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Those conundrums of modern living.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?

Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?

Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead. "

I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?

Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead. "

OI! Don't you disrespect Derek from Stevenage!

The man has been through a lot and we should all be blessed he's still here

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?

Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.

I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap "

Then why did he block me for saying I’d fuck him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?

Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.

I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap

Then why did he block me for saying I’d fuck him. "

Ah did you not send him a cock pic? They all love a bit of cock in Stevenage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?

Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.

I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap

Then why did he block me for saying I’d fuck him. "

He was once beaten half to death by a gang of thugs wielding _iddlesticks.

He hasn't been the same since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does garlic bread come in nine slices when the majority of dining situations involve an even number of people?

Why does my internet go slow when I want to tell the hottie above me that I’d kiss, snog and fuck them, and I end up telling Derek from Stevenage instead.

I know Derek from Stevenage! Lovely chap

Then why did he block me for saying I’d fuck him.

He was once beaten half to death by a gang of thugs wielding _iddlesticks.

He hasn't been the same since"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast with garlic on

Same as pizza is cheese and tomato on toast.

Inflated value for a 2 minute job and 10p ingredients

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not having a decent signal at work so fab site times out.

Ordering a sharing platter for two and having three of each items.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Derek has been reading this and has asked if I would respond on his behalf as he doesn’t want to get into a cat fight

Derek says he is honoured he has been brought into this thread and it has brought back many fond memories of the wonderful cock photos he has been sent and he would like to point out that although he is not hemoglobic and welcomes sexi photos from all of the fabulous people of fab he would prefer more ladies sexi time photos

derek also informs me his email is down and asked if I wouldn’t mind passing the photos onto him ,if you wonderful ladies would send them to me I will send them directly to him without even viewing them.

Derek thanks you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Derek has been reading this and has asked if I would respond on his behalf as he doesn’t want to get into a cat fight

Derek says he is honoured he has been brought into this thread and it has brought back many fond memories of the wonderful cock photos he has been sent and he would like to point out that although he is not hemoglobic and welcomes sexi photos from all of the fabulous people of fab he would prefer more ladies sexi time photos

derek also informs me his email is down and asked if I wouldn’t mind passing the photos onto him ,if you wonderful ladies would send them to me I will send them directly to him without even viewing them.

Derek thanks you "

How beautifully selfless of you.

Going out of your way to help Derek from Stevenage with no ulterior motive

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"Derek has been reading this and has asked if I would respond on his behalf as he doesn’t want to get into a cat fight

Derek says he is honoured he has been brought into this thread and it has brought back many fond memories of the wonderful cock photos he has been sent and he would like to point out that although he is not hemoglobic and welcomes sexi photos from all of the fabulous people of fab he would prefer more ladies sexi time photos

derek also informs me his email is down and asked if I wouldn’t mind passing the photos onto him ,if you wonderful ladies would send them to me I will send them directly to him without even viewing them.

Derek thanks you

How beautifully selfless of you.

Going out of your way to help Derek from Stevenage with no ulterior motive

"

It restores one's faith in the human race.

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