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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Last night, while stumbling around in the dark, I found my face becoming closely acquainted with my bedroom door frame. As a result I now seem to sporting a impressive black eye (Which hurts like hell by the way)

Facing the inevitable barrage of 'Dude...er...what happened to your face', I was wondering if my fellow Fabsters could use their imaginations to come up with a more exciting explanation then my nocturnal clumsiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a torch

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

After sir has visited i have had to use the excuse i fell down the stairs to explain stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you were punched by a jealous boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you were punched by a jealous boyfriend"

or even "your" jealous boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got injured whilst breaking up a full on riot....

....in an ant colony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last night, while stumbling around in the dark, I found my face becoming closely acquainted with my bedroom door frame. As a result I now seem to sporting a impressive black eye (Which hurts like hell by the way)

Facing the inevitable barrage of 'Dude...er...what happened to your face', I was wondering if my fellow Fabsters could use their imaginations to come up with a more exciting explanation then my nocturnal clumsiness "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about... you fell to your knees too quickly at the local glory hole, the erect penis on offer from the glory hole stuck your eye, the effects would have been worse but the facial you later received took the swelling down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about... you fell to your knees too quickly at the local glory hole, the erect penis on offer from the glory hole stuck your eye, the effects would have been worse but the facial you later received took the swelling down?

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ticked me.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

some well endowed guy cock slapped you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, I can see there's a theme developing involving cock to eye assault. It's not the direction I was going in but if its what the people want

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