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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cute, or fucking scary?

I’m convinced they’re humans in costumes. Ever since I watched that video of the kangaroo tapping on a glass door to get into a house, then punching it, I’ve had an irrational fear of them.

And don’t even get me started on the video of the kangaroo fighting the dog, and then his owner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute looking...but scary!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

They're fucking big fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the ‘swinger’ kangaroo?

Commonly known as the swingeroo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen the ‘swinger’ kangaroo?

Commonly known as the swingeroo "

Does he swing children around by their pigtails and throw them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen the ‘swinger’ kangaroo?

Commonly known as the swingeroo

Does he swing children around by their pigtails and throw them?"

No....that's Trunchball from Matilda!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you seen the ‘swinger’ kangaroo?

Commonly known as the swingeroo

Does he swing children around by their pigtails and throw them?

No....that's Trunchball from Matilda! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their steaks taste nice

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think I need to watch these videos.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

They're nicer than koalas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I need to watch these videos."

They’re scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though."

I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer wallabies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their steaks taste nice "

I never knew they can cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.

I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise "

that's just your hormones. You're mad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.

I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise

that's just your hormones. You're mad! "

No I’ve thought it for about two years!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Their steaks taste nice

I never knew they can cook. "

They can cook cause they’re humans in disguise!!!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"I prefer wallabies "

Do they still have wallabies roaming in the Peak District?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer wallabies

Do they still have wallabies roaming in the Peak District?"

No idea..

I live in wales

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

One time at university, the lecturer stopped mid-sentence and stared out of the window. "Sorry, I was distracted by a kangaroo."

They are cute, but I don't like getting close to them. Big powerful scary animals. But then, I get nervous around cows.

If you want cute and entirely non-threatening, the quokka is the marsupial for you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Definitely scary. Wouldn't mess with a wallaby either tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One time at university, the lecturer stopped mid-sentence and stared out of the window. "Sorry, I was distracted by a kangaroo."

They are cute, but I don't like getting close to them. Big powerful scary animals. But then, I get nervous around cows.

If you want cute and entirely non-threatening, the quokka is the marsupial for you."

I’d rather fight a cow than a kangaroo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Their steaks taste nice

I never knew they can cook.

They can cook cause they’re humans in disguise!!!"

I think you're right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.

I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise

that's just your hormones. You're mad!

No I’ve thought it for about two years!!!"

Ok you're just mad then. Granted they're ungainly when not at full bound.. but I can assure you there aren't any people inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.

I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise

that's just your hormones. You're mad!

No I’ve thought it for about two years!!!

Ok you're just mad then. Granted they're ungainly when not at full bound.. but I can assure you there aren't any people inside "

Are you 100% sure though? Are ya?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Related.

https://youtu.be/wy_TB6onHVE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a Kangaroo and Kangaroot?

One is a large marsupial from Australia and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cracking up at human in disguise and can totally see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute.. unless it's a red kangaroo. Thdn they are big, strong and potentially dangerous animals. Still beautiful to look at though.

I saw a video yesterday of an albino kangaroo and it’s wee albino baby. I so wanted to find them cute, but nope. I’m convinced they’re people in disguise

that's just your hormones. You're mad!

No I’ve thought it for about two years!!!

Ok you're just mad then. Granted they're ungainly when not at full bound.. but I can assure you there aren't any people inside

Are you 100% sure though? Are ya?"

Indubitably

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fucking MASSIVE rat.......

Kill it.

Note one bit cute.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"I prefer wallabies

Do they still have wallabies roaming in the Peak District?"
Recent times I suppose but not sure when also lynx once when they escaped from riber castle near matlock no mention of them now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cute, or fucking scary?

I’m convinced they’re humans in costumes. Ever since I watched that video of the kangaroo tapping on a glass door to get into a house, then punching it, I’ve had an irrational fear of them.

And don’t even get me started on the video of the kangaroo fighting the dog, and then his owner. "
It's the tails you have to watch out for one swipe and you're half way round the world on a free flight

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

apparently they muscle up like blokes when they want a mate.....

look at this big 6foot 9inch fucker

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/roger-muscle-bound-kangaroo-back-7322217

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the difference between a Kangaroo and Kangaroot?

One is a large marsupial from Australia and the other is a Geordie stuck in a lift "
....... hmmmmm mine is a similar joke.

How did they come to name the kangaroo?

When a Scottish scientist got stuck in the bog and started shouting "I kangaroot! I kangaroo!"

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What's that Skippy?. . They're taking the piss now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best animal infant name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cracking up at human in disguise and can totally see it

P"

It’s fucking true I swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant rats

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Related.

https://youtu.be/wy_TB6onHVE"

No Australian has ever lived past the age of 3. It's true.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Cute, or fucking scary?

"

Google image, shredded kangaroo. It not a way of preparing meat

XX

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Someone wrote a song about kangaroos

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Big scary rats, never trust any animal that could kick your spleen out through your back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Guys can you stop saying they’re rats

They’re humans

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

We had kangaroo stakes tho not that nice

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