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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I have man flu

I'll be accepting all sympathy that I'm expecting over the next 48 hours.

Form an orderly queue and proceed as necessary.

Do it quietly though, I have a headache

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Aww bless your little cotton socks,I hope you come out the other end. If not well...

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Already started the procedure for the inevitable, I had a good run. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu is a real killer.

As someone who has managed to survive (barely) this horrible disease, you will be in my thoughts and prayers.

Sending positive energy your way.

I'll also get started on your eulogy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Already started the procedure for the inevitable, I had a good run. x"

I think you'll come out the other end as you're still able to communicate so think positive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have man flu

I'll be accepting all sympathy that I'm expecting over the next 48 hours.

Form an orderly queue and proceed as necessary.

Do it quietly though, I have a headache "
awwww come lie next to me on beach it cures all ills

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Jesus h......take some Calpol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus h......take some Calpol...."
vroooooom

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Jesus h......take some Calpol....vroooooom "

Wish you would put your teeth in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try trans flu,,its way worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus h......take some Calpol....vroooooom

Wish you would put your teeth in... "
lol they're in the glass sorry

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary


"I have man flu

I'll be accepting all sympathy that I'm expecting over the next 48 hours.

Form an orderly queue and proceed as necessary.

Do it quietly though, I have a headache "

I’ll organise the candle lighting my fallen brother. Will make the other arrangements too. I’ll get all the no shows together so they can let you down one last time too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lit a candle and will hold a minute's silence for you.

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#thestruggleisreal

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I fear I don't have long left.

The headache is now at unbearable stage to the point I'm unable to even make my own coffee at work and sore throat is now restricting all consuming of my lunch.

It's very possibe I could starve to death as no one will make me any soup

There are 2 women in the office who clearly doubt the severity of my illness and are resorting to calling me a drama Queen.

Will my suffering never end!!

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Make a will.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sorry love but it’s a girly cold you must have.

If it were man-flu you wouldn’t be able to lift your fingers to type on your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told i had that last week it was tonsilitis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse.... You could have bird flu. It is way worse than man flu

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

nothing is worse than man flu

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Ignore those women in the office, keep saying to yourself ‘I’m a brave little soldier’ over and over again.

Turning up at work at deaths door and no tea or sympathy, shocking.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I read that women have lesser flu like symptoms to enable them to continue with child care. I don't know if it's true though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Are you still with you?!

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

It's been a long day, my vital signs are weak but I've managed to drag my lifeless body onto the sofa with hot cupasoup, now if someone could just spare a few minutes to lift the cup to my mouth that would be appreciated as I'm far too ill to take care of myself. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been a long day, my vital signs are weak but I've managed to drag my lifeless body onto the sofa with hot cupasoup, now if someone could just spare a few minutes to lift the cup to my mouth that would be appreciated as I'm far too ill to take care of myself. x"

I can provide paper straws. They're more than likely to disintegrate before said soup reaches your lips but effort counts right?

P

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Will you be putting said straws into the cup for me?

Surely you can't expect me to carry out such a heavy workload in my ever worsening weakened state??

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"I have man flu

I'll be accepting all sympathy that I'm expecting over the next 48 hours.

Form an orderly queue and proceed as necessary.

Do it quietly though, I have a headache "

Me too feel like shit

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

I propose we take up a collection for your headstone. What would you like inscribed on it?

"I told my wife I was ill!"

"I never stood a chance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you be putting said straws into the cup for me?

Surely you can't expect me to carry out such a heavy workload in my ever worsening weakened state??"

I cannot agree to those terms. You see, whilst in your weakened state I shall surely see an easy target, therefore my involvement with the straws must be kept minimal, or I won't be able to keep myself from ripping and chewing the straw wrapper and using you as a spit-ball board.

Waaaaay too tempting

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"I propose we take up a collection for your headstone. What would you like inscribed on it?

"I told my wife I was ill!"

"I never stood a chance" "

Ooooooooo. I like that.

Can we have "Fought bravely to the end" as well.

I'd like to go out on a high note

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By *eorge Jetson OP   Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"Will you be putting said straws into the cup for me?

Surely you can't expect me to carry out such a heavy workload in my ever worsening weakened state??

I cannot agree to those terms. You see, whilst in your weakened state I shall surely see an easy target, therefore my involvement with the straws must be kept minimal, or I won't be able to keep myself from ripping and chewing the straw wrapper and using you as a spit-ball board.

Waaaaay too tempting

P"

If it means I don't need to put my already failing body through more hell today.... I'll risk it

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown


"I propose we take up a collection for your headstone. What would you like inscribed on it?

"I told my wife I was ill!"

"I never stood a chance"

Ooooooooo. I like that.

Can we have "Fought bravely to the end" as well.

I'd like to go out on a high note "

No problem mate. You deserve recognition for your struggle. We'll get you a 21 gun salute too...it's only fitting for a man of your bravery in the face of ultimate suffering.

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