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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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all fab guys be like retweet? He doesn't want fanny so it makes us more keen to give him it. Take note thirsty men.

*Happy now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

So what does he want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't work like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he want an ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what does he want?"

It's best not to ask, his kinks are an acquired taste to say the least!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Does not compute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you "

There you go retweet, you might just get those inbox boobs tomorrow

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you "

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ok _eli i dont want your minge either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you "

What is it you want, spill?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Its ok _eli i dont want your minge either "

The fact you even referred to it just made me a little in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all fab guys be like retweet? He doesn't want fanny so it makes us more keen to give him it. Take note thirsty men.

*Happy now? "

lol but do you want a gay man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its ok _eli i dont want your minge either

The fact you even referred to it just made me a little in my mouth. "

i didnt ask u to eat one ffs

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread."

People say that about me when they've only just met me in the flesh (and no prior communication). I apparently come across as aloof and unfriendly when really I'm quite the opposite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Retweet

https://youtu.be/9JDzlhW3XTM

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"all fab guys be like retweet? He doesn't want fanny so it makes us more keen to give him it. Take note thirsty men.

*Happy now? "

I'm not far off that! On the retweet scale where do I sit?

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

People say that about me when they've only just met me in the flesh (and no prior communication). I apparently come across as aloof and unfriendly when really I'm quite the opposite. "

In flesh it's a bit different. I'm sure you're friendly in person. Online if you make me think you'll never deign to fuck me, I'm there. Nothing I like more than disinterest.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Well if you get more fanny by not wanting any , i dont want any fanny eather,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread."

I see that now, I might have to pretend to be available if this is the reaction every woman is having to me

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What if men don’t want retweet? Would that make the women want us even more than him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

I see that now, I might have to pretend to be available if this is the reaction every woman is having to me"

Every woman? Every single last one of us?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

People say that about me when they've only just met me in the flesh (and no prior communication). I apparently come across as aloof and unfriendly when really I'm quite the opposite.

In flesh it's a bit different. I'm sure you're friendly in person. Online if you make me think you'll never deign to fuck me, I'm there. Nothing I like more than disinterest."

Cats respond well to disinterest, perhaps they are your spirit animal.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

True..I don't want a line of cock hungry women all trying to contact me and give me a lady gang bang

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"What if men don’t want retweet? Would that make the women want us even more than him? "

Not possible to both. Two daft questions in a row. Tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

I see that now, I might have to pretend to be available if this is the reaction every woman is having to me

Every woman? Every single last one of us? "

It appears so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

I see that now, I might have to pretend to be available if this is the reaction every woman is having to me

Every woman? Every single last one of us?

It appears so "

Your confidence is adorable

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

I see that now, I might have to pretend to be available if this is the reaction every woman is having to me

Every woman? Every single last one of us?

It appears so

Your confidence is adorable "

Isn't it just? The unashamed arrogance of man is just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's OK Meli, I don't want to fuck you and not as a ploy to get near you, the meer thought of your quim gives me an 'innie'.

You're welcome.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

I see that now, I might have to pretend to be available if this is the reaction every woman is having to me

Every woman? Every single last one of us?

It appears so

Your confidence is adorable "

Just can't stop making knickers drop

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"It's OK Meli, I don't want to fuck you and not as a ploy to get near you, the meer thought of your quim gives me an 'innie'.

You're welcome.

Tea"

Ken doll, go away. You're not allowed to comment on anything where I reference sex, you'll dry me up for years to come.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

I see that now, I might have to pretend to be available if this is the reaction every woman is having to me

Every woman? Every single last one of us?

It appears so

Your confidence is adorable

Just can't stop making knickers drop"

Awww darling, you poor thing. If it's any consolation my knickers are firmly hoiked up around my bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#retweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

I see that now, I might have to pretend to be available if this is the reaction every woman is having to me

Every woman? Every single last one of us?

It appears so

Your confidence is adorable

Just can't stop making knickers drop

Awww darling, you poor thing. If it's any consolation my knickers are firmly hoiked up around my bits. "

DM me where they really are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too old to understand what is a retweet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too old to understand what is a retweet?

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You have Twitter ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too old to understand what is a retweet?

"

Do you want some ice cream with that jelly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too old to understand what is a retweet?

Do you want some ice cream with that jelly?"

Can I crawl back in to a cave now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too old to understand what is a retweet?

You have Twitter ? "

Nope.

But, I thought it might be related to that. Think I got the wrong end of the stick on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too old to understand what is a retweet?

Do you want some ice cream with that jelly?

Can I crawl back in to a cave now?

"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's OK Meli, I don't want to fuck you and not as a ploy to get near you, the meer thought of your quim gives me an 'innie'.

You're welcome.

Tea

Ken doll, go away. You're not allowed to comment on anything where I reference sex, you'll dry me up for years to come."

That's fine by me, I have no qualms in drying you out as I have no interest.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Wow, how spontaneous and organic, we've never even spoken Meli, thank you

The general unavailable to fuck air you give off was so inspiring I had to start a thread.

People say that about me when they've only just met me in the flesh (and no prior communication). I apparently come across as aloof and unfriendly when really I'm quite the opposite.

In flesh it's a bit different. I'm sure you're friendly in person. Online if you make me think you'll never deign to fuck me, I'm there. Nothing I like more than disinterest."

So this is where I've been going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fanny please, I'm British

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I would not mind a smashing cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Oh.......

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Does he want an ice cream "

I want ice cream!

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By *eli OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Please don't bump this cringefest of a thread any more.

I like it when men make it clear they are a) interested and b) available (not at that exact moment, maybe in the future).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id just be happy with spanking fun

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