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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One of the guys who I do the school run with is as fit as fuck and lives about 10 doors away.now is this to close to home ?? Or not and if not how do I approach this..he's single so he ain't getting any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are 10 doors down a band?

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Are 10 doors down a band?"

Isn't that 3 doors down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are 10 doors down a band?

Isn't that 3 doors down? "

Yes!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Maybe it's just The Doors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 doors is not that near that I would call a neighbour lol. Go for it x xx he would need to be off his head if he didn't fancy you x your pics are lovely x ??x Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tar.xxx

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Why is it a problem if he's too close? If you like him then go for it. Being close could mean you get to go for it a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked my neighbour,,we don't even make eye contact now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't see why not...

Just cos he's single doesn't mean he isn't getting any though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there not in the same house....Or related then it's not too close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet it’s Scott Robinson!

Just mind Charlene doesn’t find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just don't no how to approach it without looking stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope it's not . And I hope you don't think about telling her lol.what a bummer for the girl now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't no how to approach it without looking stupid"

Give him your number, if he's interested he'll call/text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know he's not getting any?

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

Just knock him up and ask him. Get straight to the point" you never know if you dont try.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I wish I lived ten doors down from you

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By *azakerleyLadMan
over a year ago

fazakerley

A woman who lives 21 doors down from me has had me balls deep in her a few times and always calls me for more when we are both free. Do it and u leash the frustration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him if he wants to go back to yours for a drink on the way back, then sit on his face

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day

Lol I once dated a girl who was next door...used to jump over the garden fence and go through the back...good times. The convenience was bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy for a year off here, he lives 2 doors away. It was a great year! Still meet him randomly now when we are horny

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Just don't no how to approach it without looking stupid

Give him your number, if he's interested he'll call/text "

Maybe not this aggressively but small convo would be nice. Maybe talk about an upcoming school fare to break the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh life’s too short. Your an adult , your single he is so easy days. It’s only sex!! No biggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I talk to him every day I'm just gonna tell him and give him my number if he doesn't wanna then sod him I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's single but I'm not

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"I talk to him every day I'm just gonna tell him and give him my number if he doesn't wanna then sod him I guess"

His loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's single but I'm not"

Ahhh well then I dunno me personally would never cheat I’d rather leave. But I’m not here to judge. If you want to why don’t you just tell him to his face your situation, and tell him to u would love to fuck him ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I talk to him every day I'm just gonna tell him and give him my number if he doesn't wanna then sod him I guess

His loss "

Can I ask why you say “ his loss”? Just curios

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"He's single but I'm not"

Get him fab then, just mention it and then send him a wink once he has joined. Subtle ish way of doing it lol.

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"I talk to him every day I'm just gonna tell him and give him my number if he doesn't wanna then sod him I guess

His loss

Can I ask why you say “ his loss”? Just curios "

If he is single and not getting any like you said then it’s his loss as it’s a missed opportunity to get some with a beautiful woman but others might see it differently than I do.

Like someone said earlier it’s only sex so no biggie right? *shrugs shoulders*

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Aaah you poor dumb cuckold husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you know he's not getting any? "

Yeah he could be indulging in minge.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Fuck him, or don't.

Simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It shouldn't matter if he's a neighbour lol that's even better no travelling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaah you poor dumb cuckold husband. "

Why do you assume her husband is a cuck? And secondly why does this make him poor and dumb? Are you stereo typing or being serious? I know a couple of very masculine men whom are far from poor and dumb and can be dominant, yet they enjoy occasionally being a cuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaah you poor dumb cuckold husband.

Why do you assume her husband is a cuck? And secondly why does this make him poor and dumb? Are you stereo typing or being serious? I know a couple of very masculine men whom are far from poor and dumb and can be dominant, yet they enjoy occasionally being a cuck? "

If the op is, in fact married, I'm guessing that the guy she wants to bang will be thinking the same. When a man sleeps with another mans wife, he is in essence dominating the man.

Things are very different for men, than they are women. I’m guessing the guy will be letting all of his mates know also, leading the husband to be seen as the local jester (as they would assume he’d be entirely unaware)

This shouldn’t be the case though. When a woman is in this situation, she garners sympathy, a man gets pitied and seen as well....a cuck.

