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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Off to cut the bushes ( insert dirty innuendo )

I'm scared it's big and noisy ( insert juvenile comparison e.g. blurt box )

If my typing is slow later - I lopped an arm off.

Neighbours that lovely ole neighbour of yours is chopping, bending and filling the green bin...... DONT BLOODY WAVE! Shout , We know who you are... and come n help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you mean business granny

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You sound a bit lumber Jacky

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

apparently ............. it's a hedge trimmer - not a chain saw....

Who knew ....

Right im kitted out and off....... looks very very dangerous...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedge trimmer doesn't sound nearly as menacing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you cut through the cable yet?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Have you cut through the cable yet? "

Did that years ago AND through the outdoor fairy lights in the tree ...... all good fun. Good job the leccy blew or i'd be toasted crumpet.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Have you cut through the cable yet?

Did that years ago AND through the outdoor fairy lights in the tree ...... all good fun. Good job the leccy blew or i'd be toasted crumpet."

Lol that made me laugh my holly needs trimming but I’ll get a man in to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off to cut the bushes ( insert dirty innuendo )

I'm scared it's big and noisy ( insert juvenile comparison e.g. blurt box )

If my typing is slow later - I lopped an arm off.

Neighbours that lovely ole neighbour of yours is chopping, bending and filling the green bin...... DONT BLOODY WAVE! Shout , We know who you are... and come n help "

I feel nutbush city limits and all bush bush in the bush!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Have you cut through the cable yet?

Did that years ago AND through the outdoor fairy lights in the tree ...... all good fun. Good job the leccy blew or i'd be toasted crumpet.

Lol that made me laugh my holly needs trimming but I’ll get a man in to do it "

I am a man

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Have you cut through the cable yet? "

God I've done that before I just stood there in total disbelief as I was ever so careful. Yeah clearly not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you cut through the cable yet?

Did that years ago AND through the outdoor fairy lights in the tree ...... all good fun. Good job the leccy blew or i'd be toasted crumpet.

Lol that made me laugh my holly needs trimming but I’ll get a man in to do it

I am a man "

Granddad Crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you cut through the cable yet?

God I've done that before I just stood there in total disbelief as I was ever so careful. Yeah clearly not."

I've cut through 2 mower cables and 1 hedge trimmer cable.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Have you cut through the cable yet?

God I've done that before I just stood there in total disbelief as I was ever so careful. Yeah clearly not.

I've cut through 2 mower cables and 1 hedge trimmer cable. "

I have a petrol mover thankfully or I'm sure I'd go through that as well. Putting one step in front of the other nowadays can feel alien,I'm so accident prone.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Chainsaws.......the most manly of tools!

In fact such a surge of testosterone doth they imbue unto any who wields them, that it has been scientifically demonstrated on numerous occasions that even ladies will grow a spontaneous and instantaneous full beard via the mere touch on the manly handle of one.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Chainsaws.......the most manly of tools!

In fact such a surge of testosterone doth they imbue unto any who wields them, that it has been scientifically demonstrated on numerous occasions that even ladies will grow a spontaneous and instantaneous full beard via the mere touch on the manly handle of one.

"

Must be my lucky day. I grew a cock and two balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chainsaws.......the most manly of tools!

In fact such a surge of testosterone doth they imbue unto any who wields them, that it has been scientifically demonstrated on numerous occasions that even ladies will grow a spontaneous and instantaneous full beard via the mere touch on the manly handle of one.

"

Hmmmm ok, not dure about that.. To me its another tool of my trade as is all the climbing gear etc.. But then maybe thats something to do with my different personalities lol

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