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"You mean like this  "Oh I remember those!
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"What the fuck is sex factor? " What ever you want it to be. Personally I think your a 6  | |||
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"What the fuck is sex factor? What ever you want it to be. Personally I think your a 6 "It doesn't matter what you think 'cos I'm scoring myself | |||
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"You mean like this
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Loads of you had them done a couple of years ago didn’t you? By one of the stp hosts? X"He who shall not be named  | |||
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"Height - 5ft 7inches Fab Body - All the beautiful people rolled into one. Cock lengt- 8 inches Tit size - 40DD and the other one is 40E Stamina - Duracell Legend Skill - All holes filled , cock in each hand whilst slaloming at The Chill Factor Manchester. Sex Factor - Always wear cum behind my ears. Super Strength - Can snap the hand off a groper before they get to first base. Kryptonite - People who go on and on and on about their ailments. In detail. Go" Bravo granny | |||
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"What the fuck is sex factor? What ever you want it to be. Personally I think your a 6
It doesn't matter what you think 'cos I'm scoring myself " | |||
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" Height - 6'3" Fab Body - perfect Cock length / Tit size - perfect Stamina - Olympic distance swimmer Skill - god like Sex Factor - infinity Super Strength - orgasm provider Kryptonite - classified " | |||
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"Height - 5"2 fun sized Fab Body - not really Tit size - big enough Stamina - lots Skill - highly rated Sex Factor - 5 Super Strength - breath through my ears Kryptonite - red hair "Sex factor must be higher than a 5 surely | |||
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"Height - 5' Fab Body - curvalicious Cock length / Tit size - 38DD Stamina - insatiable level Skill - administers fabulous blow jobs, loves anal Sex Factor - sexplosive Super Strength - multiple orgasm giver and recipient Kryptonite - ghosters and whingy people " A hard profile to beat this one  | |||
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Sex Factor - off the scale (if you ask any of those guys who mail me)
Super Strength - the ability to appear cute and innocent until they're hooked
Kryptonite - that look just before they kiss you, I just melt  | |||
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"Height -5ft1 Fab Body - improving Cock length / Tit size -huge Stamina -irrelevant, I can sleep through anything so whoever I'm with can keep going if I need a nap. Skill - I know what I'm doing
Sex Factor - off the scale (if you ask any of those guys who mail me)
Super Strength - the ability to appear cute and innocent until they're hooked
Kryptonite - that look just before they kiss you, I just melt "You can sleep through a jolly good seeing to? I think this means you have 2 super strengths, which makes you a super villain | |||
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"Height -5ft1 Fab Body - improving Cock length / Tit size -huge Stamina -irrelevant, I can sleep through anything so whoever I'm with can keep going if I need a nap. Skill - I know what I'm doing
Sex Factor - off the scale (if you ask any of those guys who mail me)
Super Strength - the ability to appear cute and innocent until they're hooked
Kryptonite - that look just before they kiss you, I just melt
You can sleep through a jolly good seeing to? I think this means you have 2 super strengths, which makes you a super villain " | |||
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"You mean like this "I have one but they won't let me upload it  | |||
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"Height - 5ft 9 Fab Body -better than average Cock length - depends on exitement level Stamina - depends on a steady diet of orgasm fuel Power - 10 tigers Focus - targets will be reached Skill - nothing in the universe compares Sex Factor - seductive beyond all known measure Super Strength - ability to open my mouth make you laugh and your knickers and barriers will vanish Kryptonite - the L word" No way are you 5"9 | |||
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"Height - 5ft 9 Fab Body -better than average Cock length - depends on exitement level Stamina - depends on a steady diet of orgasm fuel Power - 10 tigers Focus - targets will be reached Skill - nothing in the universe compares Sex Factor - seductive beyond all known measure Super Strength - ability to open my mouth make you laugh and your knickers and barriers will vanish Kryptonite - the L word No way are you 5"9 " Height must also be his Kryptonite | |||
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"Height -5ft 6 Fab Body - slim Cock length / Tit size - 36d Stamina -off the scale Skill - got a tight one Sex Factor - me Super Strength - thighs Kryptonite - kisses on back off the neck Go "Shouldn’t your Super Strength be pegging?  | |||
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"You mean like this
Oh I remember those!
