FabSwingers.com forum: Friends, Roman's, Countrymen, lend me your wriggybits

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You wake up in a pit full of sweaty, hard, armed people. Yure locked in together.

Horns blow, the Coliseum roars, the gates lift and combat begins.

Forum falls into decorum.

You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive. Any hand-to-hand weapon of ANCIENT HISTORY alllowed. No bows, no slings, no animals.

What's your plan? Who you gunning for? Lone wolf? Team Avengers? Spartan? Roman? Hoplite? Celt? Barbarian?

Let the games begin..

(meant to be fun, not nasty)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

forgive typos.. and seemingly bad spelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gonna lie, I'll probably just curl up in a ball and cry.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I got as far as waking up in a pit full of sweaty, hard people. Was there more to the Op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lie down and play dead until it's all over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got as far as waking up in a pit full of sweaty, hard people. Was there more to the Op? "

I knew I shouldn't have put that bit in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me

hmmm it's not going as planned... that's ok.. *genghis tentatively pulls up a pew* Maybe humanity has changed finally? sit up Rubidoux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not gonna lie, I'll probably just curl up in a ball and cry. "
here have a pimms and we can watch and chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd lie down and play dead until it's all over. "

I think we're safe.. I picked up this Gladus sword and a shield just incase.. but I don't want to fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody needs to pull out a guitar and start strumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me

hmmm it's not going as planned... that's ok.. *genghis tentatively pulls up a pew* Maybe humanity has changed finally? sit up Rubidoux"

I can't. I'm getting involved in Meli's orgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the oranges round at half time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So.. anyone got any wriggybits I can lend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.

Job done.

Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.

Job done.

Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it

*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spear and shield need some teamates for the ultimate phalanx strong base required long arms good hand eye coordination and ability to take orders and not flee under preasure awaiting applicants

If solo required i choose the sword of pelius a gift of the gods

And a greek shield minimal armour for agility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.

Job done.

Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it

*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*"

Hey buuuuuuuddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.

Job done.

Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it

*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*"

Hook sword? That's cold...

*Ghengis hides his awkward erection*

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Somebody needs to pull out a guitar and start strumming

Ahem...*adopts speccy Will look*...

The first time e-ever I sawwwww your face....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"forgive typos.. and seemingly bad spelling"

jees,,a fucking joke you are,,well thats you dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Somebody needs to pull out a guitar and start strumming

Ahem...*adopts speccy Will look*...

The first time e-ever I sawwwww your face....

*Kill Bill Mode engaged*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go old school and get a phalanx up in these bitches

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Errrm I over here minding the coats. I say coats, more like chain mail singlets. The last man standing I'll kick in the balls and stroll off into the sunset - a free man. Pausing for a Pimms on the way obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's go old school and get a phalanx up in these bitches"

Whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errrm I over here minding the coats. I say coats, more like chain mail singlets. The last man standing I'll kick in the balls and stroll off into the sunset - a free man. Pausing for a Pimms on the way obviously."

*Note to self - Wear codpiece*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.

Job done.

Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it

*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*

Hook sword? That's cold...

*Ghengis hides his awkward erection*"

Did it *ting* against your armour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.

Job done.

Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it

*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*

Hook sword? That's cold...

*Ghengis hides his awkward erection*

Did it *ting* against your armour?

*Squelched*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd disarm them all with my smile and tiny frame.

Job done.

Then once everyone is sleeping decapitate them one by one with a hook sword. I can't remember I'd swords were allowed, so I'm going with it

*ghengis goes all squinty, goes #coldface and backs up against the wall.. gladus half shiethed and shifty looking*

Hook sword? That's cold...

*Ghengis hides his awkward erection*

Did it *ting* against your armour?

*Squelched*"

Awww bless

Hey buuuuuuudddyyyyyy

What ya dooooing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falx and attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooh phalanx me boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooh phalanx me boys

thrust at me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm going for a swim in the Styx, just to be safe, then strip off and stun you like I'm Phryne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.

