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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

Asking for a friend

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I got an electric shock off my straighteners many years ago. An exposed wire. I refused to throw them away. Needless to say they went after that x

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Like the genius I am I used my finger to locate a lamp socket in the dark once

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

How has "your friend" managed to live so long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouchie , forks and toasters don't mix

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've licked a battery to see what happens.

Don't do it, it wasn't very nice

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

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I think you need to stay away from toasters x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Now I want toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, when I was 12, never felt a rush like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat toast made on an open fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once stuck a screwdriver into an electric fence power unit because the fence had become loose..

Gave it a good poke and nothing happened. Gave it another poke and it blew my socks off.

What do I know about electrics and shit

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can't beat toast made on an open fire

So long as it's not electric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have wooden tongs to get shit out of the toaster. A few quid from that South American River place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blew myself out the back of a Landrover once, connected up the radio batteries incorrectly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, did it make your friend’s hair go straight or curlier?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I once touched the electric fence around the paddock while stroking one of my cousins horses.... Felt like I'd been kicked by the horse!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I used to work in the lighting industry, testing new lights on their efficiency and light output. It was my job to test the light fittings as they came into the lab to see if they work. I remember one I was testing and I think I wired it up wrong as it didnt work. Numpty here forgot that it was still live and managed to shock myself. Buggar me was it uncomfortable.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I have wooden tongs to get shit out of the toaster. A few quid from that South American River place"

The river plate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changing a lightbulb and touched the middle of the pendant by accident when checking if screw in or bayonette. (No bulb was present or would have checked that)....shock went right through me and knees gave way Haha.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hahaha I knew it wouldn't be just me...hem hem I mean "my friend"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

Asking for a friend

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don't do it! You have everything to live for!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've licked a battery to see what happens.

Don't do it, it wasn't very nice"

This made me

And

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally touched a electric fence to prevent deer eating the plants however I was stood in a puddle at the time... The holy blew me to the other side of the path.. gotta say I tried it again !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did my electrical apprenticeship and used to touch the nail of one finger again things and then the lecky would cause my finger to contract and pull away. That was all well and good till I got a roasting one day lol I've tried tazing myself before too, I'm a fucking simpleton some times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I did set my toaster on fire once.

I got a shock from a camera (it had been dropped and broken) that hurt and it was just battery powered, I don't think I'd cope with more!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I got blown across a room when tried to fix a wall light. Who needs a guy

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Blew myself out the back of a Landrover once, connected up the radio batteries incorrectly

You had me at blew yourself

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have wooden tongs to get shit out of the toaster. A few quid from that South American River place"

Toast tongs? Gosh you're posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have wooden tongs to get shit out of the toaster. A few quid from that South American River place

Toast tongs? Gosh you're posh

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I got blown across a room when tried to fix a wall light. Who needs a guy

I do worry about drilling through an electric cable.

My hair is curly enough

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Once held onto an electric fence (might of done that a few times in my life to be honest).

Have plugged in a Hoover, bang, stood up, sat down, had a think about things.

Don't remember it hurting, but do remember suddenly being in a different part of the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Danger! Danger! High voltage! When we kiss when we touch"

Cant fet that song out my head now thanks to this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Danger! Danger! High voltage! When we kiss when we touch"

Cant fet that song out my head now thanks to this thread."

not gay bar

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

""Danger! Danger! High voltage! When we kiss when we touch"

Cant fet that song out my head now thanks to this thread."

Electric Six rock.

Bet they tamper with toasters all of the time

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

Even my 5 Yr old knows when making toast you don't put anything but bread in there ????

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Even my 5 Yr old knows when making toast you don't put anything but bread in there ????"

But what do you do if your bagel gets stuck?

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

I haven't stuck a fork in a toaster since I stopped making toast in the bath. What? My hands were wet. Would've made the toast soggy ffs.

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

"Even my 5 Yr old knows when making toast you don't put anything but bread in there ????

But what do you do if your bagel gets stuck?

Call mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Danger! Danger! High voltage! When we kiss when we touch"

Cant fet that song out my head now thanks to this thread.

not gay bar

"At the GAY bar Gay bar!"

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I got blown across a room when tried to fix a wall light. Who needs a guy

I do worry about drilling through an electric cable.

