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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sitting looking at my desk thinking how much easier life would be if I was a piece of furniture.

What kind of furniture do you think I should be? What would you do with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make you a chair

and then chop you up for firewood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would make you a chair

and then chop you up for firewood "

You always do light my fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting looking at my desk thinking how much easier life would be if I was a piece of furniture.

What kind of furniture do you think I should be? What would you do with me? "
recliner self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting looking at my desk thinking how much easier life would be if I was a piece of furniture.

What kind of furniture do you think I should be? What would you do with me? recliner self explanatory "

Would you lay down with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would make you a chair

and then chop you up for firewood

You always do light my fire "

Oh, nice turn around you sultry minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girls only hot tub so i could blow bubbles up girls arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting looking at my desk thinking how much easier life would be if I was a piece of furniture.

What kind of furniture do you think I should be? What would you do with me? "

#triggered Ermmm... why would you even say that. Think of how hard a desk has it.

A desk has to take soo much abuse. Think of all the times its had to stay perfectly still for us ungrateful humans. When you stub your toe and curse at it... when we decide to spill hot coffee because were "clumbsy". when we bang it in frustration with a fist because we cant get our own way.

Not to mention all the using it for unintended purposes. I mean imagine the indignity of being used like a lowly bed when your a desk. How dare you fuck on the desk.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm....how about a chaise longue?

I’m not sure exactly how you may resemble one but do love the delightful phonetics of this traditional piece of furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bed. You have said I can nap on you boobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A girls only hot tub so i could blow bubbles up girls arses "

It's always hot with you around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sitting looking at my desk thinking how much easier life would be if I was a piece of furniture.

What kind of furniture do you think I should be? What would you do with me? recliner self explanatory

Would you lay down with me? "
are we sleeping? Do you snore?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting looking at my desk thinking how much easier life would be if I was a piece of furniture.

What kind of furniture do you think I should be? What would you do with me?

#triggered Ermmm... why would you even say that. Think of how hard a desk has it.

A desk has to take soo much abuse. Think of all the times its had to stay perfectly still for us ungrateful humans. When you stub your toe and curse at it... when we decide to spill hot coffee because were "clumbsy". when we bang it in frustration with a fist because we cant get our own way.

Not to mention all the using it for unintended purposes. I mean imagine the indignity of being used like a lowly bed when your a desk. How dare you fuck on the desk. "

Is it wrong that got me excited?

I want to be used and abused like a desk

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

How many people like to be sat on? Obvious really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bed. You have said I can nap on you boobs. "

Mate... dont get me started on the abuse beds take. I mean unless its been built to code (ie weight distribution and bracing) no off the shelf bed is made to be used in the way we use them. Jesus our furniture works 10xs as hard as any of us.

The worst part is that we just throw it away when we are done with it.

Have any of you ever seen the Brave little toaster?

Take care of your furniture guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make you into a headboard so I can have my face pressed into you while I'm being fucked hard from behind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm....how about a chaise longue?

I’m not sure exactly how you may resemble one but do love the delightful phonetics of this traditional piece of furniture "

Come lay on me and tell me your troubles. I promise I'll make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bed. You have said I can nap on you boobs. "

Anytime pretty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A girls only hot tub so i could blow bubbles up girls arses

It's always hot with you around "
some things in the world never change

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I would make you into a headboard so I can have my face pressed into you while I'm being fucked hard from behind "

Why is this sexy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sitting looking at my desk thinking how much easier life would be if I was a piece of furniture.

What kind of furniture do you think I should be? What would you do with me? recliner self explanatory

Would you lay down with me? are we sleeping? Do you snore? "

Only if you exhaust me first

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath

A table so I could eat off you

Miss x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would make you into a headboard so I can have my face pressed into you while I'm being fucked hard from behind "

Kiss me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many people like to be sat on? Obvious really. "

Would you like to sit on me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A table so I could eat off you

Miss x"

Make sure you get the crumbs, you might need to use your tongue for those

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A filing cabinet so I could have a good rummage through your drawers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are fleshlights furniture?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Bicycle rack.

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath

Absolutely

Xx

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Surely life must be tough for the poor tree turned into a chair, being murdered, chop and nail driven into the poor tree by human. Essentially life is tough for every living organism. Did I hear someone say you must be fun at parties.

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