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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As shes the only one who bites gotta be done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There a rat in mi kitchen

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

She's going to kill you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's going to kill you x "

She’s ignoring him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice rat Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's going to kill you x "
muhahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's going to kill you x

She’s ignoring him x"
was your idea why u blaming me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's going to kill you x

She’s ignoring him xwas your idea why u blaming me

Yes of course it was. I always refer to my beautiful lady parts as a rat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's going to kill you x

She’s ignoring him xwas your idea why u blaming me

Yes of course it was. I always refer to my beautiful lady parts as a rat. "
see proved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's going to kill you x

She’s ignoring him xwas your idea why u blaming me

Yes of course it was. I always refer to my beautiful lady parts as a rat. see proved"

It’s fine. Nobody on here is qualified to put forward a true rating anyhooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She's going to kill you x

She’s ignoring him xwas your idea why u blaming me

Yes of course it was. I always refer to my beautiful lady parts as a rat. see proved

It’s fine. Nobody on here is qualified to put forward a true rating anyhooooo

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ok folks she wants just guesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be a dead rat cause it’s guts are hanging out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It must be a dead rat cause it’s guts are hanging out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must be a dead rat cause it’s guts are hanging out

Hahahahahahaha. That’s funny I’ll give you that

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over a year ago

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Better than Roland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than Roland

Thanks for this haha. Me and my big mouth!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Better than Roland

Thanks for this haha. Me and my big mouth!

Love this

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Better than Roland

Thanks for this haha. Me and my big mouth!

Sorry Nora, it was a hard choice between your rat,boobs, camel toe or nobbly knees!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Is it tame?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than Roland

Thanks for this haha. Me and my big mouth!

Love this

He did loads. There’s some awful ones lol. Don’t bump them though! But it was a proper pick on Nora day/week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than Roland

Thanks for this haha. Me and my big mouth!

Sorry Nora, it was a hard choice between your rat,boobs, camel toe or nobbly knees!"

Hahaha. He’s an arse

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Better than Roland

Thanks for this haha. Me and my big mouth!

Love this

He did loads. There’s some awful ones lol. Don’t bump them though! But it was a proper pick on Nora day/week

I remember it well.. proper chuckled at it

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Road kill rat or standard scurrying around rat

There’s a old house track called over like a fat rat

I’ll find a link xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must be a dead rat cause it’s guts are hanging out

I predict two men are going to be killed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than Roland

Thanks for this haha. Me and my big mouth!

Sorry Nora, it was a hard choice between your rat,boobs, camel toe or nobbly knees!

Hahaha. He’s an arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There you go

It’s a good track as it happens

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcv57Ob0Xzo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must be a dead rat cause it’s guts are hanging out

I predict two men are going to be killed.....

xN"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I remember this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember this one

The thread or the rat?

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By *ushy 99Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby

Easy 10/10

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I remember this one

The thread or the rat?

The thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy 10/10"

That’s a very accurate guess there Mr Mushy. Well done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking about Nora's axe wound ?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

Chuffing fucking Nora! Quality thread this. I’ll rate Nora’s rat worth a nibble at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d poke it with a stick first see if it growls x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a happy place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d poke it with a stick first see if it growls x

It doesn’t only growl it bites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d poke it with a stick first see if it growls x

It doesn’t only growl it bites!"

Result does it swallow too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d poke it with a stick first see if it growls x

It doesn’t only growl it bites!

Result does it swallow too ?

Haha

that make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d poke it with a stick first see if it growls x

It doesn’t only growl it bites!

Result does it swallow too ?

Haha

that make me chuckle

Made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy 10/10

That’s a very accurate guess there Mr Mushy. Well done!"

If your score was lower (hypothetically speaking), I'd suggest that you went on an acidic diet to balance your vaginal PH, plus to avoid penetration of any sort for a considerable amount of time.

Well done on your high score, you can drink, eat and smoke as you wish!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

"Easy 10/10

That’s a very accurate guess there Mr Mushy. Well done!