My hair is curly enough "

Mine too. Good job for straighters

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have wooden tongs to get shit out of the toaster. A few quid from that South American River place

Toast tongs? Gosh you're posh

I have visions of you with a butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but i have removered a light bulb with pliers and launched 6ft accross a room ever since electricity dont hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife zapped me in an old car years ago she started the car as I was moving the HT leads that was fun had numb arm for couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I did my electrical apprenticeship and used to touch the nail of one finger again things and then the lecky would cause my finger to contract and pull away. That was all well and good till I got a roasting one day lol I've tried tazing myself before too, I'm a fucking simpleton some times

Self Tazing

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I have wooden tongs to get shit out of the toaster. A few quid from that South American River place"

Ha ha I have toast tongs too! Melted my nails too many times so now I use the tongs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger that , I cant even push a trolley around Tesco without getting shocked and that hurts enough

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

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a knife to get a small tea cake out and no shock but a big bang

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I know someone who got a shock because she used her tongue to turn the lightswitch on... her defence was she had two armloads of washing

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

""Danger! Danger! High voltage! When we kiss when we touch"

Cant fet that song out my head now thanks to this thread."
snap I thought it was going to be about the song

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I have wooden tongs to get shit out of the toaster. A few quid from that South American River place"

You shit in your toaster?

Some strange people on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hoovered the electric cord, was all chewed up

carried on hoovering, grabbed cord to move it out the way and got shocked from exposed wires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as kids our dad would make us lick square batteries

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Hot air gun, pretty sure it shouldnt have flames coming out of it!

Gave me a good belt, arm was shaking for a good 10 minutes after!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

Asking for a friend

I have a friend (!) like that, forever using a knife to get the damn crumpets out the toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have wooden tongs to get shit out of the toaster. A few quid from that South American River place

You shit in your toaster?

Some strange people on here!

Toasturd

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

Asking for a friend

a knife to get a small tea cake out and no shock but a big bang

That will be the electric currants

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

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a knife to get a small tea cake out and no shock but a big bang

That will be the electric currants

actually laughed out loud haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All contenders for the Darwin awards!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"All contenders for the Darwin awards!

We just like to live dangerously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 14 I reconnected an electric fence guarding a grouse farm in Devon, forgetting to take my hand off the wires, I heard the hum of electricity sweep around the circuit and was promptly thrown back six or seven feet much to the laughter of my brother.

That was also the day the voices stopped...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stuck my finger in where a light bulb is meant to go once....

Turns out not every hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

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lol you never bet that hurt

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By *eteforprincesssMan
over a year ago

up a monkeys butt!

I ones tazered myself... ow

Plus squerted pepperspray into my mouth.. it was tasty....for 5 seconds...

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By *ambsLad2Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Changing a lightbulb and touched the middle of the pendant by accident when checking if screw in or bayonette. (No bulb was present or would have checked that)....shock went right through me and knees gave way Haha."

Had a similar thing at my idiot stepson's flat when he moved in. Previous owners had taken the light fittings and I was charged with replacing them. Went to do the bedroom fitting, checked the switch was off, grasped the live wire and fell to the floor in record time. Hadn't realised that there were two light switches in the room. I learned that day to always use my current checker before starting anything remotely risky....

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over a year ago

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Where's the fun in that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the fun in that?!

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cmon how did it feel was it fun and did it blow the fuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

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You sound like a contender for the Darwin Awards!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

Asking for a friend

You sound like a contender for the Darwin Awards!

Obviously not, as we've all survived danger and peril...sometimes multiple times lol

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

"Has anyone ever stuck a fork (or similar) in a toaster and recieved an electric shock?

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You sound like a contender for the Darwin Awards!

Obviously not, as we've all survived danger and peril...sometimes multiple times lol

It goes to prove, we've got the right stuff!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I know someone who got a shock because she used her tongue to turn the lightswitch on... her defence was she had two armloads of washing

This one made me laugh...the perils of multitasking

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I know someone who got a shock because she used her tongue to turn the lightswitch on... her defence was she had two armloads of washing

This one made me laugh...the perils of multitasking

I didn't question it at first.... but you got to figure... how wet was her tongue?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Even my 5 Yr old knows when making toast you don't put anything but bread in there ????

But what do you do if your bagel gets stuck?

Call mum

You're going to be busy with us lot!

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