Loads of you had them done a couple of years ago didn’t you? By one of the stp hosts? X"Yep DIamondJoe did them | |||
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"Height - 5ft 9 Fab Body -better than average Cock length - depends on exitement level Stamina - depends on a steady diet of orgasm fuel Power - 10 tigers Focus - targets will be reached Skill - nothing in the universe compares Sex Factor - seductive beyond all known measure Super Strength - ability to open my mouth make you laugh and your knickers and barriers will vanish Kryptonite - the L word No way are you 5"9 " 176 cm 5 ft 9.291 inches thats what my medicheck said last month | |||
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"Height -5ft 6 Fab Body - slim Cock length / Tit size - 36d Stamina -off the scale Skill - got a tight one Sex Factor - me Super Strength - thighs Kryptonite - kisses on back off the neck Go
Shouldn’t your Super Strength be pegging? "If would kill you off if it was | |||
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"Height - 5'2 Fab Body - good bits and bad bits Cock length / Tit size - 38G Stamina - I have my moments Skill - 7 Sex Factor - 7 Super Strength - I'm enthusiastic Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes " Tit size must be a Super Strength also | |||
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"Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps. Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite Height - Fab Body - Cock length / Tit size - Stamina - Skill - Sex Factor - Super Strength - Kryptonite - Go" 5ft 2 34G Average Fall to sleep very quickly Painting furniture and walls Can lift a leaf no problem | |||
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"Height - 5'2 Fab Body - good bits and bad bits Cock length / Tit size - 32hh Stamina - I have my moments Skill - no idea Sex Factor - no idea Super Strength - excellent baker Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes." Can you help me find the perfect chocolate cake recipe please? | |||
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"Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps. Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite Height - Fab Body - Cock length / Tit size - Stamina - Skill - Sex Factor - Super Strength - Kryptonite - Go 5ft 2 34G Average Fall to sleep very quickly Painting furniture and walls Can lift a leaf no problem "But what is your Kryptonite? | |||
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"Height - 5”9 Fab Body - Average Cock length / Tit size - handful Stamina - off the scale Skill - off the scale Sex Factor - off the scale Super Strength - come and find out Kryptonite - too many to mention "I’m finding it hard to say something that’s not very rude and naughty about your super strength | |||
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"Height - 5'2 Fab Body - good bits and bad bits Cock length / Tit size - 32hh Stamina - I have my moments Skill - no idea Sex Factor - no idea Super Strength - excellent baker Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes." Unfortunately I think your kryptonite will be your undoing  | |||
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"Height - 5”9 Fab Body - Average Cock length / Tit size - handful Stamina - off the scale Skill - off the scale Sex Factor - off the scale Super Strength - come and find out Kryptonite - too many to mention
I’m finding it hard to say something that’s not very rude and naughty about your super strength "Go for it, I’m a big girl, I can take it
And please explain to the peeps on here who don’t know much about Superman what Kryptonite means | |||
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"Height - 5'6 Fab Body - curvy but solid apart from my mummy tummy Cock length / Tit size - 36E Stamina - 9/10 Skill - 9/10 Sex Factor - 9/10 Super Strength - blowjobs Kryptonite - I love being fisted " I think you’d give Lex Luther a run for his money with that one | |||
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"Height - 5”9 Fab Body - Average Cock length / Tit size - handful Stamina - off the scale Skill - off the scale Sex Factor - off the scale Super Strength - come and find out Kryptonite - too many to mention
I’m finding it hard to say something that’s not very rude and naughty about your super strength
Go for it, I’m a big girl, I can take it
And please explain to the peeps on here who don’t know much about Superman what Kryptonite means "I’d have to play my Super Strength against your Sex Factor to win this battle. Kryptonite is bit like your play partner shitting the bed. You can’t get away from it fast enough. | |||
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"Height - 5”9 Fab Body - Average Cock length / Tit size - handful Stamina - off the scale Skill - off the scale Sex Factor - off the scale Super Strength - come and find out Kryptonite - too many to mention
I’m finding it hard to say something that’s not very rude and naughty about your super strength
Go for it, I’m a big girl, I can take it
And please explain to the peeps on here who don’t know much about Superman what Kryptonite means
I’d have to play my Super Strength against your Sex Factor to win this battle.
