FabSwingers.com forum: Signs of doom

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you know your meet/social isn't going well?

You have to explain your jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She throws up after kissing ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dissappear from the bathroom

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

They get their phone out and talk on it, with a black screen so obviously no one on the other end x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Yawning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex boyfriend comes over to sit with you both

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Eye contact is non existent

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

They go on fab with their phone and block your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You take off your clothes and they look away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know your meet/social isn't going well?

You have to explain your jokes. "
she goes to loo and doesn't come back I thought maybe she'd eaten something that disagreed with her so left bicarb on table paid bill and went for walk along beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They get their phone out and talk on it, with a black screen so obviously no one on the other end x"

I believe there is now a feature to schedule a fake phone call, they will e even play audio on the other end to make it reliable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You spot the duct tape and rope in her bag.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"They go on fab with their phone and block your profile"

I had this once but he couldn’t get on and told me he couldn’t, what followed next explained why he wanted to go hide his profile.

Little did he know I’m not that kind of person to rant online, but a boot up the arse as I kicked him out the door yes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the person turns up and it’s a guy and not a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's pepper sprayed me for the third time...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"They go on fab with their phone and block your profile

I had this once but he couldn’t get on and told me he couldn’t, what followed next explained why he wanted to go hide his profile.

Little did he know I’m not that kind of person to rant online, but a boot up the arse as I kicked him out the door yes ! "

Something tells me you missed a massive chunk of that story out

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"They go on fab with their phone and block your profile

I had this once but he couldn’t get on and told me he couldn’t, what followed next explained why he wanted to go hide his profile.

Little did he know I’m not that kind of person to rant online, but a boot up the arse as I kicked him out the door yes !

Something tells me you missed a massive chunk of that story out

I did indeed.... I never slap and tell haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you know your meet/social isn't going well?

You have to explain your jokes. "
she starts going on a rampage destroying everything in sight and cursing and swearing at everyone to the point she needs tasered by police, that fails which pisses her off more and she starts ripping heads off and turns into a she Hulk.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

She says she’s got mouth ulcers and can’t kiss but is ok with a BJ

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When the guy says "I'm more of a voyeur"

When you see the woman nudging her husband under the table

When they tell you they only paid for an hours parking and it's a 15 minute walk to the car.

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