How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.

How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?"

Water jugs measure time.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Broadsword and shield.

Aim for the ankles, very hard for people to chase you with severed achilles and foot hanging off.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it a last man standing deal or time limit, or scenario based?

I'd without doubt go for Shield and spear. If possible I'd grab a gladius as a side arm. Im not telling you my tactical plan!

In the words of a great man "when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do"

Teaming up would depend on how the winner is decided.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Get yer half time WD40 here. 2 denarius a squirt. Leeches 1 denarius for a bag of five. We'll have yer back on yer feet quicker than knifing a Senator in the back.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Somebody needs to pull out a guitar and start strumming

Ahem...*adopts speccy Will look*...

The first time e-ever I sawwwww your face....

*Kill Bill Mode engaged*"

Fuck off she wasn't around in gladitorial times...so you can disengage that right now young man or you'll not be going out...oh no just you see...I'll tell them you've been a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Falx and attitude"

Ooooh another nasty weapon.. and in dangerous hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oooooh phalanx me boys

thrust at me

My money is on Mikki

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going for a swim in the Styx, just to be safe, then strip off and stun you like I'm Phryne. "

Ooooooohh..

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Half time entertainment by Antonius Maximus Bennetius singing 'Is this the way to Armadillo'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.

How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?"

Just duck when the first person swings something hard around with gay abandon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.

How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?

Water jugs measure time. "

Try telling that to Usain Bolt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Broadsword and shield.

Aim for the ankles, very hard for people to chase you with severed achilles and foot hanging off. "

The women are winning so far... hands down brutality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooh phalanx me boys

thrust at me

My money is on Mikki

I don't give,,,i take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.

How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?

Just duck when the first person swings something hard around with gay abandon"

I may be a little late, I'm still trying to finish this mule off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a last man standing deal or time limit, or scenario based?

I'd without doubt go for Shield and spear. If possible I'd grab a gladius as a side arm. Im not telling you my tactical plan!

In the words of a great man "when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do"

Teaming up would depend on how the winner is decided."

Back to back rocket raccoon and Winter soldier style? Warriors honour not to turn on the other till it's done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get yer half time WD40 here. 2 denarius a squirt. Leeches 1 denarius for a bag of five. We'll have yer back on yer feet quicker than knifing a Senator in the back."

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Somebody needs to pull out a guitar and start strumming

Ahem...*adopts speccy Will look*...

The first time e-ever I sawwwww your face....

*Kill Bill Mode engaged*

Fuck off she wasn't around in gladitorial times...so you can disengage that right now young man or you'll not be going out...oh no just you see...I'll tell them you've been a very naughty boy

*ghengis shuffles off sheepishly*

Sorry Dad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half time entertainment by Antonius Maximus Bennetius singing 'Is this the way to Armadillo'."

Everyone must join in... even if injured or dying.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

The winner will be serenaded out of the arena on his shield by Kennius Taximus Doddius singing 'Phalanx for the Memories'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oooooh phalanx me boys

thrust at me

My money is on Mikki

I don't give,,,i take

I fancy your endurance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.

How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?

Just duck when the first person swings something hard around with gay abandon

I may be a little late, I'm still trying to finish this mule off. "

Told you they're hard to throttle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)"

Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey buuuuudddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?"

More like c1400 surely? Not as big a wait as you thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooh phalanx me boys

thrust at me

My money is on Mikki

I don't give,,,i take

I fancy your endurance

I fancy your cock up me

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember "

Done deal!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is it a last man standing deal or time limit, or scenario based?

I'd without doubt go for Shield and spear. If possible I'd grab a gladius as a side arm. Im not telling you my tactical plan!

In the words of a great man "when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do"

Teaming up would depend on how the winner is decided.

Back to back rocket raccoon and Winter soldier style? Warriors honour not to turn on the other till it's done?"

