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Where’s scarlett_woman_xx today?

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Is she

a) sleeping off 3 bottles of Vodka?

b) wanking off old men for their pension?

c) in a very important meeting?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

C) All three at the same time???

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"C) All three at the same time???"

Sleepwanking is a thing. It usually affects men though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she

a) sleeping off 3 bottles of Vodka?

b) wanking off old men for their pension?

c) in a very important meeting?"
all three?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiday

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

d) Topping up her tan

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Is she

a) sleeping off 3 bottles of Vodka?

b) wanking off old men for their pension?

c) in a very important meeting?"

Omg fecking love you. I'm on holiday I'd go for 2 lmao

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X "

I'm outside semi naked enjoying the sun. Laughing and of course drinking

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X "
Knickers round her ankles, bottle of Vodka in hand?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X

I'm outside semi naked enjoying the sun. Laughing and of course drinking "

Hope you're enjoying yourself and I'm a teeny bit jealous. Its cloudy up here x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X Knickers round her ankles, bottle of Vodka in hand?"
No that was yesterday. Trying to be a lady today

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X Knickers round her ankles, bottle of Vodka in hand?No that was yesterday. Trying to be a lady today "

Give it time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X Knickers round her ankles, bottle of Vodka in hand?"
now u see it now u dont

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X

I'm outside semi naked enjoying the sun. Laughing and of course drinking

Hope you're enjoying yourself and I'm a teeny bit jealous. Its cloudy up here x"

Thank you. Breezey here But sun is out xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"d) Topping up her tan "

Need to show the white bits

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X Knickers round her ankles, bottle of Vodka in hand?now u see it now u dont "

My precious

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"C) All three at the same time???

Sleepwanking is a thing. It usually affects men though. "

You should see the chemist about some pills to get that sorted.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Option b and then licking windows

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X

I'm outside semi naked enjoying the sun. Laughing and of course drinking "
Cover up Woman, the neighbours kids will be home from school soon

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X

I'm outside semi naked enjoying the sun. Laughing and of course drinking Cover up Woman, the neighbours kids will be home from school soon "

I'm being good for me

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Option b and then licking windows"

Yoir the window licker

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Just saw her in One Stop in a polka dot dressing gown and fluffy slippers, buying a 1 litre bottle of Smirnoff and a big bag of Doritos chill heatwave. Bit worried really, it’s hardly a healthy breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the fact she's gonna eat them like cereal that's worrying. Vodka milk is just wrong!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"(D) wandering around looking for her caravan? X

I'm outside semi naked enjoying the sun. Laughing and of course drinking Cover up Woman, the neighbours kids will be home from school soon

I'm being good for me "

Well that could mean ANYTHING!!!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

She is currently looking for someone to rub something sticky into her red bits

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands


"She is currently looking for someone to rub something sticky into her red bits "
Red through friction or sunburn?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"She is currently looking for someone to rub something sticky into her red bits Red through friction or sunburn? "

I couldn't possibly comment, you would have to ask her

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I saw her last week kicking off in Wetherspoons whilst drinking brown ale out of her false leg.

She eventually got kicked out for shitting herself at the bar.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I saw her last week kicking off in Wetherspoons whilst drinking brown ale out of her false leg.

She eventually got kicked out for shitting herself at the bar. "

This made me chuckle. I'm banned from all Wetherspoons in Yorkshire

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I saw her last week kicking off in Wetherspoons whilst drinking brown ale out of her false leg.

She eventually got kicked out for shitting herself at the bar.

This made me chuckle. I'm banned from all Wetherspoons in Yorkshire "

Do they have your picture up as a wanted one behind the bar? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is she

a) sleeping off 3 bottles of Vodka?

b) wanking off old men for their pension?

c) in a very important meeting?"

This sounds like a challenge I’d like to attempt.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve just seen her. She’s got the gig as Boris Johnson’s fluffer girl. She’s been hidden under the rostrum fisting him to get him up for the fight.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I saw her last week kicking off in Wetherspoons whilst drinking brown ale out of her false leg.

She eventually got kicked out for shitting herself at the bar.

This made me chuckle. I'm banned from all Wetherspoons in Yorkshire

Do they have your picture up as a wanted one behind the bar? X"
yes it wasn't a very flattering one

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I’ve just seen her. She’s got the gig as Boris Johnson’s fluffer girl. She’s been hidden under the rostrum fisting him to get him up for the fight. "

Haha

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By *aomilatte OP   Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Just seen her outside Tesco Extra trying to chat up two Lads clearly young enough to be her sons, promising them “a good time” back at hers...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Just seen her outside Tesco Extra trying to chat up two Lads clearly young enough to be her sons, promising them “a good time” back at hers... "

Did she have a bottle of vodka under her arm? If so, I think I saw her too x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Just seen her outside Tesco Extra trying to chat up two Lads clearly young enough to be her sons, promising them “a good time” back at hers... "

It wasn't me honestly. I'm behaving behind aldis at the moment. Vodka in a brown bag

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