FabSwingers.com forum: Reasons to be late

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Curly wurly for the best "reason to be late" for something answer.

More ridiculous the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was locked in an embrace with a rather frisky lady

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I was locked in an embrace with a rather frisky lady

Lucky sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give us a letter to start with?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Give us a letter to start with?"

I was thinking of any letter but let's go for T and then you leave a letter for the next person

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Train came to an emergency stop, pushing him into a woman, se was delayed whilst swapping details, in case of paternity claims

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Train came to an emergency stop, pushing him into a woman, se was delayed whilst swapping details, in case of paternity claims"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got pubes stuck in my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a and e getting my foreskin unthreaded from my fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was at a and e getting my foreskin unthreaded from my fly"

That even made me squirm!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I was at a and e getting my foreskin unthreaded from my fly"

Letter?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This was an actual excuse used by somebody I used to work with.

I had a party at my house last and some joker went round and set all the clocks in the house to one hour early, so I woke up and got out of the house at the wrong time.

This was not the only tall tale he gave for being late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the park and had to cross a worm hole

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We spent the night with Holly Willoughby, we went to leave but she pulled us back into bed for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jugs were caught in the door

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over a year ago

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I am never late, nor am I early, I arrive precisely when I mean to.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"R"

Roger was rodgering me ridiculously and I lost all sense of time

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

I was being held by Albanian human traffickers. Taken. Again

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Roger was rodgering me ridiculously and I lost all sense of time

Wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no reasons just excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am never late, nor am I early, I arrive precisely when I mean to."

But do you love it up the Harry Potter ?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am never late, nor am I early, I arrive precisely when I mean to.

But do you love it up the Harry Potter ?"

How did you guess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am never late, nor am I early, I arrive precisely when I mean to.

But do you love it up the Harry Potter ?

How did you guess? "

You’re a wizard.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

I was taken by aliens... Who broke down, so we called for roadside recovery.... They didn't believe us, then the guy turned up and had a heart attack... I mean a ufo on the M5 right??

Thankfully blodge was an expert at CPR.. After all its the equivalent of blowing on an old games cartridge to see if it works again right?

Annnnnnnyways...

Turns out blodges crew mate knew kev (the AA man's) 2nd cousins, aunts nieces, nephews, best mates girlfriend from their last visit and got her knocked up...

So yeah now we are all in a police cell.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I was taken by aliens... Who broke down, so we called for roadside recovery.... They didn't believe us, then the guy turned up and had a heart attack... I mean a ufo on the M5 right??

Thankfully blodge was an expert at CPR.. After all its the equivalent of blowing on an old games cartridge to see if it works again right?

Annnnnnnyways...

Turns out blodges crew mate knew kev (the AA man's) 2nd cousins, aunts nieces, nephews, best mates girlfriend from their last visit and got her knocked up...

So yeah now we are all in a police cell.

Eventful trip, pleased you're ok

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I had back trouble. I couldn't get off it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I had back trouble. I couldn't get off it.

Ma Uncle used to say, I can't do that, I've got a bone in ma leg

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