Just my two pence as to what she may have meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the guys who I do the school run with is as fit as fuck and lives about 10 doors away.now is this to close to home ?? Or not and if not how do I approach this..he's single so he ain't getting any"
I wouldn't, if things go wrong he could take revenge on your house lol

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By *rMister40Man
over a year ago

Kingston

Do it girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been fucking with a neighbor 5 mins down the road for a while now. Very convenient when someone on this site lets you down.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

let him finger you and see how it goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've been fucking with a neighbor 5 mins down the road for a while now. Very convenient when someone on this site lets you down."
People on this site let you down............. Never it's unheard of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes I am married but it's been completely sexless for 7 years I wouldn't be on here if I didn't have to

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Just don't no how to approach it without looking stupid

Give him your number, if he's interested he'll call/text

Maybe not this aggressively but small convo would be nice. Maybe talk about an upcoming school fare to break the ice "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's single so he ain't getting any.."

This made my day. Well done, OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He said he isn't getting any weather it was a joke I don't no! but hes word were he lives like a hermit with just him and his kid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/07/19 06:44:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine the backlash if a guy posted about ' women not getting any because they're single'

Obviously who could resist such charm

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By *hatterbox 2Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

bit too close to home if you ask me if it all goes tits up who knows what could happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 11/07/19 06:44:06]"

Why not just get a divorce? I’m sure that your hubby desires to do the same. At least discuss an open marriage before you sleep with the neighbours...

I also feel sorry for your husband if he’s in the dark about all of this.

Here was me thinking that swinging was all about honesty and respect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's 20 years older than me and can't physically have sex now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine the backlash if a guy posted about ' women not getting any because they're single'

Obviously who could resist such charm

"

And just to reiterate, you're married ans ain't getting any, so that blows that judgement out of the aether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine the backlash if a guy posted about ' women not getting any because they're single'

Obviously who could resist such charm

And just to reiterate, you're married ans ain't getting any, so that blows that judgement out of the aether"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ppl just assume the worse on here with out the facts ...it was a simple question do I fuck my neighbour not ???? But turned in to a judgement conversation with ppl who haven't a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's 20 years older than me and can't physically have sex now"

Such irony, your profile states ‘no married men’ whilst you yourself, are married.

Lady

Doth

Protest...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My husband is disabled fgs and he no's about this and no I won't see married men which is my choice ... anyone else wanna judge feel free cos your all so perfect in your happy life's lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Don't see why not...

Just cos he's single doesn't mean he isn't getting any though."

I thought that...he might be on here

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Ppl just assume the worse on here with out the facts ...it was a simple question do I fuck my neighbour not ???? But turned in to a judgement conversation with ppl who haven't a clue"

If you move got agood vibe then fuck him and enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of the guys who I do the school run with is as fit as fuck and lives about 10 doors away.now is this to close to home ?? Or not and if not how do I approach this..he's single so he ain't getting any"

If you're both single, willing & can be grown ups about it then why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband is disabled fgs and he no's about this and no I won't see married men which is my choice ... anyone else wanna judge feel free cos your all so perfect in your happy life's lol"

You asked a question, people answered. It seems that you dislike some of the answers, meaning: you made your mind up before posting this thread.

If your husband is aware of this, shouldn’t you be asking him if he feels it’s too close? We don’t know your situation (not really care) thus, what sort of responses had you expected?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be judged because you're only drip feeding snippets of your situation to people.

You get jumped at because you mention you're married, then in the next instalment, you claim he knows and is ok with it.

In which case, who cares as we think here. If hubs is ok with it, if 'neighbour' is game, just fuck him. You don't need our permission.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont fuck on my doorstep not worth it going wrong and having to see em daily

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By * Kiwis and a BananaMan
over a year ago

Part of your 5 a day


"Ppl just assume the worse on here with out the facts ...it was a simple question do I fuck my neighbour not ???? But turned in to a judgement conversation with ppl who haven't a clue"

OP if you want to fuck him then proceed.

Personally I don’t like shitting on my own doorstep but each to their own. Whatever you decide I’m sure it will best for you

There thread over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fucked my neighbour,,we don't even make eye contact now "

I fucked, married and divorced my next door neighbour we are still on speaking terms but live 125 miles apart which means we dont have to speak very often, just at weddings and funerals lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes thread over

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By *ewforestguyMan
over a year ago

England

Well that went well.

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Ignore the haters, and just go for it.

