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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx" Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face.... | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face...." I'm licking crisps of my phone. You are my funny person  | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face.... I'm licking crisps of my phone. You are my funny person "Beats you licking my windows for a change  | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx" What flavour? | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face.... I'm licking crisps of my phone. You are my funny person
Beats you licking my windows for a change "That's my super power | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face...." Couldn’t be bothered to wash my hair this morning so used the old age trick of sprinkling a little talcum powder on my scalp. The top fell off the talc, I have black hair. Sigh. | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx What flavour?"
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up | |||
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"I've had that happen with the last bit of a biscotti. " What's that  | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up "Think yourself lucky If they'd been smoky bacon I'd have been round for a root meself | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx Woke up with a werthers original and a gas bill stuck to my face.... Couldn’t be bothered to wash my hair this morning so used the old age trick of sprinkling a little talcum powder on my scalp. The top fell off the talc, I have black hair. Sigh." Your my new bestie I will name you whitey | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up
Think yourself lucky
If they'd been smoky bacon I'd have been round for a root meself "a root | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up "Mnnnn my favourite | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up
Mnnnn my favourite "Haha a bit of boob sweat too | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx" | |||
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"Just the usual, I’m on the wrong day of the week - I thought it was Thursday and I’ve been out with my top on inside out again "Again! What you like | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up
Mnnnn my favourite
Haha a bit of boob sweat too "Lol hope the crisps won't go soggy  | |||
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"Just the usual, I’m on the wrong day of the week - I thought it was Thursday and I’ve been out with my top on inside out again "It's Tuesday I think. I did that yesterday | |||
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"Just the usual, I’m on the wrong day of the week - I thought it was Thursday and I’ve been out with my top on inside out again
Again! What you like "I do it too often for it to be right | |||
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"Just the usual, I’m on the wrong day of the week - I thought it was Thursday and I’ve been out with my top on inside out again
Again! What you like "Naturally deranged what can I say | |||
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"Last party I went to, the jelly shot went down my cleavage. " Did anyone come to your rescue | |||
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"I'm a little bit fecked. Eating crisps. Dropped one down the cleavage and ended up trying to eat my necklace. Anyone having a funny day xx What flavour?
Salt and vinegar tits. I crack myself up
Mnnnn my favourite
Haha a bit of boob sweat too
Lol hope the crisps won't go soggy "What's wrong with soggy | |||
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