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"Ha ha watch out for camels they can spit " im not saying that to her lol | |||
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" Omg she is going to kill you!!!! Lol!! PT x" her idea honest | |||
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. " You are on thin ice my pedigree chum | |||
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"I'd give her one. Just the one?" That would be a dromedary.... | |||
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"I'd give her one. Just the one? That would be a dromedary.... " | |||
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. You are on thin ice my pedigree chum " im heavy for you to be under it when it breaks tho lol | |||
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"I'd give her one. Just the one? That would be a dromedary.... " Even one hump would be nice..... | |||
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. You are on thin ice my pedigree chum " I love that line....... M | |||
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. You are on thin ice my pedigree chum I love that line....... M" My daily life consists of snatch quotes | |||
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"It’s a bit of nasty growler really If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that! " I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair | |||
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"It’s a bit of nasty growler really If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that! I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair " Im just imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger now "you're one ugly motherfucker" hahaha | |||
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"It’s a bit of nasty growler really If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that! I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair Im just imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger now "you're one ugly motherfucker" hahaha " If it’s bleeds it can die | |||
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"It’s a bit of nasty growler really If you’ve seen the film Predator, the bit were he takes his mask off, well it looks like that! I’ve not seen that but just googled it and yeah pretty spot on to be fair Im just imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger now "you're one ugly motherfucker" hahaha " So that’s why people keep saying that! I need to watch his film | |||
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"OMG. Only now have I finally been made aware of what this camel malarky stuff is What an innocent noob I am! " You’re so foreign sometimes . Soooo cute. Makes me wanna squeeze them chubby cheeks | |||
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"OMG. Only now have I finally been made aware of what this camel malarky stuff is What an innocent noob I am! You’re so foreign sometimes . Soooo cute. Makes me wanna squeeze them chubby cheeks " | |||
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"I'd give her one. Just the one?" An italian a french man and an English guy having a drink, talk turns to sex.. French guy says" last night I make love to my lady three times and when I left this morning ze lady says I am a magnificent lover!!"... Italian says "only tree, I make love to my lady four times.. and this morning when I left she says I am the greatest." English guy says "last night I only did it once...!!". "Once..pah..!! And what did the lady say to you this morning.. ?" . "please don't stop!!" | |||
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"I'd give her one. Just the one? An italian a french man and an English guy having a drink, talk turns to sex.. French guy says" last night I make love to my lady three times and when I left this morning ze lady says I am a magnificent lover!!"... Italian says "only tree, I make love to my lady four times.. and this morning when I left she says I am the greatest." English guy says "last night I only did it once...!!". "Once..pah..!! And what did the lady say to you this morning.. ?" . "please don't stop!!" " | |||
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"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity. Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage " What time and where? Can you give me half hour? | |||
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"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity. Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage What time and where? Can you give me half hour? " Half an hour to be ready? Or half an hour of homage? | |||
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"Nora’s camel is a truly majestic entity. Indeed, I shall bow down upon my knees before it and pay diligent homage What time and where? Can you give me half hour? Half an hour to be ready? Or half an hour of homage? " How did that sentence turn me on. It’s not even sexy! I need to marry this man | |||
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"Who? Me? Or the homage provider? I'm asking lots of questions today " Haha I meant him but you’ll do | |||
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"Who? Me? Or the homage provider? I'm asking lots of questions today Haha I meant him but you’ll do " Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe | |||
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"Who? Me? Or the homage provider? I'm asking lots of questions today Haha I meant him but you’ll do Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe" Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey! | |||
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"Who? Me? Or the homage provider? I'm asking lots of questions today Haha I meant him but you’ll do Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey! " And there goes my balloon ... thoroughly deflated *Monkey contemplates removing Nora from the hot list* | |||
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"Who? Me? Or the homage provider? I'm asking lots of questions today Haha I meant him but you’ll do Kerching... he shoots her scores!! Hehe Damn I thought I was speaking to red not the monkey! And there goes my balloon ... thoroughly deflated *Monkey contemplates removing Nora from the hot list* " | |||
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. You are on thin ice my pedigree chum I love that line....... M My daily life consists of snatch quotes " Have you seen Snatch Wars? Snatch and Star Wars mash up. Brilliant. https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk M | |||
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. You are on thin ice my pedigree chum I love that line....... M My daily life consists of snatch quotes Have you seen Snatch Wars? Snatch and Star Wars mash up. Brilliant. https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk M " Yes I have! And it’s hilarious!! | |||
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"Thread coming up saying rate your false teeth and black eye. You are on thin ice my pedigree chum I love that line....... M My daily life consists of snatch quotes Have you seen Snatch Wars? Snatch and Star Wars mash up. Brilliant. https://youtu.be/vskHXtPuvBk M Yes I have! And it’s hilarious!!" Without doubt one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. M | |||
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