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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I now have a song by the wu-tang clan in my head!

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over a year ago

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

Hope it didn’t cause friction between you and your meet

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I now have a song by the wu-tang clan in my head! "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I now have a song by the wu-tang clan in my head! "

Gravel pit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

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do it on beach Sands better for you

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I now have a song by the wu-tang clan in my head!

Gravel pit

D. "

Pits are fine lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

ROFL

I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"I now have a song by the wu-tang clan in my head! "

Gravel Pit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

ROFL

I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues

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filthy habbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

Ouchie!

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

Lol

That killed me, fucking ouch......

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

Gotta ask, how does that happen!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

Sorry but so funny.. that stuff sounds lethal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

It's like washing your lettuce with broken glass...I feel you sister

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

It's like washing your lettuce with broken glass...I feel you sister

Now even I’m crossing my legs at that one ....

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

Ouchie!"

A friend of ours son but it on his nads he's only young lol he was in bits for days think she even took him hospital double stinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I feel lazy for not even considering doing that full stop... Let alone pre meet

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

Gotta ask, how does that happen!?!"

If I told you, I'd have to kill you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

It's like washing your lettuce with broken glass...I feel you sister

Horrific. Squirming here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno what exfoliate is anyway

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

ROFL

I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues

filthy habbit"

Water is the source of life, nothing dirty about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

ROFL

I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues

filthy habbit

Water is the source of life, nothing dirty about it

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you seem to have dribbled s little on your top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you veet your butt, leave it on too long, so now not only does your ring piece smell like singe every step you take feels like your chub-rub bum is being planed with high grade sandpaper. All you want to do is lay on your back, arse in the sky, legs akimbo and get some sweet sweet air to your weeping tushy.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

ROFL

I just spat my drink across my desk and woke up my colleagues

filthy habbit

Water is the source of life, nothing dirty about it

you seem to have dribbled s little on your top

Haha now that would definitely wake up the colleagues

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

The thing's we go through for sex,it's why I've given up on it.

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"I now have a song by the wu-tang clan in my head!

Gravel pit

D. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you veet your butt, leave it on too long, so now not only does your ring piece smell like singe every step you take feels like your chub-rub bum is being planed with high grade sandpaper. All you want to do is lay on your back, arse in the sky, legs akimbo and get some sweet sweet air to your weeping tushy.

OMG people - I am trained in waxing. JUST WAX... There are no nerve endings on your crack! it won't hurt and it certainly won't leave you with chemical burns! LOL

PS: I'm not offering to wax your butt's btw!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravel

how big is your ass

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

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By *rReyMan
over a year ago

Fleet

"I was prepping the ladygarden a few hours before a meet. Put Veet on my bits. Someone called me with some pretty mega drama, I forgot about my bits.

12 minutes later..... scorched vaj, no meet.

It hurt to pee for a week.

It's like washing your lettuce with broken glass...I feel you sister

Horrific. Squirming here!

Although I have nicked my ball sack when manscaping.SO.MUCH.BLOOD from such a tiny cut

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Waxing only way for me, it’s quick and over in no time

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Waxing only way for me, it’s quick and over in no time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you exfoliate before a meet and end up with a load of gravel in your crack

Sounds like a day at the beach!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Hahahaha wtf,

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

OMG people - I am trained in waxing. JUST WAX... There are no nerve endings on your crack! it won't hurt and it certainly won't leave you with chemical burns! LOL

PS: I'm not offering to wax your butt's btw!!! "

No nerve endings in your crack?!? Are you sure about this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG people - I am trained in waxing. JUST WAX... There are no nerve endings on your crack! it won't hurt and it certainly won't leave you with chemical burns! LOL

PS: I'm not offering to wax your butt's btw!!!

No nerve endings in your crack?!? Are you sure about this?

Haha, pretty sure, actually. Try it - if you book yourself for a hollywood - provided the therapist is trained, it won't hurt. Don't get me wrong - I'm not saying its comfortable, but a trained therapist will do it in a flash!

xx Niki

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