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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... come hear the music play

Life is a Fabaret old chum

Come join the Fabaret!

What's your act?

What are you bringing to the party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food. Always food

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Food. Always food "

Pizza?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I will sing Live is a losing game a la Amy Winehouse. I can also walk very fast and eat a lot of After Eights. Let nobody say I'm not talented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come do one of those balloon burlesque acts?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

*love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Food. Always food

Pizza? "

If it is loaded with fat and carbs....absobloodylutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap whores.

They're the best xXx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come do one of those balloon burlesque acts? "

Of course you can

If you have an act, you get your own changing area away from Torch's cheap whores

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will sing Live is a losing game a la Amy Winehouse. I can also walk very fast and eat a lot of After Eights. Let nobody say I'm not talented "

Can you do all 3 at once though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkwardness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I can recite rude poetry and I’ll bring rum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will sing Live is a losing game a la Amy Winehouse. I can also walk very fast and eat a lot of After Eights. Let nobody say I'm not talented

Can you do all 3 at once though? "

She has to 'walk off' all the After Eights she scoffed and didn't share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE "

There's always CAKE

Pizza AND Cake though

Even better!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can recite rude poetry and I’ll bring rum. "

Dressed as a Pirate I hope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE

There's always CAKE

Pizza AND Cake though

Even better!"

I want a pizza now, and live miles away from town and no delivery services where I live

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I will sing Live is a losing game a la Amy Winehouse. I can also walk very fast and eat a lot of After Eights. Let nobody say I'm not talented

Can you do all 3 at once though? "

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awkwardness "

There's a fast walking woman who reeks of peppermint, another with balloons over her fanny and another pissed in the corner going oooarrr oooarr

I think that's enough awkwardness for one party

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Awkwardness

There's a fast walking woman who reeks of peppermint, another with balloons over her fanny and another pissed in the corner going oooarrr oooarr

I think that's enough awkwardness for one party "

That's a standard Friday night round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could bring some Welsh people

I say bring...they've started following me everywhere.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"I can recite rude poetry and I’ll bring rum.

Dressed as a Pirate I hope?"

I was thinking more along the lines of a Sailor Jerry pin up who has seen better days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring my guitar and we can sing Kumbaya

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE

There's always CAKE

Pizza AND Cake though

Even better!

I want a pizza now, and live miles away from town and no delivery services where I live "

Not that I wish to make matters worse, but I discovered last night that the Asda near me does a pizza meal deal in the cafe

1/4 of a 16" pizza, chips, soft drink and a 100ml ben & jerrys for a fiver

No candles or napkins though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE

There's always CAKE

Pizza AND Cake though

Even better!

I want a pizza now, and live miles away from town and no delivery services where I live

Not that I wish to make matters worse, but I discovered last night that the Asda near me does a pizza meal deal in the cafe

1/4 of a 16" pizza, chips, soft drink and a 100ml ben & jerrys for a fiver

No candles or napkins though "

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll bring my guitar and we can sing Kumbaya "

At the after party, round the camp fire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could bring some Welsh people

I say bring...they've started following me everywhere."

It's your own fault

You brought it on yourself

I believe you do have a look of Max Boyce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting shitfaced and making everyone feel awkward by constantly talking about anal sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Getting shitfaced and making everyone feel awkward by constantly talking about anal sex"

You have previous at this don't you?

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop


"... come hear the music play

Life is a Fabaret old chum

Come join the Fabaret!

What's your act?

What are you bringing to the party?"

I love that film!! You got me singing! Albeit badly.

I bring to the party.....ear plugs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... come hear the music play

Life is a Fabaret old chum

Come join the Fabaret!

What's your act?

What are you bringing to the party?

I love that film!! You got me singing! Albeit badly.

I bring to the party.....ear plugs. "

Yay me too

It's shower singing music

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Oh, I just remembered the magic word.....CAKE "

Someone mention cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll bring my guitar and we can sing Kumbaya

At the after party, round the camp fire? "

I do enjoy a sing-song around a camp fire, but it wouldn’t really be Kumbaya

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I shall waggle my left ear while tieing knots in cherry stems with my tongue, balanced on one leg, spinning a hula hoop.

If it all goes horribly wrong I shall then pretend it was supposed to be a contortionist act

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