Kryptonite is bit like your play partner shitting the bed. You can’t get away from it fast enough.". Noooooo contest... | |||
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"Height - Tall Fab Body -Goes in and out.. boom, boom, boom... Tit size - see above Stamina - I'm a daytime kind of woman so dawn to dusk. Skill - I've got an NVQ in CFNM, and a Orgasm Oh Level. Sex Factor - X rated. Super Strength - My imagination and my tongue Kryptonite -The words "Yoni Massage"...ithh" Do you have an NVQ in Top Trump profile writing as well | |||
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"Height - 5,11 Fab Body - needs work Cock length - yes 1 length of cock Stamina - depends on motivation Skill - apple bobbing Sex Factor - variable Super Strength - when thrown from hights I can sustain unaided flight untill I hit the floor Kryptonite - a woman's peachy bum "One length of cock won’t cut the mustard I’m afraid | |||
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"Height - 5'2 and 3/4" Fab Body - hourglass Cock length / Tit size - 34ff Stamina - I manage to stay awake if the tv's on Skill - oral, special tongue swirl Sex Factor - you tell me Super Strength - strong pelvic floor muscles Kryptonite - certain smells" Yes you have the Sex Factor | |||
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"Height - 5,11 Fab Body - needs work Cock length - yes 1 length of cock Stamina - depends on motivation Skill - apple bobbing Sex Factor - variable Super Strength - when thrown from hights I can sustain unaided flight untill I hit the floor Kryptonite - a woman's peachy bum
One length of cock won’t cut the mustard I’m afraid "no one mentioned I needed to cut mustard with it other options are available on request | |||
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"Height - 5,11 Fab Body - needs work Cock length - yes 1 length of cock Stamina - depends on motivation Skill - apple bobbing Sex Factor - variable Super Strength - when thrown from hights I can sustain unaided flight untill I hit the floor Kryptonite - a woman's peachy bum
One length of cock won’t cut the mustard I’m afraid
no one mentioned I needed to cut mustard with it other options are available on request" | |||
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"Height - Slightly under 5'6 Fab Body - Getting there Tit size - About a mouthful Stamina - Yes Skill - Hell yes Sex Factor - 7.5 Super Strength - Kisses Kryptonite - Naughty things being whispered in my ear. " Tit size is a very good card to play in this instance | |||
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"Height - Slightly under 5'6 Fab Body - Getting there Tit size - About a mouthful Stamina - Yes Skill - Hell yes Sex Factor - 7.5 Super Strength - Kisses Kryptonite - Naughty things being whispered in my ear. Tit size is a very good card to play in this instance " more than a mouth full goes to waste | |||
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"Height - 5'9" Fab Body - More like 'out of body' Cock length / Tit size; 12" but don't use it as a rule. Moob size 46 B Stamina - Prefer Chappie. On Ritz biscuits Skill - Double pike Tsukahara off the top of the wardrobe. Sex Factor - Start with a 30 and then finish with a 10 or a 12 for the last couple of days. Super Strength - Farts Kryptonite - People who disrespect Marmite." I think your Super Strength and Kryptonite counter act each other in this instance and leave you vulnerable to predators | |||
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"Height - 5'2 Fab Body - good bits and bad bits Cock length / Tit size - 32hh Stamina - I have my moments Skill - no idea Sex Factor - no idea Super Strength - excellent baker Kryptonite - a mischievous twinkle in their eyes. Unfortunately I think your kryptonite will be your undoing "So far no but theres time | |||
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"Height - 5'9" Fab Body - More like 'out of body' Cock length / Tit size; 12" but don't use it as a rule. Moob size 46 B Stamina - Prefer Chappie. On Ritz biscuits Skill - Double pike Tsukahara off the top of the wardrobe. Sex Factor - Start with a 30 and then finish with a 10 or a 12 for the last couple of days. Super Strength - Farts Kryptonite - People who disrespect Marmite. I think your Super Strength and Kryptonite counter act each other in this instance and leave you vulnerable to predators " | |||
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"Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps. Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite Height - 182cm Fab Body - dad bod Cock length / Tit size - 17cm Stamina - variable depending on company Skill - can lick my eyebrows and breath through my ears (not factual but great oral skills, or so I've been told) Sex Factor - likeable Super Strength - discretion Kryptonite - go weak at the knees when a woman licks her own nipples. Go" | |||
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"Right guys it’s time for Top fab trumps. Rules are simple just fill in the trump card and let’s see if we can find the most fantabulous forumite Height - 182cm Fab Body - dad bod Cock length / Tit size - 17cm Stamina - variable depending on company Skill - can lick my eyebrows and breath through my ears (not factual but great oral skills, or so I've been told) Sex Factor - likeable Super Strength - discretion Kryptonite - go weak at the knees when a woman licks her own nipples. Go" Your Kryptonie would cause my Super Strength to kick in | |||
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