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By *partharmony OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Having learned what "figging" is this morning (see the relevant thread), I'm frequently surprised by things people do for sexual pleasure that would never even have occurred to me, but enough people do them for them to acquire a name.

Let's invent some bizarre sexual practices and see what catches on. If you have a name but no definition (or vice versa), give us what you've got for forumites to fill in the blanks.

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By *partharmony OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Shredding.

Masturbating into a paper-shredder and chasing it with your todger for a bit of extra zing. Hardcore shredders alternate pressing the forward and reverse buttons in quick succession. Some practise the shredding equivalent of deep-throating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a fresh fish from the fishmongers then putting your cock into its gaping mouth (preferably when you get home)

And it should be called angling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting a fresh fish from the fishmongers then putting your cock into its gaping mouth (preferably when you get home)

And it should be called angling"

my mate Marc does that when it is market day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting a fresh fish from the fishmongers then putting your cock into its gaping mouth (preferably when you get home)

And it should be called angling

my mate Marc does that when it is market day "

Oh so it’s mainstream already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i did say to an ex once "I'd like to cum in your ear".... But it went in one ear and out the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having learned what "figging" is this morning (see the relevant thread), I'm frequently surprised by things people do for sexual pleasure that would never even have occurred to me, but enough people do them for them to acquire a name.

Let's invent some bizarre sexual practices and see what catches on. If you have a name but no definition (or vice versa), give us what you've got for forumites to fill in the blanks."

is figging where you go on a DATE and it gets hot and she's like a dried prune?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Getting a fresh fish from the fishmongers then putting your cock into its gaping mouth (preferably when you get home)

And it should be called angling

my mate Marc does that when it is market day

Oh so it’s mainstream already. "

Has he tried a Halibuttplug

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

‘Coning’ Shagging a traffic cone, ideally in the fast lane of a motorway for an additional thrill.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

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By *partharmony OP   Couple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Paper-jamming

A role-play in which one partner dresses up as a photocopier engineer and attempts to remove a badly-wedged piece of paper from the orifice of their partner, without ripping it and leaving some in there.

Women who can take A3 are highly prized in this field.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Nuttela ring”

Giving her a nuttela enema and then gettung her to curl one out in your mouth.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking while watching porn on someone else's internet connection: HotWiFi-ing.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Bukkake fans:

4 blokes stand behind a desk fan with one lucky receiver in front of it. As they jizz onto the back of the blades the baby batter speeds up and gets flung towards the recipient at high speed, splattering in the manner of a Jackson Pollock painting using only cream paint

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