If your score was lower (hypothetically speaking), I'd suggest that you went on an acidic diet to balance your vaginal PH, plus to avoid penetration of any sort for a considerable amount of time.

Well done on your high score, you can drink, eat and smoke as you wish!

xN"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy 10/10

That’s a very accurate guess there Mr Mushy. Well done!

If your score was lower (hypothetically speaking), I'd suggest that you went on an acidic diet to balance your vaginal PH, plus to avoid penetration of any sort for a considerable amount of time.

Well done on your high score, you can drink, eat and smoke as you wish!

xN"

. As long as I don’t have to resort to the toilet brush and bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy 10/10

That’s a very accurate guess there Mr Mushy. Well done!

If your score was lower (hypothetically speaking), I'd suggest that you went on an acidic diet to balance your vaginal PH, plus to avoid penetration of any sort for a considerable amount of time.

Well done on your high score, you can drink, eat and smoke as you wish!

. As long as I don’t have to resort to the toilet brush and bleach

Bog brush, darling.... And a bit of dettol should do the trick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy 10/10

That’s a very accurate guess there Mr Mushy. Well done!

If your score was lower (hypothetically speaking), I'd suggest that you went on an acidic diet to balance your vaginal PH, plus to avoid penetration of any sort for a considerable amount of time.

Well done on your high score, you can drink, eat and smoke as you wish!

. As long as I don’t have to resort to the toilet brush and bleach

Bog brush, darling.... And a bit of dettol should do the trick...

xN"

Damn and all this time I’ve been relying on pampers wipes.

. Note to self - check vaginal PH balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy 10/10

That’s a very accurate guess there Mr Mushy. Well done!

If your score was lower (hypothetically speaking), I'd suggest that you went on an acidic diet to balance your vaginal PH, plus to avoid penetration of any sort for a considerable amount of time.

Well done on your high score, you can drink, eat and smoke as you wish!

. As long as I don’t have to resort to the toilet brush and bleach

Bog brush, darling.... And a bit of dettol should do the trick...

Damn and all this time I’ve been relying on pampers wipes.

. Note to self - check vaginal PH balance "

I bet you can find it - Amazon Prime I reckon....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d poke it with a stick first see if it growls x

It doesn’t only growl it bites!

Result does it swallow too ?

Haha

that make me chuckle

Made "

I try’s my best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha"
i totally forgot i did it

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back

Well I'll rate it after she's fed it to my snake

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Well I'll rate it after she's fed it to my snake

Filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'll rate it after she's fed it to my snake

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how many times im not your snake

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Well I'll rate it after she's fed it to my snake

how many times im not your snake

You cannot have Noras rat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'll rate it after she's fed it to my snake

how many times im not your snake

You cannot have Noras rat.... "
shes a lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems an appropriate bump lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s her rats name?

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over a year ago

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Solid 5/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bringing back a classic

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bringing back a classic

Amen!

I’ll give Nora’s rat a solid 10. Indeed, a finer specimen there surely could never be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bringing back a classic

Amen!

I’ll give Nora’s rat a solid 10. Indeed, a finer specimen there surely could never be

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cant believe shes not here to see your 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's a rat fan. ^

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bringing back a classic

Amen!

I’ll give Nora’s rat a solid 10. Indeed, a finer specimen there surely could never be

cant believe shes not here to see your 10"

Many proud songs are sung of Nora’s wondrous rat; I even released a full album dedicated to it…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate Nora’s what?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh she is not going to be happy about this revival...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of rats

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not a fan of rats

Not even Nora's?

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Oh she is not going to be happy about this revival...

Haven't read anything bar the thread title.

I'm assuming it's an innocent discussion about the quality of a medium sized long tailed rodent, yes......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fan of rats

Not even Nora's? "

Does it bite?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not a fan of rats

Not even Nora's?

Does it bite?"

No, but Nora does

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh she is not going to be happy about this revival...

Haven't read anything bar the thread title.

I'm assuming it's an innocent discussion about the quality of a medium sized long tailed rodent, yes......

I don't have the authority to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fan of rats

Not even Nora's?

