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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Shag.

Funny old word.

To a carpet maker it's a long pile rug.

To a smoker, a type of tobacco.

To an American it's a dance.

To an ornithologist it's a bird.

And to ugly fuckers like me it's less than a remote possibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not ugly. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw this on FB last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take some boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag.

Funny old word.

To a carpet maker it's a long pile rug.

To a smoker, a type of tobacco.

To an American it's a dance.

To an ornithologist it's a bird.

And to ugly fuckers like me it's less than a remote possibility.

"

I will have to agree with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright, Shag

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Shag.

Funny old word.

To a carpet maker it's a long pile rug.

To a smoker, a type of tobacco.

To an American it's a dance.

To an ornithologist it's a bird.

And to ugly fuckers like me it's less than a remote possibility.

"

Jeeez that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shag.

Funny old word.

To a carpet maker it's a long pile rug.

"

I do love a long deep shag though

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"You're not ugly. X"

Gawd bless you.

And all those with poor eyesight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw a band called "Rough Shag". There was a girl outside the venue selling tickets shouting "rough shag 5 pounds"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i hear the word shag i think of Haribo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not ugly. X

Gawd bless you.

And all those with poor eyesight.... "

*squints* It's the shirt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i hear the word shag i think of Haribo "

Me too! Fab has corrupted me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to give up on this site must be me

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"When i hear the word shag i think of Haribo

Me too! Fab has corrupted me."

I've managed to retain my innocence.

Despite my best efforts.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to give up on this site must be me "

Must be

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Not.

One.

Offer.

*inserts crying emoji.....

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Shag.

Funny old word.

To a carpet maker it's a long pile rug.

To a smoker, a type of tobacco.

To an American it's a dance.

To an ornithologist it's a bird.

And to ugly fuckers like me it's less than a remote possibility.

Jeeez that made me laugh"

My work here is done.

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