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey buuuuudddies

Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oooooh phalanx me boys

thrust at me

My money is on Mikki

I don't give,,,i take

I fancy your endurance

I fancy your cock up me

OMG!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey buuuuudddies

Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude.. "

Wheezin the jui-uice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it a last man standing deal or time limit, or scenario based?

I'd without doubt go for Shield and spear. If possible I'd grab a gladius as a side arm. Im not telling you my tactical plan!

In the words of a great man "when I fight a man for real, I don't want him to know what I can do"

Teaming up would depend on how the winner is decided.

Back to back rocket raccoon and Winter soldier style? Warriors honour not to turn on the other till it's done?

Deal"

"WAKHANDA FOREVER!!!"

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember "

Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey buuuuudddies

Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..

Wheezin the jui-uice

I KNEW YOU'D GET IT!

NO! No wheeeeezin-da-juuuice Get out my shop!"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember

Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey buuuuudddies

Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..

Wheezin the jui-uice

I KNEW YOU'D GET IT!

NO! No wheeeeezin-da-juuuice Get out my shop!""

Yaaaaaaaay!

The cheese is old and mouldy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oooooh phalanx me boys

"
ok il change my answer il go it solo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember

Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome

I wouldn't put it past them capturing one and putting it against a bunch of people who weren't flavour of the month.

All this before tranquilizers! How do you capture, contain, keep alive a lion without knocking it out at some point? Deaths galore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey buuuuudddies

Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..

Wheezin the jui-uice

oh you can join in

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I don't about weapons but I'm a fast learner especially if it means dying!

Kill by any means I get my mitts on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey buuuuudddies

Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..

Wheezin the jui-uice

oh you can join in

I'm onto the winning side here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey buuuuudddies

Did you bring Pauly Shore to a Fab fight? Dude..

Wheezin the jui-uice

I KNEW YOU'D GET IT!

NO! No wheeeeezin-da-juuuice Get out my shop!"

Yaaaaaaaay!

The cheese is old and mouldy

*Genghis does a didgi-hand-wriggle-high-five-thing*

Dont leave me hangin'

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember

Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome

I wouldn't put it past them capturing one and putting it against a bunch of people who weren't flavour of the month.

All this before tranquilizers! How do you capture, contain, keep alive a lion without knocking it out at some point? Deaths galore!"

The Romans did some cool and some scary stuff. But imagine 6 hippos coming out of the traps and hurtling down the back straight. Fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Only if you're pulling it and shes screaming like an Iceni queen. No animals remember

Imagine my disappointment when, as a youngster in history class, I discovered that the Romans didn't race hippopotamuses (hippopotami?) in the Hippodrome

I wouldn't put it past them capturing one and putting it against a bunch of people who weren't flavour of the month.

All this before tranquilizers! How do you capture, contain, keep alive a lion without knocking it out at some point? Deaths galore!

The Romans did some cool and some scary stuff. But imagine 6 hippos coming out of the traps and hurtling down the back straight. Fantastic."

Itd take bigger balls than mine to get on the back of a hippo and give it a kick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't about weapons but I'm a fast learner especially if it means dying!

Kill by any means I get my mitts on."

According to further up the thread.. you are due in on a chariot, pulled by a devotee.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I don't about weapons but I'm a fast learner especially if it means dying!

Kill by any means I get my mitts on.

According to further up the thread.. you are due in on a chariot, pulled by a devotee."

Sweet

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

'The Romans did some cool and some scary stuff. But imagine 6 hippos coming out of the traps and hurtling down the back straight. Fantastic."

Itd take bigger balls than mine to get on the back of a hippo and give it a kick'

Imagine;

'Pater, Pater. I've got a job'

'Brilliant son. What is it'

'Hippo Jockey'

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Broadsword and shield.

Aim for the ankles, very hard for people to chase you with severed achilles and foot hanging off. "

Like your style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

romans loved orgies eh

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

You have five minutes to gear up, ally up and come up with a plan go survive.