Does it bite?

No, but Nora does"

Bite?

Chew you up and spit you out more like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is this?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we admire a hot Chicken in stead

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Wtf is this?!"

Nora will explain everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a fan of rats

Not even Nora's?

Does it bite?

No, but Nora does

Bite?

Chew you up and spit you out more like! "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant believe Nora was offline when this this up on page 1 yesterday ..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cant believe Nora was offline when this this up on page 1 yesterday ..

Omg Dan!!

. This is about 8 years old!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Cant believe Nora was offline when this this up on page 1 yesterday ..

I was out getting my rat rated

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

"Cant believe Nora was offline when this this up on page 1 yesterday ..

I was out getting my rat rated

I’m still sticking with a solid 8

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/05/23 19:19:07]

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"[Rat rated by poster at 18/05/23 19:19:07]"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

For some inexplicable reason I thought the thread title was in Latin and I was trying to decipher it

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"For some inexplicable reason I thought the thread title was in Latin and I was trying to decipher it

I just tried on a link translator on Google.

Rate Nora's rat becomes 'Rate Nora's rat' apparently.

Very unexciting.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"For some inexplicable reason I thought the thread title was in Latin and I was trying to decipher it

I just tried on a link translator on Google.

Rate Nora's rat becomes 'Rate Nora's rat' apparently.

Very unexciting.

My tired brain saw rata. I thought it meant something like the rate of our rats

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"For some inexplicable reason I thought the thread title was in Latin and I was trying to decipher it

I just tried on a link translator on Google.

Rate Nora's rat becomes 'Rate Nora's rat' apparently.

Very unexciting.

My tired brain saw rata. I thought it meant something like the rate of our rats

nora is daughter in law in Latin according to Google translate.

Rate my daughter in law's rat

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Solid 5/7

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"For some inexplicable reason I thought the thread title was in Latin and I was trying to decipher it

I just tried on a link translator on Google.

Rate Nora's rat becomes 'Rate Nora's rat' apparently.

Very unexciting.

My tired brain saw rata. I thought it meant something like the rate of our rats

nora is daughter in law in Latin according to Google translate.

Rate my daughter in law's rat

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Wasnt me there was full stops and stuff i aint into that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Wasnt me there was full stops and stuff i aint into that

God I’ve had some stick over the years! It’s little wonder I’m just a shell of my former self

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Wasnt me there was full stops and stuff i aint into that

God I’ve had some stick over the years! It’s little wonder I’m just a shell of my former self "
shells are pretty things tho

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Wasnt me there was full stops and stuff i aint into that

God I’ve had some stick over the years! It’s little wonder I’m just a shell of my former self shells are pretty things tho"

You can hear the sea if you put your ear to my minge

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Wasnt me there was full stops and stuff i aint into that

God I’ve had some stick over the years! It’s little wonder I’m just a shell of my former self shells are pretty things tho

You can hear the sea if you put your ear to my minge "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wasnt me there was full stops and stuff i aint into that

God I’ve had some stick over the years! It’s little wonder I’m just a shell of my former self shells are pretty things tho

You can hear the sea if you put your ear to my minge "

I can confirm this. I have heard the sea many times

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Wasnt me there was full stops and stuff i aint into that

God I’ve had some stick over the years! It’s little wonder I’m just a shell of my former self shells are pretty things tho

You can hear the sea if you put your ear to my minge

I can confirm this. I have heard the sea many times

"
could be worse it could be playing we all live in a yellow submarine

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

"Wasnt me there was full stops and stuff i aint into that

God I’ve had some stick over the years! It’s little wonder I’m just a shell of my former self shells are pretty things tho

You can hear the sea if you put your ear to my minge "

I can hear the waves crashing now

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Why the hell not

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

🤣🤣🤣 this has come out every year forever 🤣. Aw the lovely people on this thread though! Mr M Miss Red! Must be about 10 years old this thread!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Best thread topic ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey ..this is a vintage thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen it

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

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By *mf123Man
2 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

As its beaver day i suppose

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