too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww nooo!! Hope you feel happier soon. Sending big squishy huggles from me... Mwah xxx"

Thank you lovely. Can you bring your boobs to my house by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please be aware of the forum rules before posting.

Shut up and pop your cock in my box

I don't do that anymore

. That too?

Not anymore since my bike accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox "
are you sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall I send boobs?

Yes!!"

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to see my Gnome

What do you think? Bloody things scare me "

I think you’d love to see him

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Stick Predator on Netflix, get 4 cans of Special Brew and sit back and watch Arnie say ‘if it bleeds it can die’.

You’ll be as right as rain in no time

I’ve got, Predators on at the moment......Strewth - the amount of swearing in this fucking movie is highly deplorable....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I send boobs?

Yes!!

Sent

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

Naked breast pics are always good for cheering me up as well "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to see my Gnome

What do you think? Bloody things scare me

I think you’d love to see him

Nah send me your boobs instead

. Everyone else is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you like my gift

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

Yes please

They may not be mine though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nora that’s not good, I’m sorry to hear that. Shall I send naked breast pics?

Yes please

They may not be mine though

Haha I thought they wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are welcome x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are welcome x"

That’s made me worse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope you like my gift

Oh god no no no no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox "

Would a naked bum do instead of tightey whiteys

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Awww nooo!! Hope you feel happier soon. Sending big squishy huggles from me... Mwah xxx

Thank you lovely. Can you bring your boobs to my house by any chance?"

Absolutely... How would you like them.. Oil covered... Squirty cream covered or just as they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww nooo!! Hope you feel happier soon. Sending big squishy huggles from me... Mwah xxx

Thank you lovely. Can you bring your boobs to my house by any chance?

Absolutely... How would you like them.. Oil covered... Squirty cream covered or just as they are

Bring the oil and I’ll cover them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Would a naked bum do instead of tightey whiteys

Yes bums are allowed in my box. Not cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox "

I was in the gents at work the other day having a no.2 It was one of those traps where the dividing wall doesn't go all the way to the roof or down to the floor. As is typical in gents toilets there we groans and all sorts of noises as men are having there movements. Only on this occasion, the light over trap to my left gave a very revealing shadow on the ground of the guy wanking. It was hilarious. I was tempted to wait outside and see who it was but I didn't have it in me. What if it was my boss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Haha. I reckon I may have been messaging that guy at that time. Where do you work?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't think my boobs will do it for you somehow

so instead I'll send a virtual boob hug and some gin to be consumed when you don't have to drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think my boobs will do it for you somehow

so instead I'll send a virtual boob hug and some gin to be consumed when you don't have to drive.

Send me some gin and not virtual!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Can I get some of the boob pic action to my inbox too please.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Haha. I reckon I may have been messaging that guy at that time. Where do you work?

Leeds on that day.

you must send great messages

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

What was this thread about again?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Haha. I reckon I may have been messaging that guy at that time. Where do you work?

Leeds on that day.

you must send great messages

Oh I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't think my boobs will do it for you somehow

so instead I'll send a virtual boob hug and some gin to be consumed when you don't have to drive.

I’m boob obsessed. They all do it for me!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox "

Nip up to SW - I’ve got Belinda Carlisle for company with ABC and Human League to come. Belting out from the Audley End concert.

Don’t you want me baby?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheer me up. I’ve not had a very good day at all.

Anyway you can

Thank you muchly. I’ll even accept tightey whiteys to my inbox

Nip up to SW - I’ve got Belinda Carlisle for company with ABC and Human League to come. Belting out from the Audley End concert.

Don’t you want me baby? "

Have you!!! I’ve been to that loads of times. It’s brilliant! Enjoy x.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You lot are amaaaazing. I bloody loves ya. Had so many lovely pics and messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are amaaaazing. I bloody loves ya. Had so many lovely pics and messages

xx"

One more on its way,,BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are amaaaazing. I bloody loves ya. Had so many lovely pics and messages

One more on its way,,BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Oh I cant,,wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You lot are amaaaazing. I bloody loves ya. Had so many lovely pics and messages

One more on its way,,BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Oh I cant,,wow"

You can now lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheer up sausage it's the weekend

x x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cherr up Nora ...I think you have a very nice rat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are amaaaazing. I bloody loves ya. Had so many lovely pics and messages

xx"
u are welcome next time il just club u in tge head with my cock and get it over with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheer up sausage it's the weekend

x x"

I’m working it lol. Buggar off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cherr up Nora ...I think you have a very nice rat xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cherr up Nora ...I think you have a very nice rat xx

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see told ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One big big bear hug to cheer you up hope it make you day better

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Just be happy Nora! You know, like that has ever worked

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can give you a lovely huggle xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just be happy Nora! You know, like that has ever worked

Haha. It’s like “calm down”. Yeah ok!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One big big bear hug to cheer you up hope it make you day better

Than you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can give you a lovely huggle xx"

Yes please

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Boobs sent x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Just be happy Nora! You know, like that has ever worked

Haha. It’s like “calm down”. Yeah ok!! "

Exactly that

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Boobs sent x

Nora you lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s what I need. A cuddle a film and someone to stroke my head

God I’m a softie today. Where’s Nora gone!?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That’s what I need. A cuddle a film and someone to stroke my head

God I’m a softie today. Where’s Nora gone!?

You can lie on my boobs and I'll stroke your hair.... just don't ask me to sing to you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boobs sent x

I bloomin love your boobs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s what I need. A cuddle a film and someone to stroke my head

God I’m a softie today. Where’s Nora gone!?

You can lie on my boobs and I'll stroke your hair.... just don't ask me to sing to you x"

That would definitely work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done my part

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've done my part

And it was very much appreciated too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awe what’s up chic? Hope you’re ok x

It’s Friday! It’s the weekend! I’m tempted to say Crackerjack but that’s sounds cheesy

Haha. Aw I miss crackerjack! X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Awe what’s up chic? Hope you’re ok x

It’s Friday! It’s the weekend! I’m tempted to say Crackerjack but that’s sounds cheesy

Haha. Aw I miss crackerjack! X"

So do I

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