How will I know when 5 minutes is up, They're not going to invent the wrist wacth for another 1,798 years?

Just duck when the first person swings something hard around with gay abandon

I may be a little late, I'm still trying to finish this mule off. "

Laughing hard here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'The Romans did some cool and some scary stuff. But imagine 6 hippos coming out of the traps and hurtling down the back straight. Fantastic."

Itd take bigger balls than mine to get on the back of a hippo and give it a kick'

Imagine;

'Pater, Pater. I've got a job'

'Brilliant son. What is it'

'Hippo Jockey'

If you had a decent saddle.. you may be safe from your hippo.. but what's to stop another hippo from goring you?

Anyway off topic, back to human combat.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"romans loved orgies eh

They ain't the only ones

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"romans loved orgies eh

The Romans thought the Greeks were perverts.

I'm on team Greek

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"romans loved orgies eh

The Romans thought the Greeks were perverts.

I'm on team Greek

I want joint citizenship

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'd web the bad guys to a post or swing down out of nowhere to surprise them, one bite from me would be fatal. ... jump on my back and I'll save you also Op just because I'm nice like that.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Welease woderwick

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)"

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where bigus dickus when ya need him?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"where bigus dickus when ya need him?

If I told you I'd have to kil you

he's all mine

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"romans loved orgies eh

The Romans thought the Greeks were perverts.

I'm on team Greek

I want joint citizenship "

It'll cost ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* wheels in concealed inside a giant wooden horse *

SURPRISE...

That's it. That's all I've got...

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over a year ago

"I'd web the bad guys to a post or swing down out of nowhere to surprise them, one bite from me would be fatal. ... jump on my back and I'll save you also Op just because I'm nice like that.

As flattered and creeped out (spiders) as I am. You cant use spidey skills in a fight like this. Game face on.. Ave it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"romans loved orgies eh

The Romans thought the Greeks were perverts.

I'm on team Greek

I want joint citizenship

It'll cost ya. "

Here's my Soul

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over a year ago

"* wheels in concealed inside a giant wooden horse *

SURPRISE...

That's it. That's all I've got..."

Worth it! Very worth it.. rep points

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me

hmmm it's not going as planned... that's ok.. *genghis tentatively pulls up a pew* Maybe humanity has changed finally? sit up Rubidoux

I can't. I'm getting involved in Meli's orgy

Please can I join in?

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over a year ago

"Il siton a deck chair with pimms and strawberries ,any one care to join me

hmmm it's not going as planned... that's ok.. *genghis tentatively pulls up a pew* Maybe humanity has changed finally? sit up Rubidoux

I can't. I'm getting involved in Meli's orgy

Please can I join in? "

Pimms and a pew amidst the carnage? Or Meli's orgy?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up.."

Surely the sight of you wailing like a banshee, riding a chariot being pulled by the skinniest man still breathing, leaving a bloody groove in the sand between his legs is enough to set the other contenders to thrown down their implements of war and say "fuck it, I can do weird, I'm good at weird, but this is batshit crazy"

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I'd have to go dual khopesh, bandolier of throwing knives, push knife for desperate situation and to start with 2 pilums for trying to take them out at a distance.

I'd definately hang back and wait for the numbers to dwindle before I got.in there

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge"

I might be a bit wheezy so go easy on the whip eh? There's only so much in the tank

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over a year ago

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one*

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over a year ago

"I'd have to go dual khopesh, bandolier of throwing knives, push knife for desperate situation and to start with 2 pilums for trying to take them out at a distance.

I'd definately hang back and wait for the numbers to dwindle before I got.in there"

pussy,,id just dive in n fucking nut the cunts,,but hey im half Italian half jock,

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over a year ago

"I'd have to go dual khopesh, bandolier of throwing knives, push knife for desperate situation and to start with 2 pilums for trying to take them out at a distance.

