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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well shes at it again pestering me to do rating threads ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha watch out for camels they can spit

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

2 humps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha watch out for camels they can spit "
im not saying that to her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg she is going to kill you!!!! Lol!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Omg she is going to kill you!!!! Lol!!

PT x"

her idea honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She told me it was an Alpaca but it still spits..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Is Nora Australian? (the largest exporter of camel produce in the world)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Omg she is going to kill you!!!! Lol!!

PT x

her idea honest "

Now I've never met Nora, but from what I can tell from the forum I very much doubt that!!! Lol!!

PT x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus wept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/19 08:40:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'd give her one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. "

You are on thin ice my pedigree chum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give her one."

Just the one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give her one.

Just the one?"

That would be a dromedary....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give her one.

Just the one?

That would be a dromedary.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.

You are on thin ice my pedigree chum "

im heavy for you to be under it when it breaks tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give her one.

Just the one?

That would be a dromedary....

"

Even one hump would be nice.....

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.

You are on thin ice my pedigree chum "

I love that line.......

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.

You are on thin ice my pedigree chum

I love that line.......

M"

My daily life consists of snatch quotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a camel? What's it called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She has a camel? What's it called? "

Hump ty Dumpty

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s a bit of nasty growler really

If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a bit of nasty growler really

If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that! "

I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a bit of nasty growler really

If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that!

I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair "

Im just imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger now "you're one ugly motherfucker" hahaha

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"It’s a bit of nasty growler really

If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that!

I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair Im just imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger now "you're one ugly motherfucker" hahaha "

If it’s bleeds it can die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a bit of nasty growler really

If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that!

I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair Im just imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger now "you're one ugly motherfucker" hahaha "

So that’s why people keep saying that! I need to watch his film

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

OMG. Only now have I finally been made aware of what this camel malarky stuff is

What an innocent noob I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG. Only now have I finally been made aware of what this camel malarky stuff is

What an innocent noob I am! "

You’re so foreign sometimes . Soooo cute. Makes me wanna squeeze them chubby cheeks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"OMG. Only now have I finally been made aware of what this camel malarky stuff is

What an innocent noob I am!

You’re so foreign sometimes . Soooo cute. Makes me wanna squeeze them chubby cheeks "

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"I'd give her one.

Just the one?"

An italian a french man and an English guy having a drink, talk turns to sex..

French guy says" last night I make love to my lady three times and when I left this morning ze lady says I am a magnificent lover!!"...

Italian says "only tree, I make love to my lady four times.. and this morning when I left she says I am the greatest."

English guy says "last night I only did it once...!!". "Once..pah..!! And what did the lady say to you this morning.. ?"

.

"please don't stop!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd give her one.

Just the one?

An italian a french man and an English guy having a drink, talk turns to sex..

French guy says" last night I make love to my lady three times and when I left this morning ze lady says I am a magnificent lover!!"...

Italian says "only tree, I make love to my lady four times.. and this morning when I left she says I am the greatest."

English guy says "last night I only did it once...!!". "Once..pah..!! And what did the lady say to you this morning.. ?"

.

"please don't stop!!" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I see no wild life ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Stop bumping! It was nearly gone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Stop bumping! It was nearly gone!"

no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rate it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity.

Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity.

Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage "

What time and where? Can you give me half hour?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity.

Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage

What time and where? Can you give me half hour? "

Half an hour to be ready?

Or half an hour of homage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity.

Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage

What time and where? Can you give me half hour?

Half an hour to be ready?

Or half an hour of homage? "

How did that sentence turn me on. It’s not even sexy! I need to marry this man

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Who? Me?

Or the homage provider?

I'm asking lots of questions today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who? Me?

Or the homage provider?

I'm asking lots of questions today "

Haha I meant him but you’ll do

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Who? Me?

Or the homage provider?

I'm asking lots of questions today

Haha I meant him but you’ll do "

Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

I could not possible comment about Nora's camal toe as I have not seen it. I am more that willing to inspect it so I am able to give a true and honest opinion of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who? Me?

Or the homage provider?

I'm asking lots of questions today

Haha I meant him but you’ll do

Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe"

Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See told u she begged for more threads

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Who? Me?

Or the homage provider?

I'm asking lots of questions today

Haha I meant him but you’ll do

Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe

Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey! "

And there goes my balloon ... thoroughly deflated

*Monkey contemplates removing Nora from the hot list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who? Me?

Or the homage provider?

I'm asking lots of questions today

Haha I meant him but you’ll do

Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe

Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey!

And there goes my balloon ... thoroughly deflated

*Monkey contemplates removing Nora from the hot list* "

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.

You are on thin ice my pedigree chum

I love that line.......

M

My daily life consists of snatch quotes "

Have you seen Snatch Wars?

Snatch and Star Wars mash up.

Brilliant.

https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.

You are on thin ice my pedigree chum

I love that line.......

M

My daily life consists of snatch quotes

Have you seen Snatch Wars?

Snatch and Star Wars mash up.

Brilliant.

https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk

M

"

Yes I have! And it’s hilarious!!

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South


"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye.

You are on thin ice my pedigree chum

I love that line.......

M

My daily life consists of snatch quotes

Have you seen Snatch Wars?

Snatch and Star Wars mash up.

Brilliant.

https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk

M

Yes I have! And it’s hilarious!!"

Without doubt one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

M

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By *mf123Man
47 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester

You’ve well done this because she’s buggered off for Christmas

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
47 weeks ago

Torquay

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

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