FabSwingers.com forum: Smash it!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm feeling a bit antsy today, like I could just punch something.

I'm in my house alone so I won't, (I like my things

) but it did get me thinking what would be the most satisfying thing to smash to pieces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really want me to answer that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inb4 "your pussy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brexit

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Smashing a whole set of crockery would be very satisfying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass explodes and shatters beautifully.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You really want me to answer that?

The first person to say "your back doors in" gets the first punch to the face.

But go ahead with your suggestion......

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake? .... Just go primal and smash it up and eat it like a feral beast maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try smashing my score on temple run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was a PMF thread!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?"

I win!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once pushed a washing machine from the top of a large building in to a skip , it was rather pleasurable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought this was a PMF thread!"

I'm waiting for him to show up

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I wanna smash someone's back doors in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?

I win!!!!

If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Will resist the violence people piss me off answers.

I'm picturing something that will smash into a million pieces with an almost musical sound of breaking glass or fine pottery. That'd be satisfying.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Any old plates you dont need? Go out the BACKDOOR and Chuck em.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass window with a baseball bat

Or a car with baseball bat

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?

I win!!!!

If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit

Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna smash F&B's back doors in

Thanks for asking first !! But no !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You, me and a strap on - super smashing

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Tv, always feels a bit rock and roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!"

Will Fisk is one as well

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

Chopping wood works for me

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!

Will Fisk is one as well

You know me then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?

I win!!!!

If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit

Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!"

Yes. I punch like a girl, I have at least half a chance of making contact if I use my right hand.

And fuck it, why not, jump on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You really want me to answer that?

The first person to say "your back doors in" gets the first punch to the face.

But go ahead with your suggestion......

Climbing to the top of "the gherkin" and tapping a tiny little crack in it, then watching all of the windows shatter.

I know that wouldn't really happen, so I'll go with emptying an entire bottle of that chocolate ice cream sauce that goes hard and beating the shit out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!

Will Fisk is one as well

You know me then!!"

Daredevil told me about you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tv, always feels a bit rock and roll

I live on the ground floor, if I throw it out the window it'll just hit bushes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I wanna smash F&B's back doors in

Thanks for asking first !! But no !! "

You're playing hard to get again aren't you sweetie?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?

I win!!!!

If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit

Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!

Yes. I punch like a girl, I have at least half a chance of making contact if I use my right hand.

And fuck it, why not, jump on

Just for that I'll fab your arse... you know how to play to a crowd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" once pushed a washing machine from the top of a large building in to a skip , it was rather pleasurable

I'm so jealous

My... Comrades in arms and I once removed the engine from a Ford Escort, placed engine on the bonnet, then blew up the car with an Anti-tank bar mine on an electronic charge.

T'was mesmerising.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Drop a raw egg on a quarry tiled floor, it makes a lovely noise....

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!

Will Fisk is one as well

You know me then!!

Daredevil told me about you ! "

Actually it was Frank Castle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna be smashing medicine balls into the ground in about 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!

Will Fisk is one as well

You know me then!!

Daredevil told me about you !

Actually it was Frank Castle!

Leave Frank out of this !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?

I win!!!!

If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit

Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!

Yes. I punch like a girl, I have at least half a chance of making contact if I use my right hand.

And fuck it, why not, jump on

Just for that I'll fab your arse... you know how to play to a crowd!"

If I let you reach around for a grope will you fab my boobs too?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm gonna be smashing medicine balls into the ground in about 20 mins "

That's good fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2500 Easter eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna be smashing medicine balls into the ground in about 20 mins

That's good fun. "

It's my happy space

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Do you possess any Sean Paul on vinyl OP?

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!

Will Fisk is one as well

You know me then!!

Daredevil told me about you !

Actually it was Frank Castle!

Leave Frank out of this !

How can I, it is the finest graphic novels after Marshal Law!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Anyone said "Your backdoor" yet?

I win!!!!

If you could just hold still a second, this may hurt a bit

Can you aim for my left eye, the right one is already black... and then I get to smash your backdoors in right? I loikes em kinky!

Yes. I punch like a girl, I have at least half a chance of making contact if I use my right hand.

And fuck it, why not, jump on

Just for that I'll fab your arse... you know how to play to a crowd!

If I let you reach around for a grope will you fab my boobs too? "

You have your answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna be smashing medicine balls into the ground in about 20 mins

That's good fun.

It's my happy space "

I enjoy that one too, but I don’t know whether it is de rigeur at my new gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!

Will Fisk is one as well

You know me then!!

Daredevil told me about you !

Actually it was Frank Castle!

Leave Frank out of this !

How can I, it is the finest graphic novels after Marshal Law!!"

Never read Marshal Law

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

A wall with a sledgehammer

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

"Boris Johnsons worlds biggest arsehole trophy!

Will Fisk is one as well

You know me then!!

Daredevil told me about you !

Actually it was Frank Castle!

Leave Frank out of this !

How can I, it is the finest graphic novels after Marshal Law!!

Never read Marshal Law

Some of Pat Mills's finest work! Very un-pc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you possess any Sean Paul on vinyl OP?"

Hey ain't got the right tactics to turn me on and he certainly won't be sheltering me from no storm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You really want me to answer that?

The first person to say "your back doors in" gets the first punch to the face.

But go ahead with your suggestion......

Ahhh fukkit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An opponent on the rugby field nothing like hearing someone gasp after you busted his ribs with the perfect tackle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report. "

That's because it was your mug. A necessary drinking implement. Other peoples things are satisfying to destroy (unless it's Easter eggs... ooooooo I like to smash my own Easter eggs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id quite like to feel that again now too grrrrr

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"An opponent on the rugby field nothing like hearing someone gasp after you busted his ribs with the perfect tackle"

When I played rugby for Derby 2nd XV, I heard someone's thigh snap after a crunching tackle from ma team mate, and I was about 30 yards away, it wasn't a good sound...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report.

That's because it was your mug. A necessary drinking implement. Other peoples things are satisfying to destroy (unless it's Easter eggs... ooooooo I like to smash my own Easter eggs)"

I think I need an Easter egg...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report.

That's because it was your mug. A necessary drinking implement. Other peoples things are satisfying to destroy (unless it's Easter eggs... ooooooo I like to smash my own Easter eggs)

I think I need an Easter egg... "

Get 2, it never gets old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smashed my mug at work today, it wasn't satisfying in any way I'm sorry to report.

That's because it was your mug. A necessary drinking implement. Other peoples things are satisfying to destroy (unless it's Easter eggs... ooooooo I like to smash my own Easter eggs)

I think I need an Easter egg...

Get 2, it never gets old!

The satisfaction, not the egg. They do get old and nobody wants to be nibbling on out of date fucking chocolate

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