I'd definately hang back and wait for the numbers to dwindle before I got.in there

pussy,,id just dive in n fucking nut the cunts,,but hey im half Italian half jock,

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one*"
i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine.

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over a year ago

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine."

I can't watch

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine."

Aww fuck.... I'm really puffed out, tell you what, jump down off the chariot and give her a twatting and I will cut some oranges for half time (chariot doubles as a refreshments bar)

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge

I might be a bit wheezy so go easy on the whip eh? There's only so much in the tank"

Get in the carriage Norman. I'll take over the heavy lifting

and dont spare the whip

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over a year ago

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge

I might be a bit wheezy so go easy on the whip eh? There's only so much in the tank

Get in the carriage Norman. I'll take over the heavy lifting

and dont spare the whip

omg

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine."

Bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

I'm good with bat shit crazy...charge

I might be a bit wheezy so go easy on the whip eh? There's only so much in the tank

Get in the carriage Norman. I'll take over the heavy lifting

and dont spare the whip

. I only have a crop my harridan of hurt, but it has a silver knob, cos I am classy like that, go fuck her up (anyone for oranges?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I was a teeny weeny bit younger I used to "fuck" about the streets back alleys of Firenze,so no roman scares me

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over a year ago

thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Can I have a pencil sharpener for my wang? I am asking Anabelle21 to be my shield maiden (is she allowed her chariot?)

Me and you norman ..you with your sharpened twang and me screaming like the icen maiden I am..let's fuck em up..

Perhaps, but I feel Lilly the TV would gut you both like fishes.. *Keep an eye on that one* i have heard of the one named Lily..shes is mine.

I can't watch"

Yes..I beleive I am at my best when watched. Senses heightened ready to take all comers.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x"

Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.

Except Norman who desrted me

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x

Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.

Except Norman who desrted me

Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x

Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.

Except Norman who desrted me

Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!"

Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x

Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.

Except Norman who desrted me

Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!

Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3

You've blown it.... It could have been so sweet, our victory over the amphitheatre of feckless forumites, you riding through the streets of fabtown with flower petals thrown by the adoring masses, me stopping at every lamppost and humping the prone or fallen... they would have chanted our names, we could have ruled.......

...but now, the posters of our fame our blown like desiccated leaves through empty streets, the barking of stray dogs accompanies your gin addled, mournful song, and I laying in the gutter drowning in soliloquies.... how we have fallen

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x

Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.

Except Norman who desrted me

Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!

Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3

Great part 3..hope part 4 sees us rise like the Victor's we should be. Failing I'll take an orange

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x

Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.

Except Norman who desrted me

Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!

Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3

Great part 3..hope part 4 sees us rise like the Victor's we should be. Failing I'll take an orange "

I was hoping we would get jiggy with it in part 4... I can't keep this nonsense up to long you know!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x

Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.

Except Norman who desrted me

Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!

Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3

Great part 3..hope part 4 sees us rise like the Victor's we should be. Failing I'll take an orange

I was hoping we would get jiggy with it in part 4... I can't keep this nonsense up to long you know!"

Get writing Norman part 4 should be epic

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"thankyou everyone for all the fun and games on both threads. Made me smile a lot. It's time for me to have along lazy wank and go to bed now. Nunight Fab x

Night to you and thanks great thread and to all the players you Made me smile too.

Except Norman who desrted me

Hey I wrote you chapter two of your shield maiden story this morning, and I didn't get so much as a thank you, I can see this partnership is one way traffic!

Fairs fair Norman so you did..I look forward to part 3

Great part 3..hope part 4 sees us rise like the Victor's we should be. Failing I'll take an orange

I was hoping we would get jiggy with it in part 4... I can't keep this nonsense up to long you know!

Get writing Norman part 4 should be epic

You can have it in the morning my fair maiden of shield, I need to go sit in the field to cool down before I am blessed with sleep. Know this and only this, I am your squire, and I take great delight in hammering the correct shapes into your breastplate...

