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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just cant

Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance

I need something or someone else to do before I explode!

Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got something you can eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got something you can eat

Is it calorie free though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got something you can eat

Is it calorie free though?

Absolutely my sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol calorie free here too

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I have something you can suck on will keep you out the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol calorie free here too

Maybe if I ran to Yaxley I could lose a few pounds

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

STOP EATING!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"STOP EATING!!!"

I really cant

I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!

I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"STOP EATING!!!

I really cant

I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!

I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop

Start running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got something you can eat

Me too. And if you’re a good girl you’ll get the special creamy goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol calorie free here too

Maybe if I ran to Yaxley I could lose a few pounds

Just a gentle jog will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need something to stop your appetite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag more, eat more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need something to stop your appetite "

The only thing that stops my appetite is stress and I don't want any of that

A new FWB might help though

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a similarly curious condition in that I can’t walk past a kebab or burger van without gormandising their food....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shag more, eat more

Noooooo!

I don't need to eat more

You're advice is rubbish get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swap fridges with me! All I have in mine is bottled water and some cat food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, are we sisters?

I’m not even chewing food any more, just inhaling it. Oink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a similarly curious condition in that I can’t walk past a kebab or burger van without gormandising their food...."

I feel your pain - at least they're outside- the fridge is just seconds away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same. I mean sweets are for sharing? No way. Once you pop. Can't stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat less poo more! Problem solved!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swap fridges with me! All I have in mine is bottled water and some cat food

Have you tried the cat food?

Is it nice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op, are we sisters?

I’m not even chewing food any more, just inhaling it. Oink

But where are you putting this food?

Those long legs must be hollow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same. I mean sweets are for sharing? No way. Once you pop. Can't stop. "

Sharing - pffffft!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat less poo more! Problem solved!!

Thanks Yoda

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I’ve eaten non stop since Easter

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've finished my dinner ..end of

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just cant

Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance

I need something or someone else to do before I explode!

Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?

This made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just cant

Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance

I need something or someone else to do before I explode!

Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?

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I have beans and yes I can walk past fridge because where I am their isn't one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve eaten non stop since Easter

Same

Easter 1980

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got something you can eat

Is it calorie free though?

Low calorie / high protein maybe?

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've finished my dinner ..end of

Show off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That has been my life for the last few days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just cant

Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance

I need something or someone else to do before I explode!

Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?

This made me laugh

It's a serious post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swap fridges with me! All I have in mine is bottled water and some cat food

Have you tried the cat food?

Is it nice?

No, and I don't even have a cat. The tin of food came with the rented apartment. I'm not entirely sure why but I don't want to throw it away in case a hungry cat turns up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That has been my life for the last few days

At least its only days - mine has been years!

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

"Swap fridges with me! All I have in mine is bottled water and some cat food

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we have almost identical fridges

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By *uriosityloveCouple
over a year ago

dudley

This post hit me hard - I feels ya

Need my mouth sowing up!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swap fridges with me! All I have in mine is bottled water and some cat food

we have almost identical fridges

This is why you have a lovely figure!

The secret = never go food shopping and only buy cat food and water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This post hit me hard - I feels ya

Need my mouth sowing up!!!"

I'd put chocolate bars in the blender

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just cant

Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance

I need something or someone else to do before I explode!

Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?

This made me laugh

It's a serious post

Get one of those special fridges that oinks like a pig when you open it.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ve just made a gorgeous tea.

Spinach, cucumber, basil, coriander and couscous salad with tandoori chicken with a yoghurt and mint dressing.

Was delicious.

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By *uriosityloveCouple
over a year ago

dudley

Milkshakes all rounddddddd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just cant

Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance

I need something or someone else to do before I explode!

Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?

This made me laugh

It's a serious post

Get one of those special fridges that oinks like a pig when you open it. "

Haha - omg is this a thing?

I need one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just made a gorgeous tea.

Spinach, cucumber, basil, coriander and couscous salad with tandoori chicken with a yoghurt and mint dressing.

Was delicious. "

Oh yummy

Sounds amazing - you forgot the naan

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Same!!

I am studying and eat constantly while I’m studying in fact I eat that much I don’t have time to study!!

Finish in September and kidding myself on I will eat less then

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just cant

Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance

I need something or someone else to do before I explode!

Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?

This made me laugh

It's a serious post

Get one of those special fridges that oinks like a pig when you open it.

