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A question about Dysons.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? "
ive never used the term myself but I would think they mean new one

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? "

Presumably it would be a new dyson...can't imagine anyone would want a lacklustre experience...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... well dysons are rubbish... a kirby on the otherhand.. now then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? "

I think you're overthinking it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A manual ewbank would do me these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s often said that [X] “sucks like a Dyson”. This got me thinking as I was cleaning out our Dyson this morning. Is it the big spinny bar bit that folk are referring to? I only ask as ours was clogged with hair and its suction was, frankly, lacklustre. Should we clarify that the sucking is like e.g. “a brand new Dyson”? Or “like a Dyson that’s sucked up a bit too much dog hair and the whole thing is clogged to buggery”? "
Henry's suck better than Dyson it's a farct

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

your your thinking the whole thing. Just clean it and get back to finishing the hoovering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A manual ewbank would do me these days"

What it ith, what it ith!

Sorry, wrong Ewbank.

Dysons suck. Which reminds me, I've got an old spare vacuum cleaner if anyone wants one. It's only gathering dust.

I'm here all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all about having clean filters.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm not sure. I have a Henry and I can tell you he sucks really well. I can't look at his wee face the same though after seeing a picture of someone shagging one

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"A manual ewbank would do me these days

What it ith, what it ith!

Sorry, wrong Ewbank.

Dysons suck. Which reminds me, I've got an old spare vacuum cleaner if anyone wants one. It's only gathering dust.

I'm here all week "

That’s Eubank your talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all about having clean filters. "
Dyson is filterless is it not, I have several Henry's and they have a filter

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Would you come out to play wrong kinda dirty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you come out to play wrong kinda dirty lol"
of course I would, where am I coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all about having clean filters. Dyson is filterless is it not, I have several Henry's and they have a filter "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For aaaaaaages our dyson just wasn’t sucking, C was convinced it was. He finally fixed it on Saturday using a cloth, a pair of headphones, a wire and a paper towel.

It works again and is a wonderful hoover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they mean they're bagless, they'll be those "humans" with a plastic chamber inside them that collects everything they suck up, like drinks, cum, hundreds and thousands, crisp crumbs, cocaine, cum etc... they need emptying once a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all about having clean filters. Dyson is filterless is it not, I have several Henry's and they have a filter

No."
lol ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's all about having clean filters. Dyson is filterless is it not, I have several Henry's and they have a filter

No.lol ty "

Henry's have simple filters so something fine like plaster dust wont block them. Dyson's have much better ones for fine particles, but that means that although they dispense less dust back into the atmosphere, they are more likely to block up if they arent washed regularly.

(Yawn!)

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I was dissapointed (and required hospital treatment) after using a Dyson Ball Cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was dissapointed (and required hospital treatment) after using a Dyson Ball Cleaner.

"

As in cue ball on your head obvs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was dissapointed (and required hospital treatment) after using a Dyson Ball Cleaner.

"
did you recover?....... It

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I was dissapointed (and required hospital treatment) after using a Dyson Ball Cleaner.

As in cue ball on your head obvs? "

I use Pledge and a duster upstairs.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A manual ewbank would do me these days

What it ith, what it ith!

Sorry, wrong Ewbank.

Dysons suck. Which reminds me, I've got an old spare vacuum cleaner if anyone wants one. It's only gathering dust.

I'm here all week "

Do you think Mike Dyson would beat Chris Ewbank?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I love my Henry at work. He gets on with the work. Follows me around the store. Never had problems with him

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"A manual ewbank would do me these days

What it ith, what it ith!

Sorry, wrong Ewbank.

Dysons suck. Which reminds me, I've got an old spare vacuum cleaner if anyone wants one. It's only gathering dust.

I'm here all week

Do you think Mike Dyson would beat Chris Ewbank? "

Titter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe

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