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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were a reporter for the daily fail what would your headline be?

Mine would be and this is topical

met office gets it wrong again it's hot hot hot, wear as little as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caged tiger savages fruit market

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caged tiger savages fruit market

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bet he ate his five a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caged tiger savages fruit market

Pbet he ate his five a day "

People.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caged tiger savages fruit market

Pbet he ate his five a day

People.

P"

Depends how hungry he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Diana give you cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caged tiger savages fruit market

Pbet he ate his five a day

People.

PDepends how hungry he was "

A decent bite, likes the taste of blood and screams of fear but the the stuff that's old and mouldy lacks substance other than a sour taste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caged tiger savages fruit market

Pbet he ate his five a day

People.

PDepends how hungry he was

A decent bite, likes the taste of blood and screams of fear but the the stuff that's old and mouldy lacks substance other than a sour taste.

P"

lol you sound like an expert on this subject

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Real news found on internet'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Swingers at Swingfield all came.......... And eventually went

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

No deal brexit results in guaranteed cash windfall for all with unicorns pissing champagne delivering it to your door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No deal brexit results in guaranteed cash windfall for all with unicorns pissing champagne delivering it to your door "
It's a myth

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Anal sex has been declassified as a taboo and is now an acceptable form of payment replacing Oyster cards and American Express

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"No deal brexit results in guaranteed cash windfall for all with unicorns pissing champagne delivering it to your door It's a myth"

Outrageous, next you'll be telling me that Boris Johnson is a cunt who doesn't care about the people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No deal brexit results in guaranteed cash windfall for all with unicorns pissing champagne delivering it to your door It's a myth

Outrageous, next you'll be telling me that Boris Johnson is a cunt who doesn't care about the people "

I like Boris......... Think about what a politician is?

He's or she is a publicly educated type, with an ability to stand up and ornate in public,generally looks like a railway enthusiast, never actually achieves what they promise, has no dress sense and isn't in touch with the working man, being in top office is like a CV stepping stone to greater things, at least some people enjoy boris's quirky eccentricities he's more down to earth than most imo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No deal brexit results in guaranteed cash windfall for all with unicorns pissing champagne delivering it to your door It's a myth

Outrageous, next you'll be telling me that Boris Johnson is a cunt who doesn't care about the people I like Boris......... Think about what a politician is?

He's or she is a publicly educated type, with an ability to stand up and ornate in public,generally looks like a railway enthusiast, never actually achieves what they promise, has no dress sense and isn't in touch with the working man, being in top office is like a CV stepping stone to greater things, at least some people enjoy boris's quirky eccentricities he's more down to earth than most imo "

orate

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"No deal brexit results in guaranteed cash windfall for all with unicorns pissing champagne delivering it to your door It's a myth

Outrageous, next you'll be telling me that Boris Johnson is a cunt who doesn't care about the people I like Boris......... Think about what a politician is?

He's or she is a publicly educated type, with an ability to stand up and ornate in public,generally looks like a railway enthusiast, never actually achieves what they promise, has no dress sense and isn't in touch with the working man, being in top office is like a CV stepping stone to greater things, at least some people enjoy boris's quirky eccentricities he's more down to earth than most imo "

What you say may be true. Doesn't make him any less of a cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No deal brexit results in guaranteed cash windfall for all with unicorns pissing champagne delivering it to your door It's a myth

Outrageous, next you'll be telling me that Boris Johnson is a cunt who doesn't care about the people I like Boris......... Think about what a politician is?

He's or she is a publicly educated type, with an ability to stand up and ornate in public,generally looks like a railway enthusiast, never actually achieves what they promise, has no dress sense and isn't in touch with the working man, being in top office is like a CV stepping stone to greater things, at least some people enjoy boris's quirky eccentricities he's more down to earth than most imo

What you say may be true. Doesn't make him any less of a cunt "

lol all hail the next PM

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