Haha - omg is this a thing?

I need one

No I made it up

shall we go on dragons den?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’ve just made a gorgeous tea.

Spinach, cucumber, basil, coriander and couscous salad with tandoori chicken with a yoghurt and mint dressing.

Was delicious.

Oh yummy

Sounds amazing - you forgot the naan

Mmm yes that would have been nice..... I’m trying to be good and not have bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Same!!

I am studying and eat constantly while I’m studying in fact I eat that much I don’t have time to study!!

Finish in September and kidding myself on I will eat less then

But at least you're learning while you eat - my mind goes blank - picture Honer Simpson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just cant

Soon I'm going to have to be craned out of the window of my house by the fire brigade and taken in a special fat persons ambulance

I need something or someone else to do before I explode!

Who else cant walk past the fridge without opening it?

This made me laugh

It's a serious post

Get one of those special fridges that oinks like a pig when you open it.

Haha - omg is this a thing?

I need one

No I made it up

shall we go on dragons den?"

I think this would sell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve just made a gorgeous tea.

Spinach, cucumber, basil, coriander and couscous salad with tandoori chicken with a yoghurt and mint dressing.

Was delicious.

Oh yummy

Sounds amazing - you forgot the naan

Mmm yes that would have been nice..... I’m trying to be good and not have bread "

Bread is the food of the gods!

Well done for cutting it out though - I'd rather be fat than give up bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat less poo more! Problem solved!!

Thanks Yoda

Best compliment ever!

Fanks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, are we sisters?

I’m not even chewing food any more, just inhaling it. Oink

But where are you putting this food?

Those long legs must be hollow!

It’s all going straight to my cake-pot

I swear, I’d been doing so well for a year. Down from a size 14 to 10.

3weeks ago, BANG. I didn’t just fall off the wagon, I wrote it off. I need to kick myself up the arse tomorrow.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"STOP EATING!!!

I really cant

I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!

I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop

Wine makes me want to eat pizza !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"STOP EATING!!!

I really cant

I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!

I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop

Wine makes me want to eat pizza !! "

‘Opens the dominos app while pouring a glass of red’

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"STOP EATING!!!

I really cant

I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!

I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop

Wine makes me want to eat pizza !!

‘Opens the dominos app while pouring a glass of red’

Oh you tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"STOP EATING!!!

I really cant

I'm making dinner now and I've eaten most of it while cooking it!

I'm going to have to drink wine - it's the only way to stop

Wine makes me want to eat pizza !! "

Mmmmm pizza

I want pizza now!

(Pig emoji)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You need someone to do, definitely. Sort it out Mary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need someone to do, definitely. Sort it out Mary.

I really do!

I'm too busy eating though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need something to stop your appetite

The only thing that stops my appetite is stress and I don't want any of that

A new FWB might help though

A fwb that gives you stress maybe?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

After some deep reflection I have come up with an awesome solution!

Turn off thy fridge; In this humid weather, everything will spoil in a small matter of time and you will no longer wish to eat it

You see, witness my powers of logic; They are truly astounding

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

I enjoy long romantic walks..to the fridge.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Pop a child lock on the fridge... Then you need a 5yr old to open it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I enjoy long romantic walks..to the fridge. "

Aww

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"I enjoy long romantic walks..to the fridge.

Aww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After some deep reflection I have come up with an awesome solution!

Turn off thy fridge; In this humid weather, everything will spoil in a small matter of time and you will no longer wish to eat it

You see, witness my powers of logic; They are truly astounding

Get out of the thread!

I made lasagne this evening - which is obviously enough to feed 10 people

Throw it away

Don't be ridiculous!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"After some deep reflection I have come up with an awesome solution!

Turn off thy fridge; In this humid weather, everything will spoil in a small matter of time and you will no longer wish to eat it

You see, witness my powers of logic; They are truly astounding

Get out of the thread!

I made lasagne this evening - which is obviously enough to feed 10 people

Throw it away

Don't be ridiculous!"

Lasagne did you say? Er....well.....as I’m such a chivalrous type of guy, I could in an entirely selfless act of valiant gallantry, take it off your hands to spare you the sinful temptation.

*prepares knife and fork* .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment, me

I'm not stressed, but certainly headed in that direction

1st sign of stress and my appetite kicks in

Worse still, it's always carbs it heads for

Bread is like smack to me

If it's edible, it can go on a butty, or if not, with a butty

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