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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pieces of cake you have the most splendid penis I have ever seen! When I close my eyes it's I can think about! I could not keep it in any longer without publicly declaring my love for you amazing tool!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OK this upsets me! Seriously people why don't you see what I see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a bad winky as winkys go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dont see what you see.

I was all up for fucking him until I saw it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not a bad winky as winkys go

It's a think of beauty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this mean Ash is back on the market?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK this upsets me! Seriously people why don't you see what I see?

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Never looked sorry

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

see! now i am going to HAVE to take a look !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really dont see what you see.

I was all up for fucking him until I saw it

What is wrong with you woman!

You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this mean Ash is back on the market?

After seeing peice of cakes mighty pole, it's a possibility!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this mean Ash is back on the market?

After seeing peice of cakes mighty pole, it's a possibility! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really dont see what you see.

I was all up for fucking him until I saw it

What is wrong with you woman!

You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!

Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could not keep it in any longer without publicly declaring my love for you amazing tool!

Was the last part of this declaration a Freudian slip?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Does this mean Ash is back on the market?

If so, I've got first dibs on him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OK this upsets me! Seriously people why don't you see what I see?

Never looked sorry "

Oh I wouldn't it will give you an inferiority complex.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

i not on his friend list so nowt to see!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"see! now i am going to HAVE to take a look !!!!!

Oh you won't regret it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could not keep it in any longer without publicly declaring my love for you amazing tool!

Was the last part of this declaration a Freudian slip?

LJ"

Haha, yep maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does this mean Ash is back on the market?

If so, I've got first dibs on him

I will tell him, he will be a very happy man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is ok I guess.

I wouldnt rave about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My penis is ok I guess.

I wouldnt rave about it"

No no! It's spectacular!!!!!!

Don't put it down!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is ok I guess.

I wouldnt rave about it"

I'd be hiding it if I was you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My penis is ok I guess.

I wouldnt rave about it

I'd be hiding it if I was you

Rubi if you have nothing nice to say...

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I really dont see what you see.

I was all up for fucking him until I saw it

What is wrong with you woman!

You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!

Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle. "

Sounds lovely, not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i not on his friend list so nowt to see!!!!!!

Oh I'm so so sorry, you really are missing out!

Iv told him to make them public as its a travisty to not let the world see such a thing of beauty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really dont see what you see.

I was all up for fucking him until I saw it

What is wrong with you woman!

You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!

Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.

Sounds lovely, not

Ignore her, she is just upset that she can't have it. It's amazing and I won't have Rubi or anyone else say anything different!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really dont see what you see.

I was all up for fucking him until I saw it

What is wrong with you woman!

You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!

Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.

Sounds lovely, not

I call the over hanging bit "the french tickler"

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

pffftt. What a load of cock. How much has he promised you to say that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pffftt. What a load of cock. How much has he promised you to say that.

Excuse me! I simply feel that his magnificent manhood needed celebrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK this upsets me! Seriously people why don't you see what I see?

Never looked sorry

Oh I wouldn't it will give you an inferiority complex. "
lol you can only work with what you've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't not show it now! We're all here with our popcorn.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't not show it now! We're all here with our popcorn."

That's the spirit! He's a little shy and needs encouragement.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Wish you told me this when I met him last week!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy 'Muck Up Day' Lorna

Referring to him as Pieces of Cake made me chuckle..."

What are you talking about! I know perfection when I see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, not fair, I can’t see it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Er, not fair, I can’t see it

Oh I'm so sorry for you. *hugs*

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

My penis is small and barely functional. Sometimes I wonder what the point in it is, I mean its friggin tiny! I wish my penis was more like a whales, huge and almost prehensil. But alas, I will have to cope with my micropenis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My penis is small and barely functional. Sometimes I wonder what the point in it is, I mean its friggin tiny! I wish my penis was more like a whales, huge and almost prehensil. But alas, I will have to cope with my micropenis."

Well I'm sorry for you and all but this isn't about you... Its all about celebrating piece of cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet I'm bigger, we haven't even seen it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My penis is ok I guess.

I wouldnt rave about it

I'd be hiding it if I was you

Rubi if you have nothing nice to say...

I'm just being honest. I'd hate to take your word for it then meet him and have to face that monstrosity when he pulls down his pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really dont see what you see.

I was all up for fucking him until I saw it

What is wrong with you woman!

You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!

Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.

Sounds lovely, not

Ignore her, she is just upset that she can't have it. It's amazing and I won't have Rubi or anyone else say anything different! "

I can't have it but I can dive to the darkest depths of the ocean and find something similar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet I'm bigger, we haven't even seen it!"

Oh it's not possible for anyone to have a better penis!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet I'm bigger, we haven't even seen it!

Oh it's not possible for anyone to have a better penis! "

Yeah yeah yeah, that old chestnut haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really dont see what you see.

I was all up for fucking him until I saw it

What is wrong with you woman!

You need to go to spesavers or get your head tested!

Honestly, it's all crooked and has that weird over hang of foreskin. It put me off my pot noodle.

Sounds lovely, not

Ignore her, she is just upset that she can't have it. It's amazing and I won't have Rubi or anyone else say anything different!

I can't have it but I can dive to the darkest depths of the ocean and find something similar. "

Iv warned you young lady!!!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

But my penis IS the be all and end all. It could be a God!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!"

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But my penis IS the be all and end all. It could be a God!"

Maybe like a very minor royal but a God... No!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!"

OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok i cant see his cock

(need to perve dont i)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!

OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete! "

Delusions of grandeur? Tell that to my one inch wonder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!

OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete! "

A chipolata could compete!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"ok i cant see his cock

(need to perve dont i) "

Who are you talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!

OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!

A chipolata could compete! "

Iv just about had enough of your negative attitude! You know you love it... Just admit I promise you will feel better about yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok i cant see his cock

(need to perve dont i)

Who are you talking about?"

POC obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!

OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!

A chipolata could compete!

Iv just about had enough of your negative attitude! You know you love it... Just admit I promise you will feel better about yourself.

I love it as much as I love stabbing my eyes with pins

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"ok i cant see his cock

(need to perve dont i)

Who are you talking about?

POC obviously!

Nah, it's my penis she wants? Who wouldn't?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!

OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!

A chipolata could compete!

Iv just about had enough of your negative attitude! You know you love it... Just admit I promise you will feel better about yourself.

I love it as much as I love stabbing my eyes with pins

I feel sad for you.

What a shame for you that you really can't appreciate such an adonis of a penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok i cant see his cock

(need to perve dont i)

Who are you talking about?

POC obviously!

Nah, it's my penis she wants? Who wouldn't?"

wasnt aware we spoke or met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone hack your account Lorna?

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally disagree, I met someone who had three testicles. This definitely made his dick harder than any I've ever seen. It was also beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I totally disagree, I met someone who had three testicles. This definitely made his dick harder than any I've ever seen. It was also beautiful

Oh that's nothing... POC only has two but what a pair.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"But my penis has more to do with the world than PoC will ever be. Fact!

Oh sweetheart I think you may be deluded. Its OK I totally understand why you feel intimidated by POC you are only human after all.

Intimidated? Nah, my penis would beat antibodies in a penis war. My penis is da bomb!

OK my lovely I'm sorry that you have delusions of grander but POC will win hands down.. Yours just can't compete!

A chipolata could compete!

Iv just about had enough of your negative attitude! You know you love it... Just admit I promise you will feel better about yourself.

I love it as much as I love stabbing my eyes with pins

I thought that said penis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, but if there's not three balls then I won't even bother looking...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry, but if there's not three balls then I won't even bother looking...

Oh well your loss...

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