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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Had a little skirt

It split right up the sides

And everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her thighs

She also had another skirt

It split right up the front

She never wore that one ...

Poems Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mary shes very tasty and sings for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a little skirt

It split right up the sides

And everywhere that Mary went

The boys could see her thighs

She also had another skirt

It split right up the front

She never wore that one ...

Poems Please

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oh poems i best not after before

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I like mary shes very tasty and sings for me"

Like this?

"Mary"

I love the tone that's in your laugh

Gasping for an extra breath

Waiting for the time to pass

I believe in days ahead

Don't spend another night alone

Cross and wishing you were dead

Mary, you should'nt let 'em make you mad

You hold the best you can

And Mary, after all the pain is gone

I'm always gonna live to be your man

I've had it easy now you see

When I'm down your'e always there

Standing by to comfort me

Someday we'll go round the world

I'll make the journey so sublime

I know you're not a travelln' girl

Mary, you should'nt let 'em make you mad

You hold the best you can

And Mary, after all the pain is gone

I'm always gonna live to be your man

Cause I'd give everything I have

Forget all the things that bring me joy

If you could have one day

Pure and simple happiness

Until that moment comes

I'll be here where I've always been

I'm gonna be your friend

Until the day I die

Mary, you should'nt let 'em make you mad

You hold the best you can

And Mary, after all the pain is gone

I'm always gonna live to be your man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She fed it on cream crackers

If it dared to drop a crumb

She kicked it in the kn....rs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mary had a little lamb

She fed it on cream crackers

If it dared to drop a crumb

She kicked it in the kn....rs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like mary shes very tasty and sings for me

Like this?

"Mary"

I love the tone that's in your laugh

Gasping for an extra breath

Waiting for the time to pass

I believe in days ahead

Don't spend another night alone

Cross and wishing you were dead

Mary, you should'nt let 'em make you mad

You hold the best you can

And Mary, after all the pain is gone

I'm always gonna live to be your man

I've had it easy now you see

When I'm down your'e always there

Standing by to comfort me

Someday we'll go round the world

I'll make the journey so sublime

I know you're not a travelln' girl

Mary, you should'nt let 'em make you mad

You hold the best you can

And Mary, after all the pain is gone

I'm always gonna live to be your man

Cause I'd give everything I have

Forget all the things that bring me joy

If you could have one day

Pure and simple happiness

Until that moment comes

I'll be here where I've always been

I'm gonna be your friend

Until the day I die

Mary, you should'nt let 'em make you mad

You hold the best you can

And Mary, after all the pain is gone

I'm always gonna live to be your man"
not quite the mary i got in mind aint that wordy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Sex is bad

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in.

I like your style

I like your class

but most of all i like your ass

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

20,000 volts shot up its arse

and turned it's wool to nylon

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Reminds me of a judge dread lyric...

"Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet, knickers all tattered and torn. It wasnt a spider who sat down beside her, it was little boy blue boy blue with the horn"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sex is bad

Sex is a sin

Sins are forgiven

So stick it in.

I like your style

I like your class

but most of all i like your ass

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Thankyou

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Reminds me of a judge dread lyric...

"Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet, knickers all tattered and torn. It wasnt a spider who sat down beside her, it was little boy blue boy blue with the horn""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary had a little lamb

She tied it to a pylon

20,000 volts shot up its arse

and turned it's wool to nylon"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She put them on the windowsill

To see if they would f.ck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I’ve often seen her little lamb

But never seen her bare

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Mary had a favourite sheep .

The best one in the flock.

With not else to do in Wales

She gave it a cuddle !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mary had a little lamb

She also had a duck

She put them on the windowsill

To see if they would f.ck "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I’ve often seen her little lamb

But never seen her bare

"
I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I’ve often seen her little lamb

But never seen her bare

I have

You would x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary had a favourite sheep .

The best one in the flock.

With not else to do in Wales

She gave it a cuddle !!

That's crap lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mary had a favourite sheep .

The best one in the flock.

With not else to do in Wales

She gave it a cuddle !!

That's crap lol"
It was intentionally crap

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I’ve often seen her little lamb

But never seen her bare

I have

You would x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old mother Hubbard went to the cubourd to give her dog a bone when she bent down the dog turned around and gave her a bone of his own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary had a favourite sheep .

The best one in the flock.

With not else to do in Wales

She gave it a cuddle !!

That's crap lol It was intentionally crap

In that case il let you off

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mary had a favourite sheep .

The best one in the flock.

With not else to do in Wales

She gave it a cuddle !!

That's crap lol It was intentionally crap

In that case il let you off

"
read the second line again out loud

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Mary had a little lamb

She fed it on cream crackers

If it dared to drop a crumb

She kicked it in the kn....rs

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Old mother Hubbard went to the cubourd to give her dog a bone when she bent down the dog turned around and gave her a bone of his own"

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By *agicroundabout3100Couple
over a year ago

Camberley

Love these types of thread, get a bloody good laugh

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

To have a little fun

But silly Jill forgot her pill

And now they've got a son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not funny but it is a poem I wrote this Spring while in Italy

A crimson spring sunset sinks slowly,

Casting shadows down the Appenine vales.

My mind wanders to thoughts of you only,

As I remember one of our tales

Of passion and love, now embers,

Of what they used to be.

Those moments my mind still remembers:

Sweet couplings for you and me.

Our bodies entwined in sated exhaustion

From hours of sensual delight.

Now distant tinges of frustration,

Why couldn’t I make it right?

Your beauty still frequently haunts me,

Though our love like the day faded to night.

The darkness of being so lonely,

I long for one hour in your light..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

It used to jump so high

It jumped into a butchers shop

And now it's in a pie

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Old mother Hubbard

She went to the cupboard

To get the postman a letter

But when she got there

The cupboard was bare

So they did it without, it was better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little pig

She couldn't stop it gruntin'

She took it down the garden path

And kicked the fu**er's c**t in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her fanny. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill was a full on tranny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary, Mary,

Quite contrary

Lets her lady garden grow

But along came Ross

With his big green Bosch

And gave the thing a mow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mary had a favourite sheep .

The best one in the flock.

With not else to do in Wales

She gave it a cuddle !!

That's crap lol It was intentionally crap

In that case il let you off

read the second line again out loud

Hahaha just have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poemers

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

One from my school days....

Mary had a little bike

She rode it round the grass

Every time the wheel went round

A spoke went up her arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little lamb

She named it

Jack Tanny

And if it was a good boy

She would let it lick her Fanny

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