Cry havoc sweet maiden, but make that cry a whisper and fire that wicked gleam from your eye, if I am to sleep let it be to the song of a whip cracking and a symphony of your sighs....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Broadsword and shield.

Aim for the ankles, very hard for people to chase you with severed achilles and foot hanging off.

Like your style"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pea shooter and shoot hard dried peas, they hurt too

. I’ll aim for the private parts, whilst they’re jumping up and down, I’ll push them to the floor and tie them up

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over a year ago

"Pea shooter and shoot hard dried peas, they hurt too

. I’ll aim for the private parts, whilst they’re jumping up and down, I’ll push them to the floor and tie them up

Forgot to add, I’ll be dressed like Rambo

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over a year ago

"Pea shooter and shoot hard dried peas, they hurt too

. I’ll aim for the private parts, whilst they’re jumping up and down, I’ll push them to the floor and tie them up

Forgot to add, I’ll be dressed like Rambo

You're trying to break the game again arent you. No to Rambo.. read rules! I'll give you your harmless peashooter though.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll fuck anuses with sea salt

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll fuck anuses with sea salt "

Wouldnt that shrivel your cock?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Flash my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll fuck anuses with sea salt

Wouldnt that shrivel your cock?"

Yes but I love that feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pimms any one ?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'll fuck anuses with sea salt

Wouldnt that shrivel your cock?

Yes but I love that feeling "

I've seen it on slugs...fascinating

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"I'll fuck anuses with sea salt

Wouldnt that shrivel your cock?

Yes but I love that feeling

I've seen it on slugs...fascinating "

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over a year ago

"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone! "

Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures "

Yes

So I see.. you made it through to the next round alive I see

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!

Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!"

Yeah watch out I have salt and am not afraid to use it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flash my tits

*Ghengis faints!*

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over a year ago

"I'll fuck anuses with sea salt

Wouldnt that shrivel your cock?

Yes but I love that feeling

I've seen it on slugs...fascinating "

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over a year ago

"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!

Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!

Yeah watch out I have salt and am not afraid to use it "

We're friends right?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!

Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!

Yeah watch out I have salt and am not afraid to use it

We're friends right?"

The best kind

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures "

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"

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over a year ago

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again""

what part of you vibrates?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"

what part of you vibrates?"

The opposite end to where the batteries go

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over a year ago

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"

what part of you vibrates?

The opposite end to where the batteries go"

ah a sky remote

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"

what part of you vibrates?

The opposite end to where the batteries go

ah a sky remote

Do sky remotes vibrate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"

what part of you vibrates?

The opposite end to where the batteries go

ah a sky remote

Do sky remotes vibrate?"

stupid question

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"

what part of you vibrates?

The opposite end to where the batteries go

ah a sky remote

Do sky remotes vibrate?

stupid question

Sorry never been a fan of the old TV

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'll fuck anuses with sea salt "

Can I be first?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again""

I'm feeling...Der Ring des Nibelungen ...Norman my trusty companion round em up

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over a year ago

"Me and Norman are still getting over last night's adventures

Norman hidden behind the shield maidens now battered chariot, raises an eyebrow whilst pulling the last puffs from his crafty fag.

"If I was you lot I would duck, she's gonna start singing again"

I'm feeling...Der Ring des Nibelungen ...Norman my trusty companion round em up"

please god no

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Pimms any one ?

Yes please Taff, thirsty work hefting a sword around

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Flash my tits

*Ghengis faints!*"

Revives with tongues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flash my tits

*Ghengis faints!*

Revives with tongues

*Ghengis mumbles into consciousness.. then immediately faint-feigns *

Again! More tongues!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'd get a mace in one hand and maul in the other and go full on crazy bitch and start smacking the shit out of everyone!

Told you everyone. Women are representing big time on this thread. Savage creatures!"

Obviously!

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