Lifes too short, so have some fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine the backlash if a guy posted about ' women not getting any because they're single'

Obviously who could resist such charm

"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband is disabled fgs and he no's about this and no I won't see married men which is my choice ... anyone else wanna judge feel free cos your all so perfect in your happy life's lol"
People judge here unfortunately but it's your life, you've got to do what makes you happy, the guys in your street and these things don't last is it wise?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I talk to him every day I'm just gonna tell him and give him my number if he doesn't wanna then sod him I guess

His loss

Can I ask why you say “ his loss”? Just curios

If he is single and not getting any like you said then it’s his loss as it’s a missed opportunity to get some with a beautiful woman but others might see it differently than I do.

Like someone said earlier it’s only sex so no biggie right? *shrugs shoulders* "

It's not his loss if he doesn't want to though.

Personally op I wouldn't bother, imagine the awkwardness if he knocks you back or it all goes tits up. Plenty of men elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything....."

I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back "

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our "

lol give back I can't eat biscuits

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits "

That's a bad thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? "

I love ginger nuts

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts "

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... "

can't don't drink tea or coffee

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee "

Hot water.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... "

with ginger nuts........... Really

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... with ginger nuts........... Really "

Yes, seriously if you don't drink caffeinated drinks but crave a hot one, try water....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... with ginger nuts........... Really

Yes, seriously if you don't drink caffeinated drinks but crave a hot one, try water...."

I do crave a hot one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... with ginger nuts........... Really "

My nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinda want to know how the school run goes now.

It's like an installment in a soap opera, cliffhanger alert!!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... with ginger nuts........... Really

My nuts?"

He,ll have em.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... with ginger nuts........... Really

My nuts?

He,ll have em..... "

coconuts or Brazil please vroooooom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... with ginger nuts........... Really

My nuts?

He,ll have em..... coconuts or Brazil please vroooooom "

Taste the nuts bro, go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... with ginger nuts........... Really

My nuts?

He,ll have em..... coconuts or Brazil please vroooooom

Taste the nuts bro, go on "

It's such a pleasant offer but I suffer from lockjaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the phrase "he ain't getting any"....

OP it's your life sweet live it as you please.....but one bit of advice just way up the pro,s and con,s before doing anything.....I weighed em up I still want my teeth back

I've decided to keep them as a memento of our lol give back I can't eat biscuits

That's a bad thing? I love ginger nuts

Dunk em....suck em or slurp....without projecting spittle.... can't don't drink tea or coffee

Hot water..... with ginger nuts........... Really

My nuts?

He,ll have em..... coconuts or Brazil please vroooooom

Taste the nuts bro, go on It's such a pleasant offer but I suffer from lockjaw "

Maybe another time then. Lol.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"He's single but I'm not"

Never mow another guys lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl, you go and fuck his brains out

If anyone is judging ignore it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you chat to him? If so strike up a convo about needing something done around the house and see if he’ll help. If he does you know he’s up for it and when he comes round wear the lowest cut top and no bra so he knows you’re up for it too.

And when he offers to do whatever it is you tell him not to bother but he can have a real good go at you.

If you were my neighbour I would if you used that on me.

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over a year ago


"Do you chat to him? If so strike up a convo about needing something done around the house and see if he’ll help. If he does you know he’s up for it and when he comes round wear the lowest cut top and no bra so he knows you’re up for it too.

And when he offers to do whatever it is you tell him not to bother but he can have a real good go at you.

If you were my neighbour I would if you used that on me. "

She can't, her husband will be at home. He's disabled....apparently.

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over a year ago


"Do you chat to him? If so strike up a convo about needing something done around the house and see if he’ll help. If he does you know he’s up for it and when he comes round wear the lowest cut top and no bra so he knows you’re up for it too.

And when he offers to do whatever it is you tell him not to bother but he can have a real good go at you.

If you were my neighbour I would if you used that on me.

She can't, her husband will be at home. He's disabled....apparently."

Oh. Hi hat makes it difficult. Maybe she could just wear the low cut top and no bra on the school run and see if he notices. Then back to his place.

#readprofilesbeforehand

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I was seeing one of the school mums who lived in the next road! Only two houses apart. Went on for years lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There goes my goals of ever marrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There goes my goals of ever marrying "

I'll marry ya! I need a buddy who will sit with me on my high horse, as I pass judgements on those lesser worthy than us :p

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